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Witness Relocation Program

Witness Relocation Program

by Adam on September 3, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. A
    A
    September 2, 2010, 7:53 pm | # | Reply

    eeeeeeeek I love 40's gangster bug!!

    • Raquel
      Raquel
      September 2, 2010, 8:15 pm | # | Reply

      omg that's hillarious! I love the new Ganster Bug, rofl and you even gave him a tommygun! Kudos!

  2. Irma
    Irma
    September 2, 2010, 7:58 pm | # | Reply

    Cowboy hat and a martini – YES. I just figured out what I'm doing this weekend.

    • Drazen
      Drazen
      September 2, 2010, 9:11 pm | # | Reply

      Also, what you're NOT doing this weekend. Laying low and speaking in first person, that is. 😉

      • Irma
        Irma
        September 2, 2010, 9:27 pm | # | Reply

        Hey, you never know where a cowboy hat and martini will take you!

        • MufinMcFlufin
          MufinMcFlufin
          September 3, 2010, 5:32 am | # | Reply

          I got a feeling that it'll take you to 40's Gangsta Bug, and then to the Witness Relocation Program!

          • blibbityblibbityboo
            blibbityblibbityboo
            February 14, 2011, 3:00 pm | #

            what are you crazy? obviously he's already been there if he's drinkin a martini and wearing a cowboy hat!

  3. Dreamweaver
    Dreamweaver
    September 2, 2010, 8:18 pm | # | Reply

    Last panel FTW!! "Funky don't lay low." Quite possibly the best line in comics. ever. lol

  4. Chrsnthmm
    Chrsnthmm
    September 2, 2010, 8:54 pm | # | Reply

    Does the Witness Relocation Program have a slogan? Something catchy and memorable…

    "Wanna get away?" (Already taken by Southwest Airlines, but I think the trademark battle and inevitable buy off might be worth it…)

    "Don't fear–we'll make you disappear."

    "Turning Chicks into Hicks since 1996!"

    "Snitches get stitches unless their life switches."

    And my personal favorite:

    "Alienation–no different than your current situation."

    A good catch phrase could really bump up business… Just sayin'. 😉

    • blibbityblibbityboo
      blibbityblibbityboo
      February 14, 2011, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

      are you in the advertising business?? if not you should definitely look into it

  5. Blindy
    Blindy
    September 2, 2010, 10:14 pm | # | Reply

    I don't know about that… you wouldn't be able to draw Bug anymore!

  6. WAFFLES?!?!?!?!
    WAFFLES?!?!?!?!
    September 3, 2010, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    easily made my week. haha

  7. Don
    Don
    September 3, 2010, 2:05 am | # | Reply

    Funky's betting on his catch phrase appearing in some sort of rap record before the end of the month… "Funky don't lay low – Funky loves his snow – Funky gettin' down – Funky all around" or something to that effect…

  8. Raven
    Raven
    September 3, 2010, 3:41 am | # | Reply

    I loved FBI bug. He's adorable. Or is he a Men in Black bug? They kind of look the same.

    • ThaAlphacroc
      ThaAlphacroc
      September 3, 2010, 7:13 am | # | Reply

      no it has to be a fbi bug if it was mib bug then he would be holding one of those crazy looking guns

  9. Kodiak
    Kodiak
    September 3, 2010, 3:48 am | # | Reply

    I guess that's what they get for giving him the name Funky….nice strip.

  10. Jep
    Jep
    September 3, 2010, 5:16 am | # | Reply

    i love how gangster bug has a tommy gun.

  11. ThaAlphacroc
    ThaAlphacroc
    September 3, 2010, 7:12 am | # | Reply

    funky bug nows how to have a good time ;D

  12. xduzie
    xduzie
    September 3, 2010, 10:24 am | # | Reply

    Gangster bug has alien-ish eyes. Alien Gangster bug!

  13. Orphanelf
    Orphanelf
    September 3, 2010, 2:52 pm | # | Reply

    There needs to be a Bug video game.

  14. Ms.notme
    Ms.notme
    September 3, 2010, 5:50 pm | # | Reply

    "Funky" be getn his game on!

  15. Awol
    Awol
    September 4, 2010, 5:18 am | # | Reply

    Oh…how awesome was this comic…WAY awesome. Why? Because funky and gangsta bug are brilliant!

  16. astew
    astew
    November 17, 2010, 2:34 pm | # | Reply

    I caught the Bloom County reference. Nice one!

    Oh yeah, first time commenter, definitely lovin' the Bug. Brilliant.

  17. TheLaziestUsername
    TheLaziestUsername
    August 10, 2014, 10:29 pm | # | Reply

    I’d go with the last name Bond because it manages to both sound awesome and like a name someone would have in real life.

    • TheLaziestUsername
      TheLaziestUsername
      August 10, 2014, 10:30 pm | # | Reply

      I mean if I had to go under witness protection and got to choose my name, of course.

  18. TheLaziestUsername
    TheLaziestUsername
    August 10, 2014, 10:35 pm | # | Reply

    I think the name “Funky Winkerbean” is hilarious because it sounds both so awesome and yet so stupid at the same time.

  19. Steven Neiman
    Steven Neiman
    March 27, 2017, 5:31 pm | # | Reply

    I think he’s actually thinking of the witless protection program.

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