Ha. If I were a doctor, I'd probably have about this much skill with bedside manners. For example, when watching Shark Week and they showed this guy who was really torn up (by a shark, obviously), I felt the urge to say "We can rebuild him. We have the technology." And I if I were the the doctor bug, I probably would have said, "so much cancer that you're cancer has cancer". Which is why I should probably never go to med school.
Lots of my family of died or currantly have cancer and I still find this so funny I actualy laughed (with is rare for me) good one Adam keep up the the good work
fwiw, according to Dr. Coldwell and many many others, five apricot kernels daily will prevent cancer. It’s been cured for a long time, it’s simply fermentation of a cell, instead of respiration. No heart cancer because the heart is full of oxygen.
Apricot pit therapy is replacing one poison for another. This is putting arsenic in heavy does into your body. Then you die, and everyone does eventually, but
quicker by adding this poison.
Bug: Give it to me straight, doc. is… is it… cancer?
Doctor Bug: Oh my, Yes. Definitley cancer. Tons and tons of cancer.
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Doctor Bug: Just an impressive amount of cancer. Like, if cancer was money, you’d be a millionaire.
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Doctor Bug: I showed my nurse your test results and she called it a “comically absurd” amount of cancer.
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Bug: Is there a nicer doctor I can speak to=
Doctor Bug: See, that’s how I wrote it on your chart: “A comically absurd amount of cancer.”
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I'd laugh if it weren't for the cancer.
nice post. thanks.
Hilarious
This is a fucking awesome comic.
This is an awesome comic.
This comic is hilarious.
If I ever get cancer, I'm definitely describing to my friends as "A comically absurd amount of cancer"
Ha. If I were a doctor, I'd probably have about this much skill with bedside manners. For example, when watching Shark Week and they showed this guy who was really torn up (by a shark, obviously), I felt the urge to say "We can rebuild him. We have the technology." And I if I were the the doctor bug, I probably would have said, "so much cancer that you're cancer has cancer". Which is why I should probably never go to med school.
Nice Martian reference.
So much cancer, it would be more appropriate to say "the cancer has you."
YES.
But only in Soviet Russia
I laughed so hard
and don’t even feel bad about it
that doctor kinda reminds me of professor Farnsworth from Futurama
terminal illness= funny
one of my favs
Lots of my family of died or currantly have cancer and I still find this so funny I actualy laughed (with is rare for me) good one Adam keep up the the good work
The last panel is even funnier if you read it in GlaDOS’ voice XD
Not just the last panel. Make GLaDOS the doc and Wheatley the patient and replace “cancer” with some ridiculously long über-specific computer error.
You are now reading the doctor’s lines in GLaDOS’ voice. Enjoy.
yeah, I know, right
fwiw, according to Dr. Coldwell and many many others, five apricot kernels daily will prevent cancer. It’s been cured for a long time, it’s simply fermentation of a cell, instead of respiration. No heart cancer because the heart is full of oxygen.
Apricot pit therapy is replacing one poison for another. This is putting arsenic in heavy does into your body. Then you die, and everyone does eventually, but
quicker by adding this poison.
Also…I had a friend die of heart cancer, so…
Did you hear about the nurse who was arrested for malpractice?
It turns out the evidence was doctored.
Bug: Give it to me straight, doc. is… is it… cancer?
Doctor Bug: Oh my, Yes. Definitley cancer. Tons and tons of cancer.
—
Doctor Bug: Just an impressive amount of cancer. Like, if cancer was money, you’d be a millionaire.
—
Doctor Bug: I showed my nurse your test results and she called it a “comically absurd” amount of cancer.
—
Bug: Is there a nicer doctor I can speak to=
Doctor Bug: See, that’s how I wrote it on your chart: “A comically absurd amount of cancer.”