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Pick A Card

Pick A Card

by Adam on November 2, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Guy
    Guy
    November 1, 2010, 6:03 pm | # | Reply

    "IT'S RAINING ME!"

    These are the best ways of handing out business cards I have ever seen. Also, the tie on Nerd Bug makes him look like a spy. Perfect for handing out business cards. Like Spy Bug, cool.

  2. Jep
    Jep
    November 1, 2010, 6:27 pm | # | Reply

    I know what something right in the nipple feel's like, it ain't nice. :/

  3. Captain Canuck
    Captain Canuck
    November 1, 2010, 6:59 pm | # | Reply

    but bugs have no nipples

    they are not mammals

    • GuesssWho
      GuesssWho
      November 1, 2010, 8:13 pm | # | Reply

      They have the spot where they'd be, though. And he didn't draw nipples. So it's not a major breach.

    • Jazz
      Jazz
      November 1, 2010, 8:25 pm | # | Reply

      Bugs also don't talk and have funny comic strips, but god has blesseth us with Bug. And his now pierced nipple.

  4. Lasse
    Lasse
    November 1, 2010, 8:00 pm | # | Reply

    Haha.. Oil well

    I´m going to use that one from now on.

    Thanx for the idea!

  5. Placeholder
    Placeholder
    November 1, 2010, 9:02 pm | # | Reply

    "It's raining me" can be taken in so many weird ways…

  6. Raven
    Raven
    November 1, 2010, 9:23 pm | # | Reply

    I am going to do the oil well. That is so my style. I'll let you know how it goes.

  7. Mihafeus
    Mihafeus
    November 1, 2010, 9:38 pm | # | Reply

    I am currently waiting for my first set of business cards and I will certainly give some of these techniques a shot.

  8. adinfinitumspiro
    adinfinitumspiro
    November 1, 2010, 10:31 pm | # | Reply

    I've always been a fan of the old fashioned 'slipping it into their palm during a handshake' seems nice and sneaky, also efficient ! If I had the talent though I'd probably pull a magician 'Check your wallet, you will find my business card already there'

    • Michael2561
      Michael2561
      November 2, 2010, 2:20 am | # | Reply

      Getting caught pickpocketing while trying to plant a business card wouldn't go over so well.

  9. Irma
    Irma
    November 2, 2010, 3:13 am | # | Reply

    Tip #2 – I knew that bastard! He was dating my sister.

  10. Mark
    Mark
    November 2, 2010, 3:13 am | # | Reply

    Howcome the nerd bug gets to kiss a girl?! Maybe he can give me a few pointers…?

  11. dofain
    dofain
    November 2, 2010, 3:40 am | # | Reply

    People handing out business cards are my pet peeves.

    No, wait… o.o

  12. Stranger
    Stranger
    November 2, 2010, 4:10 am | # | Reply

    Trojan Hoagie. Tastes like business.

    • Generic_Guy
      Generic_Guy
      November 2, 2010, 2:37 pm | # | Reply

      … and business is <acronym>good</acronym>! Shame about the lack of spice, though – they should get on that.

    • Nick
      Nick
      September 23, 2011, 1:42 pm | # | Reply

      It could use some mustard, though.

  13. ThaAlphacroc
    ThaAlphacroc
    November 2, 2010, 5:46 am | # | Reply

    the french connection and the ninja star are def. the best ones

  14. slxpluvs
    slxpluvs
    November 2, 2010, 6:25 am | # | Reply

    Last time I exclaimed "Hallelujah! It's raining me!" I was not handing out business cards.

  15. Brian
    Brian
    November 2, 2010, 9:37 am | # | Reply

    The problem with the Trojan Hoagie is that you have to be careful who you give it to. Some people wouldn't even notice what was in the sandwich: "Hey man, this bread tastes kind of papery … "

  16. Goeber
    Goeber
    November 2, 2010, 12:16 pm | # | Reply

    panel 1 🙂

    • Goeber
      Goeber
      November 2, 2010, 12:16 pm | # | Reply

      i mean 2. 😮

  17. Smartywaffles
    Smartywaffles
    November 2, 2010, 12:33 pm | # | Reply

    I was going to say panel 2 was my fav… but then i kept reading and now I can't decide!

  18. Boggles
    Boggles
    November 2, 2010, 4:16 pm | # | Reply

    I love my new job.

    After my new business cards arrive, I am going to try one if not a few of these methods of handing out my cards.

    But wait, do I actually want that many people to call me?

  19. ninnypants
    ninnypants
    November 2, 2010, 4:23 pm | # | Reply

    I got my new business cards today. I may have to try a few of these out.

  20. Jill
    Jill
    November 2, 2010, 7:54 pm | # | Reply

    VistaPrint just gave me a coupon for 250 free business cards. The forecast says it's totally going to be raining me.

  21. Hammylink
    Hammylink
    November 3, 2010, 2:44 am | # | Reply

    At least it's not raining men.

  22. Angelo
    Angelo
    November 13, 2010, 8:29 pm | # | Reply

    So if you buy food which comes to a total of 100$, you are supposed to give 15$ tip? No way! I would never give more than 3$!

  23. Handgunman
    Handgunman
    March 12, 2011, 7:17 pm | # | Reply

    you forgot about the "Handshake sneak"

  24. jared the dreamer
    jared the dreamer
    April 19, 2011, 2:42 pm | # | Reply

    You also forgot the Bitchslap pass

  25. Col Klink
    Col Klink
    March 28, 2013, 8:49 pm | # | Reply

    How does Capt Canuck (whom I outrank) know bugs ain’t got nipples? He’s put ALL of them under a microscope?

    I distinctly remember in B.C. When it was discovered that clams have legs.

    That’s right, clams. Legs.

    So bugs could have nipples. Thy have eyeglasses, bowties and biz cards, don’t they?

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