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Look on the Bright Side Effect

Look on the Bright Side Effect

by Adam Huber on January 23, 2019 at 1:40 am
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  1. Mr. Prune
    Mr. Prune
    January 23, 2019, 9:13 am | # | Reply

    This reminds me of a time, many years ago, when I had an issue where my stomach didn’t feel quite right. I wasn’t nauseous — I just had a weird feeling in my digestive system. And my — uh — “number twos” were abnormally small and infrequent for a couple of weeks.

    I mentioned this to my friend, who recommended that I drink prune juice to help the issue. So I did. When I got back from the store, I drank a tall glass of prune juice and… nothing happened.

    The next day, when I got back home, I drank another tall glass of prune juice. As I rinsed off the glass in the sink, all of a sudden I got the feeling that I had to go, and fast. I ran to the bathroom, sat down, and… well… I had wonderful diarrhea! Over and over and over again, about seven times literally in one sitting!

    You might wonder why I used the term “wonderful diarrhea”. It’s because normally, when one has diarrhea, they’re in a pretty bad mood or fairly ill. But that day I was purging myself of weeks of waste and — other than my digestive issue — I didn’t really feel that bad at all.

    So my advice is, if you’re feeling blocked (you know what I mean), consider drinking some generous helpings of prune juice. Just make sure that for the next several days you have quick access to a restroom nearby.

  2. Mr. Prune
    Mr. Prune
    January 23, 2019, 9:48 am | # | Reply

    (Is my comment getting filtered because of the word “d——-“? If that’s the case, here’s another attempt.)

    This reminds me of a time, many years ago, when I had an issue where my stomach didn’t feel quite right. I wasn’t nauseous — I just had a weird feeling in my digestive system. And my — uh — “number twos” were abnormally small and infrequent for a couple of weeks.

    I mentioned this to my friend, who recommended that I drink prune juice to help the issue. So I did. When I got back from the store, I drank a tall glass of prune juice and… nothing happened.

    The next day, when I got back home, I drank another tall glass of prune juice. As I rinsed off the glass in the sink, all of a sudden I got the feeling that I had to go, and fast. I ran to the bathroom, sat down, and… well… I had wonderful d——-! Over and over and over again, about seven times literally in one sitting!

    You might wonder why I used the term “wonderful d——-“. It’s because normally, when one has d——-, they’re in a pretty bad mood or fairly ill. But that day I was purging myself of weeks of waste and — other than my digestion issue — I didn’t really feel that bad at all.

    So my advice is, if you’re feeling blocked (you know what I mean), consider drinking some generous helpings of prune juice. Just make sure that for the next several days you have quick access to a nearby restroom.

  3. Frances
    Frances
    January 23, 2019, 2:25 pm | # | Reply

    Your mind is a weird place, Adam 😀

  4. bobdobson
    bobdobson
    January 23, 2019, 9:03 pm | # | Reply

    To be fair, AC is prohibitively expensive, and generic drugs are much cheaper. The diarrhea is just a bonus. Apparently. 🙂

  5. Chug
    Chug
    January 23, 2019, 9:52 pm | # | Reply

    no

  6. Mange Kitty
    Mange Kitty
    January 24, 2019, 4:22 am | # | Reply

    If you’re trying to get out of going to work or if you you’re trying to go home early from work then having a bad case of the runs is an excellent way to do it.

    • Rat
      Rat
      January 24, 2019, 5:54 am | # | Reply

      So… that would be a good case of the runs, then?

      • Annonymouse
        Annonymouse
        January 24, 2019, 9:57 am | # | Reply

        Except for the car upholstery and dry cleaning bills. >_<

  7. HilariousUsername
    HilariousUsername
    January 24, 2019, 5:16 am | # | Reply

    Adam is right again.

  8. HelenaHandbasket
    HelenaHandbasket
    January 25, 2019, 12:11 pm | # | Reply

    No, Adam. We can’t all agree to this. On an unrelated note–I want my jeans back

  9. Mike
    Mike
    February 3, 2019, 9:28 am | # | Reply

    I’m personally a fan of “the condition known as hot dog fingers”:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o33tZfqF_M

  10. Tom
    Tom
    November 17, 2020, 1:04 am | # | Reply

    Oh, sure. It’s all great till the hemorrhoids come in

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