regarding panel 4… I think that if it were a TV auction and the offer was "And if you call NOW, you get a toaster AND!!! a set of knives signed by David Hasselhoff (or someone)" it would do much better…
Auctioning your life? So would you basically be serving your purchaser until you surpassed the amount they paid for you or would it just be slavery for your entire existence?
Oh, I read it as the person with the winning bid would get to live my life.
I'm not sure how well I'd do. Mine consists of managing drunks and junkies and loonies at work and cleaning up after chickens and goats at home. (Not sure which one smells worse….)
They're so much easier than regular pizzas – we used to make them when we had sleepovers. Why make dough when there's a perfectly fine crust already made? X)
you had me at negative five dollars~!
Just a toaster oven? Maybe a microwave….
regarding panel 4… I think that if it were a TV auction and the offer was "And if you call NOW, you get a toaster AND!!! a set of knives signed by David Hasselhoff (or someone)" it would do much better…
Slavery is awesome! Ehm, wait, pardon me… "Indentured servitude" is awesome!
XD
Auctioning your life? So would you basically be serving your purchaser until you surpassed the amount they paid for you or would it just be slavery for your entire existence?
Oh, I read it as the person with the winning bid would get to live my life.
I'm not sure how well I'd do. Mine consists of managing drunks and junkies and loonies at work and cleaning up after chickens and goats at home. (Not sure which one smells worse….)
Hm. I didn't mean that to sound so heartless. I mean, I _like_ my goats and chickens.
Negative five dollars: I snorted burning coffee through my nose, you bastard
panel 3: ouch!
I must say, panel 3 held a vast amount of win. 'Grats
what is it w/men and jet packs??
Wait, jet-packs are a guy thing? I just assumed everyone wanted a jet-pack… my world-view just went all wonky!
I know, right? I want a jet-pack! I'm a girl…
Panel 3 seems so real :S
#3 is so real that it sucks.
I'm glad I'm not the only person in the world who eats English muffin pizzas.
They're so much easier than regular pizzas – we used to make them when we had sleepovers. Why make dough when there's a perfectly fine crust already made? X)
funny!
Hahaha seriously a lot of the comics you write its like u wrote them about my life. Your comics crack me up! XD
Hmm, Moderately successful cartoonist with no serious problems. (checks tag)
Never mind. You’d not Scott Adams.
Panel #3 is EXACTLY how I feel about MILFs.
Oh, I love English Muffin pizzas! Everyone I know thinks I’m strange for making them.
Wonderful comic!
Me in a life auction: “No wear and tear, lots of energy, with middle class parents and a lizard.”