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Don’t Dine and Drive

Don’t Dine and Drive

by Adam Huber on March 6, 2019 at 2:36 am
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  1. dhusk
    dhusk
    March 6, 2019, 3:15 am | # | Reply

    Forget automated cars. How about just an automated robot that feeds us while we drive?

  2. J-L
    J-L
    March 6, 2019, 6:16 am | # | Reply

    I was in the fourth grade when I first heard the phrase “Don’t drink and drive.”

    Not understanding that “drink” in this context meant “to consume alcohol,” I thought it meant that you were discouraged from drinking any beverage (even just a glass of water) while driving.

    My dad always discouraged us kids from drinking a beverage while walking (in order to avoid tripping and falling), so I figured a lot of drivers got into accidents because they were distracted while sipping from a cup. And apparently it was such an epidemic that they had to spread the word with a “Don’t drink and drive” campaign.

    • Chug
      Chug
      March 6, 2019, 11:32 am | # | Reply

      LOL I had a similar reaction at about the same age. My dad’s new car had a cupholder next to the driver’s seat, and I asked what it was. My mom explained and I protested, “but you’re not supposed to drink and drive!” She laughed.

  3. Marquar
    Marquar
    March 6, 2019, 8:54 am | # | Reply

    You must keep your car a *lot* cleaner than I keep mine if you are willing to eat anything that fell on the car floor.

    Or you like fries way more that I do.

  4. Shaun
    Shaun
    March 6, 2019, 10:14 am | # | Reply

    I have been known to turn on my Tesla’s autopilot so I can apply hot sauce to my burrito.

  5. Mirvanna
    Mirvanna
    March 6, 2019, 8:36 pm | # | Reply

    Eating maccas and driving needs to be part of the driving test. We know you gunna.

  6. Mark
    Mark
    March 8, 2019, 3:34 am | # | Reply

    Don’t drink and drive, don’t dine and drive, just don’t drive distracted.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      March 8, 2019, 8:47 am | # | Reply

      Don’t shave and drive.

      Don’t read a newspaper – fully unfurled at 80 mph – and drive…

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        March 8, 2019, 8:48 am | # | Reply

        Also, don’t roll a joint and drive.

        We truck drivers can see EVERYTHING you’re doing in your cars.

        • the_verTigO
          the_verTigO
          March 11, 2019, 1:56 am | # | Reply

          Incidently, the only people I ever saw with a fully unfurled newspaper while driving were truck drivers.

          • Mahnarch
            Mahnarch
            March 15, 2019, 11:07 am | #

            That’s funny because my one example was a state trooper. XD

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