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Church Hospital

Church Hospital

by Adam on August 8, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. BoB
    BoB
    August 8, 2011, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    The first Bug after the dreaded Cockroach incident! Yay Adam!

    • BoB
      BoB
      August 8, 2011, 12:09 am | # | Reply

      I love your kid-bug speech. It’s perfect. Dealing with the might of the internet and coming back is a rare feat. Nice job Adam.

  2. Strandvasker
    Strandvasker
    August 8, 2011, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Pronouncing “nunrse” defeats me.

    Good to have you up and running again.

    • Frances
      Frances
      August 8, 2011, 12:51 am | # | Reply

      Amen to that (pun intended) 😀

      • williamkattwilliams
        williamkattwilliams
        August 8, 2011, 1:19 am | # | Reply

        You mean wigga bigga boo!

        • Chris
          Chris
          August 8, 2011, 1:29 am | # | Reply

          Adam, this was hilarious, as always, and I’m glad to see that the site is back up and running, even if not exactly as it used to be.

          Williamkattwilliams, I think you forgot the “raise the roof” gesture.

        • Frances
          Frances
          August 8, 2011, 3:18 am | # | Reply

          Accompanied, of course, by the ‘raising the roof’ gesture!

  3. 432
    432
    August 8, 2011, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    It won’t cost a second mortgage if a pagan cures you.

  4. Andy
    Andy
    August 8, 2011, 1:11 am | # | Reply

    The RSS feed seems to have shrunk. Compare this to the last one.

  5. Solenoid
    Solenoid
    August 8, 2011, 1:47 am | # | Reply

    The RSS feed doesn’t show the comics at full size, but I don’t know how to fix it as the width/height aren’t specified, maybe a setting in your comic management plug-in… or you did it on purpose.

    I continue to love your comics.

  6. KrayzePenguin
    KrayzePenguin
    August 8, 2011, 1:53 am | # | Reply

    Panel 4 rocks my socks *Beams*

  7. Phranx
    Phranx
    August 8, 2011, 2:33 am | # | Reply

    The new site actually works in your favor. The comic image in the RSS feed is quite small to read, you’ll get more people click through and see the banners. Win!

    • Adam
      Adam
      August 8, 2011, 10:25 am | # | Reply

      I’m working on that.

    • stone helmet
      stone helmet
      August 9, 2011, 3:10 am | # | Reply

      Unless they use adblock. (You’re on my whitelist)

  8. Silrog
    Silrog
    August 8, 2011, 6:03 am | # | Reply

    @ Adam
    Could you do us the favor and show the strips in full scale via RSS?
    With the new setting it is far to small to read.

    I’ll still visit your site, promised. 😉

  9. dr_Jadran
    dr_Jadran
    August 8, 2011, 6:11 am | # | Reply

    NUNRSE!!!

  10. Greyman1995
    Greyman1995
    August 8, 2011, 6:30 am | # | Reply

    Congrats on fixing your site, and I spewed breakfast when I read snorting Jesus.

  11. GoNoAMMo
    GoNoAMMo
    August 8, 2011, 6:39 am | # | Reply

    Huzzah!! It’s back! <3 <3 <33

  12. Smølf
    Smølf
    August 8, 2011, 7:10 am | # | Reply

    Nunrse 😛 hehe love made up word like that

  13. Kilby
    Kilby
    August 8, 2011, 8:04 am | # | Reply

    I know the site was down on Friday, but what happened to the comic for that day? Did you simply postpone it until today?

    • Adam
      Adam
      August 8, 2011, 10:26 am | # | Reply

      Yep. I needed that time off to figure out what was going on with the site. Sorry about that.

      • Kilby
        Kilby
        August 8, 2011, 7:30 pm | # | Reply

        That’s fine, I was just taking a “snapshot” of all my favorite webcomics for August 5th, and wanted to include “Bug” – I’ll just substitute the strip for the 8th.

  14. AbuBilly
    AbuBilly
    August 8, 2011, 8:37 am | # | Reply

    Hellooooo, Nunrse!

  15. Thorgold
    Thorgold
    August 8, 2011, 8:37 am | # | Reply

    Does anyone else read Doctopriest’s voice in the fourth panel like he’s a Southerner?

    • fluttershy89
      fluttershy89
      August 8, 2011, 9:30 am | # | Reply

      yes yes I do

    • GamerGeekGirl
      GamerGeekGirl
      August 8, 2011, 1:36 pm | # | Reply

      Does is still count if I read them all as if they are Southern? Considering its my natural way of speaking anyway…

      Aside from that…yay! Bug is back! And I’m sure the kinks of the website will be fixed as soon as they can be.

    • novascottch
      novascottch
      August 8, 2011, 5:29 pm | # | Reply

      Yup, like a big ol redneck.

