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The Weight to a Man’s Heart is Through His Stomach

The Weight to a Man’s Heart is Through His Stomach

by Adam on June 20, 2016 at 12:00 am
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  1. CCKinnison
    CCKinnison
    June 20, 2016, 12:41 am | # | Reply

    “Is that a twinkie in your elbow, or are you happy to see me, Riff?”
    –Magenta

  2. Kilby
    Kilby
    June 20, 2016, 2:32 am | # | Reply

    There’s an S missing in the second panel.

    • Birion
      Birion
      June 20, 2016, 2:56 am | # | Reply

      There’s not, it just looks that way.

    • Majdan
      Majdan
      June 20, 2016, 8:19 am | # | Reply

      Nope, it’s past tense. It sets up the past tense action in panel 3.

      • raker
        raker
        March 21, 2017, 9:36 pm | # | Reply

        Ah, you mean the way you can’t run in a camp ground. You can only “ran”, because it’s past tents.

  3. Kai
    Kai
    June 20, 2016, 11:16 am | # | Reply

    Man, if twinkies really got reassigned to ones elbows like this, I’d definitely have an amputation once a week.

  4. Ian Osmond
    Ian Osmond
    June 20, 2016, 4:07 pm | # | Reply

    The sad part is, as far as I can tell, this is actually all true.

    The reason that obesity causes heart disease and stuff like that? Is because your body runs out of safe places to put the stuff and starts jamming it in places like “well, maybe I can fit just a LITTLE over here inside this artery, or something…”

  5. James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    June 20, 2016, 7:58 pm | # | Reply

    Wouldn’t the boss be the brain?

    • Kai
      Kai
      June 21, 2016, 12:17 am | # | Reply

      Well, at least not for zombies.

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