Zombie workplaces actually sanction workplace violence. Since a zombie can only be killed by a shot to the head, punching a coworker is a corporate – endorsed method of stress relief. Stuff starts to go wrong when they try to eat each other’s brains. Zombie brains taste like cyanide. Because they actually do contain cyanide. Even though zombies are immune to poison, cyanide will still make them feel terrible. Meanwhile, the assaulted zombie will die and then be reinfected.
I feel this comic on a spiritual level. I would like to add doing something that involves fire to my coworkers who smoke right in front of the front door.
I have armor and blunt swords… Wonder if I could do a fundraiser. “Five dollars to wail on me for five minutes during lunch!”
I love the amount of expression captured in the faces. Bug in Panel 3 looks so satisfied–not elated, just satiated. The guy in Palen 2 is looks completely engrossed in those reports. Fantastic artwork!
I feel like instituting a dodgeball when appropriate policy could be a really good idea actually. In defense of bandbug, when you’re meeting with a group of people weekly to do something it becomes a subject to talk about. I can see how it comes off as kinda douchey, but really, a lot of people bring up their hobbies at work. It’s just that being in a band is perceived as cool (when really, when you spend time around musicians you see they’re not really all that cool off stage, quite a few of them even were band geeks, and even the guitarist has had to turn down a lot of social events to sit in his room playing scales) so talking about it sounds like bragging. Like people who are all ‘oh man, I bicycled/walked/ran to work today, I feel so tired but healthier’
‘The Flaming Douchebags’ will hit the big time soon! ?
Wow. We got the whole crew for this skit!
Zombie workplaces actually sanction workplace violence. Since a zombie can only be killed by a shot to the head, punching a coworker is a corporate – endorsed method of stress relief. Stuff starts to go wrong when they try to eat each other’s brains. Zombie brains taste like cyanide. Because they actually do contain cyanide. Even though zombies are immune to poison, cyanide will still make them feel terrible. Meanwhile, the assaulted zombie will die and then be reinfected.
“Ima swing my arms like this and if you get hit it’s not my fault!”
I feel this comic on a spiritual level. I would like to add doing something that involves fire to my coworkers who smoke right in front of the front door.
How about a fire extinguisher? “If I see you smoking I will assume you’re on fire and take appropriate action.”
violence in the work place is needed on occasion. I have a coworker I would love to beat with his keyboard.
Wow, that gun is Huge!
Anyway, great comic! I found myself staring longingly at panel #3…soo much relief said with such a simple drawing!
That’s the compact 0.700 S&W Magnum “Pea-nut Shooter”.
Comes with an optional scope.
The scope isn’t for spotting. It’s added mass to reduce recoil.
I prefer Panel 1 because of its potential and what’s left to the imagination… and the wonderful expressions.
I have armor and blunt swords… Wonder if I could do a fundraiser. “Five dollars to wail on me for five minutes during lunch!”
I love the amount of expression captured in the faces. Bug in Panel 3 looks so satisfied–not elated, just satiated. The guy in Palen 2 is looks completely engrossed in those reports. Fantastic artwork!
I feel like instituting a dodgeball when appropriate policy could be a really good idea actually. In defense of bandbug, when you’re meeting with a group of people weekly to do something it becomes a subject to talk about. I can see how it comes off as kinda douchey, but really, a lot of people bring up their hobbies at work. It’s just that being in a band is perceived as cool (when really, when you spend time around musicians you see they’re not really all that cool off stage, quite a few of them even were band geeks, and even the guitarist has had to turn down a lot of social events to sit in his room playing scales) so talking about it sounds like bragging. Like people who are all ‘oh man, I bicycled/walked/ran to work today, I feel so tired but healthier’