Ah, how I miss the good old days when all census takers had to care about was how well they’d go with Chianti (or Amarone, if like me you prefer the novel).
My girlfriend was asking me what the population of our city was. I said I didn’t know, but I’d give it a shot and began counting everyone in the room (which was me, her, and our cat). That got me thinking about weird situations a census taker could be found in.
Well at least if he is feeling really lazy he can take down the numbers of the people to count without any trouble
Ah, how I miss the good old days when all census takers had to care about was how well they’d go with Chianti (or Amarone, if like me you prefer the novel).
Seriously Adam, what goes through your mind that allows you to think up things like this on a daily basis?
I can actually tell you:
My girlfriend was asking me what the population of our city was. I said I didn’t know, but I’d give it a shot and began counting everyone in the room (which was me, her, and our cat). That got me thinking about weird situations a census taker could be found in.
Sounds legit.
Two headed mutants would probably be treated the same way siamese twins are today. Not that I know how that is.
His name is Zaphod. Zaphod Beeblebroxx.
Thanks for the shoutout.
P.S. Great title!
I thought you were going to do a Star Wars parody like you promised last year. Did you forget about it?
Maybe he’ll do something day-of?
May the fourth be with you.
I don’t remember that, but I have the memory of concussed fruit fly.
But you do remember your girlfriend? Or will you let everyone in your house who greets you with a hug and a kiss?
Unless their two heads have a shared consciousness, they aren’t one body with two heads, they’re two heads with one body.
Ore one head with one body and the other singing acapella ” I ain’t got no body”
…literally as a census taker visits my house not 30 minutes before I read this.
They’re a little late, aren’t they? Only by……. 6 years.
This is, of course, assuming that the census takers themselves do not become gigantic muscular hulks that could easily fight off the cannibals.
An internalized joke: There’s always a “Jeff”.
What was the name of the giant spider that preferred to stay off screen?