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Dumb Dumbs and Dragons – Part 2

Dumb Dumbs and Dragons – Part 2

by Adam Huber on August 31, 2018 at 2:51 am
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  1. Wingspin
    Wingspin
    August 31, 2018, 8:43 am | # | Reply

    Anybody at DragonCon? Bueller? Bueller?

  2. Carcharocles
    Carcharocles
    August 31, 2018, 9:02 am | # | Reply

    Ah yes, the meat shield class.

  3. Annonymouse
    Annonymouse
    August 31, 2018, 5:09 pm | # | Reply

    Firing into melee? Take a -4 penalty.
    Do you have precise shot? No? Mwhahahahahahahahahaaa Roll percentiles.
    Should I roll high or low to hit the monster? Just roll [evilgrin]

    • Rat
      Rat
      September 3, 2018, 7:46 am | # | Reply

      I think we played with the same DM. What are the odds, huh.

  4. DTIBA
    DTIBA
    August 31, 2018, 9:27 pm | # | Reply

    “thog only multiclass to fighter for two levels to get bonus feats. fighter level 3 is dumb. thog not take.”

    • Joshua Owens
      Joshua Owens
      September 1, 2018, 8:47 pm | # | Reply

      “Hey some of my best friends are level 3 fighters!”
      “Talky man talk too much.”

    • Joshua Owens
      Joshua Owens
      September 1, 2018, 8:48 pm | # | Reply

      “Hey some of my best friends are 3rd level fighters!”
      “Talky man talk too much.”

  5. Saskfan
    Saskfan
    September 2, 2018, 1:23 pm | # | Reply

    HAHAHAHHAHHAAaaa… *coughcoughcough* Lenscrafters! Er, yes, that rather strikes me as a bit amusing.

    At an outdoor archery competition, we each loosed all six arrows at the target. After putting our bows down, we all went to the target, counted our scores and removed our arrows from the butt, then spent over half an hour scouring the bushes for one archer’s arrows. Finally someone commented on one remaining arrow stuck in the butt, and asked if that cold be the missing arrow. “Oh!” replied the owner, “I never thought of looking there!”

  6. Davidk92
    Davidk92
    September 7, 2018, 3:41 pm | # | Reply

    Is Lenscrafters supposed to be Ye Olde Specsavers?

    I didn’t think they had that outside this country.

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