Worst-case scenario: heaven is “Bayonetta heaven” where the angels are freaky monsters who think humans are tools and will kill you to summon more angels, and God is going to try and destroy the universe if she wakes up.
If you want to end up in the Hierarchy of Laguna than be my frickin’ guest. I’ll take my chances in hell, where eternity is a survival of the fittest and a lowly dog can turn into a top-tier monster.
You know, this is actually a good point. Loads of stories out there have Heaven and Hell still stuck with what the Bible says they looked like, but I’ve never seen a story where either domain had advanced as much or more than us. It always ends up being humans with guns and tanks vs angels and demons with swords and pitchforks.
Edit: well, I suppose the angels in Darksiders were pretty advanced. But that’s about it.
See, this is why you want to go to Valhall. Sure, you might not have the best internet connection, but c’mon, who can say no to an infinite feast of bacon and mead! And the occasional spot of trouble to keep things interesting.
God came up with the science and physics needed for wifi, and then gave us brains and bodies capable of working it out Plus in heaven, science won’t kill you if you do it wrong
Worst-case scenario: heaven is “Bayonetta heaven” where the angels are freaky monsters who think humans are tools and will kill you to summon more angels, and God is going to try and destroy the universe if she wakes up.
it’s like ten minutes and i *still* do not know if its good or bad think to have Bayonetta’s version
If you want to end up in the Hierarchy of Laguna than be my frickin’ guest. I’ll take my chances in hell, where eternity is a survival of the fittest and a lowly dog can turn into a top-tier monster.
But think of all the pop up ads you get in hell. And don’t think you won’t be getting malware.
Pretty sure the internet signal in hell would be one bar of 3G and it only connects to Yahoo Answers.
And the computers only run Windows Vista. In Swahili.
Swahili translated from French by Google translate, but not into anything else.
You know, this is actually a good point. Loads of stories out there have Heaven and Hell still stuck with what the Bible says they looked like, but I’ve never seen a story where either domain had advanced as much or more than us. It always ends up being humans with guns and tanks vs angels and demons with swords and pitchforks.
Edit: well, I suppose the angels in Darksiders were pretty advanced. But that’s about it.
See, this is why you want to go to Valhall. Sure, you might not have the best internet connection, but c’mon, who can say no to an infinite feast of bacon and mead! And the occasional spot of trouble to keep things interesting.
God came up with the science and physics needed for wifi, and then gave us brains and bodies capable of working it out
Plus in heaven, science won’t kill you if you do it wrong