Hmm… “Can’t stop farting” on a tombstone would make me think of decomposition gases, and the Robert Frost would make me think that maybe if you hadn’t taken that freakin’ road you wouldn’t be dead….. (Usually it makes me think of someone standing in a wood, hopelessly lost.)
Some people have pacts with their closest friends so whoever dies first gets that service from the other one. Of course this would give your closest friend a good chance to hunt around in your internet history, but at least you’ll be dead.
Can you set tweets to post at a future date like I hear you can with the Facebook?
Maybe set up a tweet for 1 year in the future and keep updateing the date to post if you’re still alive.
OHHH! Set up a random, off-hand tweet to post 20 years after you would’ve died. “Boy, sure is hot today!” (posted in the middle of winter).
Or you could set it up that if you dont log in by a certain date it sends a message out to your heirs that Kira has killed you and whoever claims to be L is actually Kira and you must bring them down and end their reign….
“I have done for my country, and for all mankind, all that I could do, and I now resign my soul, without fear, to my God, – my daughter to my country.”
But then instead of dying like he was supposed to, he woke up one more time, forgot that he wasn’t supposed to talk, and asked the date. Then he died, and now his last words are forever, “Is it the fourth yet?”
3 of the founding fathers died on July 4 several years later. And, when Madison was on his deathbed on June 28th his doctors wanted to give him drugs to keep him alive until the 4th to keep up the tradition.
Hmm… “Can’t stop farting” on a tombstone would make me think of decomposition gases, and the Robert Frost would make me think that maybe if you hadn’t taken that freakin’ road you wouldn’t be dead….. (Usually it makes me think of someone standing in a wood, hopelessly lost.)
“Can’t stop farting #farting” will be my last tweet for sure.
This is the reason I am not on Twitter.
Ditto. EMPHATICALLY ditto.
What you REALLY want a deadman switch to do is format your hard drive. Or at least delete your internet history.
This. So very much this.
There’s a bunch of software out there that can do it. Here’s a quick script that can wipe any specified folders on Mac or linux: http://blog.mcglew.net/2012/09/dead-mans-switch-on-linux-part-1-basic.html
You can probably do something similar on Windows using powershell, but I can’t see it written up anywhere.
What you REALLY need is a deadman switch that formats your hard drive. Or at least deletes your internet histories.
Some people have pacts with their closest friends so whoever dies first gets that service from the other one. Of course this would give your closest friend a good chance to hunt around in your internet history, but at least you’ll be dead.
Can you set tweets to post at a future date like I hear you can with the Facebook?
Maybe set up a tweet for 1 year in the future and keep updateing the date to post if you’re still alive.
OHHH! Set up a random, off-hand tweet to post 20 years after you would’ve died. “Boy, sure is hot today!” (posted in the middle of winter).
(cuz you’re in Hell)
Or you could set it up that if you dont log in by a certain date it sends a message out to your heirs that Kira has killed you and whoever claims to be L is actually Kira and you must bring them down and end their reign….
sounds like an idea from an Anime or something
This reminds me of something I read at http://waitbutwhy.com/2014/02/american-presidents-washington-lincoln.html . According to that page, Thomas Jefferson (the third president of the United States of America) meant his last words to be:
“I have done for my country, and for all mankind, all that I could do, and I now resign my soul, without fear, to my God, – my daughter to my country.”
But then instead of dying like he was supposed to, he woke up one more time, forgot that he wasn’t supposed to talk, and asked the date. Then he died, and now his last words are forever, “Is it the fourth yet?”
3 of the founding fathers died on July 4 several years later. And, when Madison was on his deathbed on June 28th his doctors wanted to give him drugs to keep him alive until the 4th to keep up the tradition.
Madison said, “F- that!” and died.
*none of this is verified…