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Putting on the Ritz

Putting on the Ritz

by Adam Huber on March 1, 2019 at 12:00 am
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  1. DTIBA
    DTIBA
    March 1, 2019, 1:05 am | # | Reply

    #Squick

  2. DTIBA
    DTIBA
    March 1, 2019, 1:46 am | # | Reply

    And also, the answer to Panel 2’s question is “me”. I am vehemently not fond of Ritz. I’m more like to step over my grandmother to get AWAY from a Ritz.

  3. Kilby
    Kilby
    March 1, 2019, 3:16 am | # | Reply

    I’d really like to know how much the Ritz company is paying Adam for product placement. Considering where he’s putting them, it should be either really expensive or really cheap.

  4. Carcharocles
    Carcharocles
    March 1, 2019, 4:55 am | # | Reply

    Funny enough, a couple of years ago Missouri prisons stopped allowing smoking on prison grounds. A particular inmate had lung issues and the smoking was so rampant it made it near impossible for him to breathe. So naturally he solved the problem the American Way: he sued the state.

    Well, the courts sided with him, ruling that smoking on prison grounds is an unnecessary health hazard to prisoners with lung problems and therefore violated the state’s constitution. He ended up being transferred to another prison for his safety.

    • dhusk
      dhusk
      March 1, 2019, 5:26 am | # | Reply

      Allowing smoking in prison is dumb on its face. Why allow prisoners to get more unhealthy when we have to pay for their health care?

  5. J-L
    J-L
    March 1, 2019, 9:00 am | # | Reply

    In college, my fondness for Ritz crackers was well-known among my dorm neighbors.

    So much so that one day, one of my neighbors bribed me with Ritz crackers to get me to help him with his homework.

  6. markhh
    markhh
    March 1, 2019, 11:09 am | # | Reply

    I just ate a sleeve of Ritz crackers for lunch.

    For the record, the did NOT have clench-guard baked in.

  7. tudza
    tudza
    March 1, 2019, 5:15 pm | # | Reply

    Will Ritz replace ramen as edible currency in prison?

    • Henriquehuebr
      Henriquehuebr
      March 2, 2019, 9:41 am | # | Reply

      Probably they will serve as a lesser currency if you compare ramen packets to dollar bills and ritz crackers to quarters and other coins.

  8. Matthew
    Matthew
    March 1, 2019, 6:03 pm | # | Reply

    Let’s see. A suppository shape would be a cone. A cone shaped snack would be a bugle. So prisonsers should be hoarding bugle snacks in their cells.

  9. Snoots
    Snoots
    March 2, 2019, 8:34 am | # | Reply

    That is just nasty. Not funny-nasty. Nastee. Bleh. I needed clench-guard when I read this comic. ;p

  10. TB Tabby
    TB Tabby
    November 3, 2022, 2:55 am | # | Reply

    Ritz crackers by themelves? Nah. You need toppings or dip to make them appealing. If you could manage to smuggle some Cheez-Its in, though….

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