To find properly fitting testicle clamps you need to have your balls measured by an expert. This hands-on technique can’t be performed by just anyone with a grasp reflex.
Side note: Why in hell does the Google keyboard of my phone suggest “clamps” as next word when I type “testicle”??
That honestly seems more like BDSM type stuff. Clothing-related paraphilias are comparatively easy to provide for, ranging from (at the most difficult) probably a nicely fitted corset, to something as simple as thigh-high stockings.
That said, I’ll admit I’m not perfectly clear on what a guy tends to wear in that vein. Hotpants? Booty shorts?
Well, there’s also rubber/vinyl/etc, or lace that doesn’t stop at mid-thigh. For that matter, stockings for a big guy might be harder than you think, let alone body-hair issues. And there’s stuff that’s less “weird” but probably more common, like uniforms — those can get expensive! For basic “womens” clothes, the trans market has developed amazingly, but I bet high heels are still pretty scarce in men’s sizes.
And now I want to see if Adam can do a gelding pun. Even better if he can write a furry joke into the setup. Downside is the elevated odds of Great Grandpa Bug and his ball gag delivering the punch line.
Ye gads, even punch line threatens to become a double entendre.
To find properly fitting testicle clamps you need to have your balls measured by an expert. This hands-on technique can’t be performed by just anyone with a grasp reflex.
Side note: Why in hell does the Google keyboard of my phone suggest “clamps” as next word when I type “testicle”??
It’s based on your personal Internet history….oh wait…. now don’t you go and get any funny ideas…;-)
Uhm…Adam? TMI, dude…T…M…I!
That honestly seems more like BDSM type stuff. Clothing-related paraphilias are comparatively easy to provide for, ranging from (at the most difficult) probably a nicely fitted corset, to something as simple as thigh-high stockings.
That said, I’ll admit I’m not perfectly clear on what a guy tends to wear in that vein. Hotpants? Booty shorts?
Well, there’s also rubber/vinyl/etc, or lace that doesn’t stop at mid-thigh. For that matter, stockings for a big guy might be harder than you think, let alone body-hair issues. And there’s stuff that’s less “weird” but probably more common, like uniforms — those can get expensive! For basic “womens” clothes, the trans market has developed amazingly, but I bet high heels are still pretty scarce in men’s sizes.
aaandd… now we know why your significant other is NOT going to check out your browser history. Especially… after researching THIS strip.
Funny on so many levels… good job Adam!
Thanks!
Husky testicle clamps? He needs to go to the vet, not the local adult shop.
And now I want to see if Adam can do a gelding pun. Even better if he can write a furry joke into the setup. Downside is the elevated odds of Great Grandpa Bug and his ball gag delivering the punch line.
Ye gads, even punch line threatens to become a double entendre.