I heard about you on the Web comic beacon. I really like what I see here. Keep up the great work. Also I linked you to my comic in the what your mom reads page.
However, if you happen to be one of the amazingly fortunate to stumble upon a really beautiful girl who is also shy or has low self-esteem… if you're a jock or an asshole (not much difference, really), ignore her. If you're actually somewhat of a nice guy, POUNCE. Best possible wives ever. They're sexy, they're beautiful, they'll always love you, since their shyness or self esteem has convinced them no one else will ever accept them, and the asians especially are absolutely adorable. Bonus of asians though is the subserviant wife kind of mentality.
Again, though, I emphasize, if you have EVER broken ANY girl's heart in ANY way at all, stay the f#ck away from that girl. Unless you want to join the ranks of the biggest a##hole douches in the world. Then feel free.
I'm with Boggles. Marrying my geeky lukewarm bowl of porridge in 3 weeks. In a national park, where there are probably bears. Should prove interesting.
"Mauled by bears"…you made me snort with that one! I can tell you this: I'm gonna be a bit sad when I finish with these archives, 'cause then I'll have to wait a whole DAY to see a new bug comic!
I feel your pain, I take it by doing just random searches. Sometimes its one ive already read which is still a good thing because there is no such thing as a bad Bug comic, but when you get a new one its like a little piece of christmas.
Pros of dating pretty: Self confidence means we won't cheat the moment you falter from fueling always lacking self esteem, we fuel YOUR ego, and lastly, four words: sex with lights on.
Naw, last panel was cute. :3
Speaking as the lukewarm bowl of porridge, sometimes we're lukewarm on the outside, but hotter than hell on the inside.
I so agree with that!
Amen, sista!
"After putting your man bits inside us, they will start to burn."
uhh, that isn't natural… you should go see a doctor…
Mmmm, love microwave…
I heard about you on the Web comic beacon. I really like what I see here. Keep up the great work. Also I linked you to my comic in the what your mom reads page.
Later
New, roundfaced hot-girl-bug is awesome!
I think Hot Girl Bug looks strange. At least in the first panel.
Last panel sounds like Grizzly Man and his girlfriend.
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
thats a nice thought TB
I think its funny how hunk bugs body is just regular bugs body turned upside down
so when you think about his head location you realize he is a literal dick head
you just made my day.
hahaha looove it =)
Love the last panel. Girl Bugs saying is my favorite line ever.
"I hope you get mauled by bears" Totally my new favorite term of endearment.
I live in Alaska, if only I had a dollar for every time a date wished me eaten by bears. Sigh.
3rd panel is sooooooooooooooo real adam… :'(
i know how bug must feel
3 cheers for frumpy girls!
Yeah a new bug, well two if you count beefy (juiced? Ahnuld?) bug. I like how you round out the corners of her face.
haha… I know a guy who married one of those. He claims she's got his balls in her purse.
Thats a good rule!
I'm the girl for you, I still have the balls hanging under my skirt!
However, if you happen to be one of the amazingly fortunate to stumble upon a really beautiful girl who is also shy or has low self-esteem… if you're a jock or an asshole (not much difference, really), ignore her. If you're actually somewhat of a nice guy, POUNCE. Best possible wives ever. They're sexy, they're beautiful, they'll always love you, since their shyness or self esteem has convinced them no one else will ever accept them, and the asians especially are absolutely adorable. Bonus of asians though is the subserviant wife kind of mentality.
Again, though, I emphasize, if you have EVER broken ANY girl's heart in ANY way at all, stay the f#ck away from that girl. Unless you want to join the ranks of the biggest a##hole douches in the world. Then feel free.
You're disgusting.
mmmm…. porridge, hehhehe frumpy reminds me of a show i love that used that terminology
This theory works both ways. "Hot" men are narcissistic freaks, geeky guy’s rock my world!
I wish the last panel was a shirt ;oD
lol loved this one, especially hunk bug and hottie bug, I'm always wondering what kind of person Adam's gonna "bugify" next…
Beware of complimenting your GF's appearance too much. She might develop pretty girl syndrome and *poof*. True story.
I'm with Boggles. Marrying my geeky lukewarm bowl of porridge in 3 weeks. In a national park, where there are probably bears. Should prove interesting.
I think Strong Bad talked about this once. I recall he didn't get into as much detail however.
"Mauled by bears"…you made me snort with that one! I can tell you this: I'm gonna be a bit sad when I finish with these archives, 'cause then I'll have to wait a whole DAY to see a new bug comic!
I feel your pain, I take it by doing just random searches. Sometimes its one ive already read which is still a good thing because there is no such thing as a bad Bug comic, but when you get a new one its like a little piece of christmas.
I use THIS as an insult a lot, "You bowl of Meekrob!!"
Don't know what it means?
Look it up x3
bu…my lack of english skills prevents me from laughing at the last panel….thats was the shy way of saying I didnt get the punch line xP
greetings from Costa Rica Bug and Bugfans
Pros of dating pretty: Self confidence means we won't cheat the moment you falter from fueling always lacking self esteem, we fuel YOUR ego, and lastly, four words: sex with lights on.
Interesting layout on your blog. I really enjoyed reading it and also I will be back to read more in the future.