  16. odinatas
    odinatas
    August 8, 2011, 9:32 am | # | Reply

    and how would 50 cc of faith look like?
    a syringe with holy water and/or sacramental wine
    you’d see some drunk doctors then

    • Reki
      Reki
      August 8, 2011, 3:13 pm | # | Reply

      50cc of faith wouldn’t look like anything. You’d just have to believe it was there. XD

      • Adam
        Adam
        August 8, 2011, 9:02 pm | # | Reply

        Ha-ha. Well said.

  17. Kellie
    Kellie
    August 8, 2011, 10:05 am | # | Reply

    Brilliant. I hate those pagan clinics! Always with the antibiotics and needles. What I need is a good doctopriest to handle my soul hernia.

    So glad to see the site up and running (the crash was probably what caused my soul hernia in the first place!).

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      August 8, 2011, 10:26 am | # | Reply

      Not to mention no silly choices to make, like whether to use birth control. Church Hospital makes them for you!

  18. maddog
    maddog
    August 8, 2011, 11:06 am | # | Reply

    I’m glad to see you got your site fixed . I was worried for a little while. 🙂

  19. Logan
    Logan
    August 8, 2011, 11:42 am | # | Reply

    There are hospitals that are not too far from this. That’s why, although I live near St.
    Anthony Hospital
    , I would choose a different, better, slightly more distant local hospital if I ever needed to go to one.

  20. irishprincessalc
    irishprincessalc
    August 8, 2011, 12:27 pm | # | Reply

    Some how I think I’m seeing my kids future in that last panel…… Good thing I’m pagan and don’t have to worry about her putting crucifixes in her nose….just everything else! Glad to see you’re back Adam!

  21. Sareen
    Sareen
    August 8, 2011, 1:54 pm | # | Reply

    Hey Adam! First time commenter, long time fan. I have a webcomic myself and I’ve also signed up with comicpress. It seems you’ve chosen the Sandy theme and you only need to upload the background image right? You can email me whenever you need any programming stuff since I’m also a software developer. I wish I could help in any way possible!

  22. Saumya
    Saumya
    August 8, 2011, 4:58 pm | # | Reply

    Don’t know why but the doctopriest made me think of my dreadful dentist from childhood. Ah well. The soul that hates moving furniture had me in fits.

    All the best with all the site-trouble, Adam.

  23. ninelen
    ninelen
    August 8, 2011, 6:20 pm | # | Reply

    Am I the only one who didn’t have issues with the site? One time when I visited, the advertisement at the top overlapped the comic strip, but once I refreshed that issue was fixed, so I assumed it was my computer being stupid.

    Other than minor aesthetic changes (such as the “First”, “Previous”, etc. options being on a tan strip instead of green), the comic has looked exactly the same to me from one day to the next. I feel alone.

  24. ninelen
    ninelen
    August 8, 2011, 6:22 pm | # | Reply

    I’m really loving the Doctopriest and Nunrse uniforms, by the by, especially the nunrse one.

  25. Brass Monkey
    Brass Monkey
    August 8, 2011, 6:35 pm | # | Reply

    I’ll keep an eye out next time i’m lifting heavy couches!

  26. Esteban
    Esteban
    August 8, 2011, 8:56 pm | # | Reply

    hahahahahaha, freaking hilarious! Personally, as a Doctor, i love your comics involving medicine!!! keep ’em coming!!

  27. ⬡
    ⬡
    August 8, 2011, 10:03 pm | # | Reply

    …judging by the comments and title, I think I’m seeing the wrong comic. Taking the scenic route and seeing naked chicks with flamethrowers doesn’t seem to relate to church or hospitals…

    • BrittishIce
      BrittishIce
      August 8, 2011, 10:36 pm | # | Reply

      I noticed the same thing. The comic changed, but the comments didn’t. Maybe all the bugs are not worked out?

      • Adam
        Adam
        August 8, 2011, 11:47 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah, this new version of ComicPress doesn’t behave like my old version. Still trying to figure out how to properly upload comics.

  28. jared the dreamer
    jared the dreamer
    August 8, 2011, 11:09 pm | # | Reply

    yay awesome comic for my b-day XD

  29. Goeber.com
    Goeber.com
    August 10, 2011, 9:54 am | # | Reply

    Nunrse! 🙂

  30. Matt Oxley
    Matt Oxley
    August 10, 2011, 4:31 pm | # | Reply

    Hah! this is great – you’ve got a new fan.

  31. J I W
    J I W
    November 3, 2011, 1:25 pm | # | Reply

    This comic can also be defined as three reasons why the world is glad I am not God

  32. BugWikiGuy
    BugWikiGuy
    July 8, 2016, 8:10 pm | # | Reply

    “doctopriest” sounds like something jade harley would have grown up with

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