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Stupid Transmitted Disease

Stupid Transmitted Disease

by Adam on September 6, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Strandvasker
    Strandvasker
    September 5, 2010, 7:37 pm | # | Reply

    That second panel brings back memories like trying to explain to my parents why all 3 family umbrellas were bent the wrong way..

  2. Jon
    Jon
    September 5, 2010, 7:53 pm | # | Reply

    Panel 3 Rocks ON! .. (Funky don't do Conditioner) ..

  3. Raven
    Raven
    September 5, 2010, 7:54 pm | # | Reply

    Brain Herpes!! I now have a something to blame for all those random moments of stupidity. And, like herpes, I didn't just catch it, someone gave it to me. I think I'll blame my parents.

  4. Kodiak
    Kodiak
    September 6, 2010, 2:46 am | # | Reply

    Rock On!

  5. AGuy
    AGuy
    September 6, 2010, 4:56 am | # | Reply

    My stupidity didn't show until highschool, stopped doing work, started doing nothing.

  6. Jep
    Jep
    September 6, 2010, 5:11 am | # | Reply

    2nd panel is like me when I was younger; only I would tie capes to my action figures and then break.

    Also, you forgot too add a period after 'have' in panel 1.

    • Jep
      Jep
      September 6, 2010, 2:02 pm | # | Reply

      oops, i meant 'to'.

  7. Ms.notme
    Ms.notme
    September 6, 2010, 5:22 am | # | Reply

    You truly ROCK Adam, this is a feasible explanation for most random acts of stupidity! I could have saved myself thousands of dollars studying human behavior if I only prescribed to your viral theory for stupidity earlier, now to find a cure.

    Hum, I can just imagine the headlines now…

    ” Brain herpes on the rise! .”

    “Expected to be at epidemic stage by next week. Scientists working to find a cure Read more on page 3”

  8. CLX
    CLX
    September 6, 2010, 5:33 am | # | Reply

    this remind me when i used hair conditioner instead of body cream on my legs u_u

  9. Darzen
    Darzen
    September 6, 2010, 5:51 am | # | Reply

    If stupid was was a transmitted disease we'd all forget how to do the simplest thing and die out within the next hundred or so years

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      September 6, 2010, 6:02 am | # | Reply

      …which seems to be happening already. o.o

  10. Maoman
    Maoman
    September 6, 2010, 7:06 am | # | Reply

    I've never done panel 4 before, but i've done worse: I was so tired I was literally asleep on my feet, and I decided to brush my teeth before going to bed. Normally when i finish I pour my cup of water (to rinse with) out and put my toothbrush away at the same time with each hand…. this time, however, I was so sleepy that I mixed up the hands, putting my toothbrush in the sink and pouring a big cup of water all over the counter. Seriously, I had poured out more than half of it before I even realized what I was doing. XD

  11. Dr. Sakuya, PhD
    Dr. Sakuya, PhD
    September 6, 2010, 12:32 pm | # | Reply

    I've done panel 4, only with conditioner.

    • Goeber
      Goeber
      September 8, 2010, 8:11 am | # | Reply

      :)Me too with shampoo. Drying my hair gave it away. 🙂

  12. ThaAlphacroc
    ThaAlphacroc
    September 6, 2010, 2:44 pm | # | Reply

    i did something like panel two i had a wrestlers mask and would always try to challenge older kids it someone should have told me " you know ur not a wrestler right?" xD

  13. dofain
    dofain
    September 6, 2010, 8:44 pm | # | Reply

    My ferret believed he could fly (woohoo o/~) until a wall cut short on his beliefs…

    • DisturbingEcho
      DisturbingEcho
      February 18, 2011, 10:05 pm | # | Reply

      That reminds me.
      http://xkcd.com/20/

  14. dgriff13
    dgriff13
    September 10, 2010, 4:22 am | # | Reply

    second panel was me, age 5-7. I used to make wings out of cardboard and jump off my garage. Never did get hurt tho. I think my mom just gave up on me once she realized this.

  15. MrSamTime
    MrSamTime
    September 14, 2010, 6:59 am | # | Reply

    Yet another canidate for a t-shirt. "I have Brain Herpes"

  16. Anansi
    Anansi
    October 7, 2010, 11:33 am | # | Reply

    The last panel is my greatest fear. That one time when your common sense/sanity gets lost for a moment.

  17. Quinn
    Quinn
    July 23, 2016, 8:55 pm | # | Reply

    I keep checking costume capes to see if they say ‘Warning: Does Not Enable Flight’ or similar. I’m surprised I’ve yet to see anything like that.

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