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So Sez The Fez

So Sez The Fez

by Adam on November 29, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Anansi
    Anansi
    November 28, 2010, 6:14 pm | # | Reply

    Or you're The Doctor 😉

    • Rwings
      Rwings
      November 29, 2010, 3:11 am | # | Reply

      I wear a Fez now, Fez's are cool

    • SteamSaint
      SteamSaint
      November 29, 2010, 5:36 am | # | Reply

      Beat me to the Doctor reference… well played!

      I wear a Fez now. A fez is cool.

    • Phallomancer
      Phallomancer
      July 10, 2014, 10:03 am | # | Reply

      You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.

      • Nobody
        Nobody
        December 14, 2014, 10:57 pm | # | Reply

        wouldn’t you have to die FIRST? then you can do the whole going to hell bit?

  2. Jep
    Jep
    November 28, 2010, 6:25 pm | # | Reply

    Damn! What happened to Nerd Bug's right leg in panel 3?!

    • Blindy
      Blindy
      November 29, 2010, 12:54 am | # | Reply

      I wonder if that hurts more than the twisted antennas 😮

  3. Liro Raeriyo
    Liro Raeriyo
    November 28, 2010, 6:33 pm | # | Reply

    i think he was run over, pushed down a flight of stairs, beaten with a stick and then mugged, lets not forget dragged behind the dumpster for witnessing a crime AND getting bullied again.

    Yeah them bullies are vicious things.

  4. adinfinitumspero
    adinfinitumspero
    November 28, 2010, 7:05 pm | # | Reply

    I find myself wanting a Fez now

  5. Raven
    Raven
    November 28, 2010, 7:46 pm | # | Reply

    Next orgy I have is being serenaded by sitar!

  6. Anya
    Anya
    November 28, 2010, 7:55 pm | # | Reply

    Fezzes are super awesome…

    Disappointed about the lack of a Doctor Who joke…

    🙁

    • Margot
      Margot
      November 29, 2010, 6:19 am | # | Reply

      This!

    • Maoman
      Maoman
      November 29, 2010, 1:18 pm | # | Reply

      You mean having and orgie serenaded by a Sitar isn't a Doctor Who joke? XD

  7. Owen
    Owen
    November 28, 2010, 11:59 pm | # | Reply

    I had to look up 'shriner' but I do not regret it one bit.

  8. karine76
    karine76
    November 29, 2010, 1:35 am | # | Reply

    The whole bit was funny but that glimpse of the orgy is hilarious LOL.

  9. Angelo
    Angelo
    November 29, 2010, 3:02 am | # | Reply

    I didn't get this one..What's a fez?

    • BugFan
      BugFan
      November 29, 2010, 3:41 am | # | Reply

      think about what is common to all of the panels

      • Angelo
        Angelo
        November 30, 2010, 3:04 am | # | Reply

        The hat, I guess? What about it though?

  10. Random Webcomics Jun
    Random Webcomics Jun
    November 29, 2010, 4:03 am | # | Reply

    Panel six:

    I was in a museum at the end of the world with two versions of my time-travelling buddy and I decided that I wear a fez now. (Mop is optional.)

  11. Chris
    Chris
    November 29, 2010, 3:54 pm | # | Reply

    This is my favorite one so far!

  12. przxqgl
    przxqgl
    December 6, 2010, 7:05 am | # | Reply

    @adinfinitumspero – try Fez-O-Rama for authentic velvet fezzes, and once you've picked out yours, head over to The Order Of The Fez and get involved! 8)

    • MusicMaker113
      MusicMaker113
      January 24, 2011, 3:16 pm | # | Reply

      I don't mean to be rude or tactless, but your avatar looks like a swastika. I just thought someone should let you know.

      • carcharoth
        carcharoth
        January 30, 2011, 9:22 pm | # | Reply

        i think he/she is well aware of that. keep in mind though that in eastern religions and cultures (where this particular one clearly originates), the swastika has none of the connotations it has in the western hemisphere.

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika#Historical_…

  13. Lizzie
    Lizzie
    December 16, 2010, 1:25 pm | # | Reply

    Oh, this was funny. My father is a shriner and I couldn't stop laughing. I have to send it to him.

  14. HunterJE
    HunterJE
    August 10, 2011, 5:01 pm | # | Reply

    Five: I want to be your holy man…

  15. Col Klink
    Col Klink
    March 28, 2013, 9:36 pm | # | Reply

    I better get BBC channel soon. Don’t know nothin about the Doc wearing a fez.

  16. JackTheRipper
    JackTheRipper
    July 24, 2017, 2:43 pm | # | Reply

    Let’s see… I own a fez. I have never serenaded an orgy, but I once talked to two people in another room who might’ve been doin’ it (they weren’t, but I didn’t know it at the time). I’ve never been a shriner, but I’ve been mistaken for one. Nobody’s ever willing to bring me along on capers, and I have to go to the hookah repair shop just like everyone else.

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