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Skynet – Phase 1

Skynet – Phase 1

by Adam on December 14, 2010 at 12:00 am
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  1. Nick
    Nick
    December 13, 2010, 6:26 pm | # | Reply

    I met a guy on WoW once called Rapegnome…he was a gnome…and he was raping things.

  2. Sabreur
    Sabreur
    December 13, 2010, 6:52 pm | # | Reply

    That's weird. I don't remember buying all these hardware upgrades…

  3. dofain
    dofain
    December 13, 2010, 6:54 pm | # | Reply

    I remember my parents telling me it was a back massager when I looked into the ordering catalog, times when surfing and online shopping didn't exist o.o

    • HunterJE
      HunterJE
      August 10, 2011, 5:10 pm | # | Reply

      That’s nothing, my mom told us it was a back massager when we found it under her bedside table 😛

  4. Akyna
    Akyna
    December 13, 2010, 7:28 pm | # | Reply

    Brilliant, as always. I do believe the internet's out to get us. Since god doesn't exist, it's gotta be it!

    Out of curiosity (and you may have answered this before) why don't you have any social media links on your strips?? Help get the word out more easily!

    • Link
      Link
      December 20, 2010, 12:47 am | # | Reply

      havent you read dilbert? since cells create larger organisms and small things make up big things, the idea of god is a foresee of what will happen when enough people join the internet.

      OF COURSE GOD EXISTS, YOUR TYPING ON HIM RIGHT NOW

  5. Paul
    Paul
    December 13, 2010, 8:06 pm | # | Reply

    Hah, nerd bug finally got payback for all the torturing of bug he's done. Servers him right. (Haw)

  6. theo001
    theo001
    December 13, 2010, 10:03 pm | # | Reply

    I've been reading your whole archives and after finishing, I just felt like reading more, so much more. I'm excited and expecting more from Bug. Keep up the good work.

  7. Raven
    Raven
    December 14, 2010, 2:43 am | # | Reply

    I play World of Warcraft. That "rape gnome" comment is far more hilarious than you realize, Adam. Epic!

  8. dr_Jadran
    dr_Jadran
    December 14, 2010, 5:37 am | # | Reply

    The laughing webcam looks very sinister!!!

  9. Xartarin
    Xartarin
    December 14, 2010, 7:08 am | # | Reply

    I would play MMORPGs if they had rape gnomes.

  10. Goeber
    Goeber
    December 14, 2010, 9:53 am | # | Reply

    Sex toys for the internet. That would be a vibrating usb stick?

  11. ThaAlphacroc
    ThaAlphacroc
    December 14, 2010, 2:58 pm | # | Reply

    it sounds like the net is going to become pervy o<O

  12. ArthurDent
    ArthurDent
    December 15, 2010, 2:25 am | # | Reply

    The next step is behavioral psychology. Users with Force Feedback mouses will get small shocks once in a while, eventually leading to the rise of an entire army of brainwashed Nerds fighting against the suppression of the Internet.

  13. Malikisfunny
    Malikisfunny
    January 26, 2011, 6:12 am | # | Reply

    Rape gnome is possibly the funniest character you would ever see on WOW

  14. Michael
    Michael
    August 9, 2011, 11:51 pm | # | Reply

    The second panel just amde me spit tea over my monitor.

  15. nom
    nom
    July 4, 2013, 11:26 am | # | Reply

    err… I believe you meant ‘signs the internet has gained SAPIENS’! not sentience… ..a common mistake though.

    • Adam
      Adam
      July 4, 2013, 6:07 pm | # | Reply

      Nope. Meant “sentience.”

  16. nom
    nom
    July 4, 2013, 11:26 am | # | Reply

    heh, Sapience*

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