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Funeral Arrangements

Funeral Arrangements

by Adam on January 8, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Captain Scratchy
    Captain Scratchy
    January 7, 2010, 8:47 pm | # | Reply

    You've put me off Hot Pockets forever. I thank you for that.

    • admin
      Adam
      January 8, 2010, 2:46 am | # | Reply

      You should have been put off by Hot Pockets before that.

      • crocswsocks
        crocswsocks
        February 21, 2013, 3:11 pm | # | Reply

        Indeed.

    • Elkian
      Elkian
      December 13, 2010, 1:26 pm | # | Reply

      Hey, at least he skipped the obvious spam joke.

      • Carter
        Carter
        September 7, 2011, 9:08 pm | # | Reply

        I’m from Spamtown (Austin) Minnesota, if you wanna say something I’m all ears, we don’t like it here

        • crocswsocks
          crocswsocks
          February 21, 2013, 3:13 pm | # | Reply

          What are you talking about? Everyone hates Spam. You should too!

          I live near the Westboro Baptist Church but I don’t believe that God hates fags.

          • VaguelyCreepy
            VaguelyCreepy
            April 22, 2013, 9:45 am | #

            I think Carter was saying that they hate spam there too. That’s why he’s all ears.

    • Almightyra
      Almightyra
      July 16, 2012, 2:20 pm | # | Reply

      he put me off of dumpster diving

  2. Peska
    Peska
    January 10, 2010, 4:00 pm | # | Reply

    Hey Adam,

    Nice plug for the strip here… http://www.paperlesscomics.com/paperlesscomics/wo…

    -Peska

    • admin
      Adam
      January 11, 2010, 10:06 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, I saw that one and the that guy linked to. Pretty cool, huh?

  3. subone
    subone
    March 30, 2010, 11:24 am | # | Reply

    Panel 4, lol, thats my motto

  4. Erin
    Erin
    April 8, 2010, 10:27 am | # | Reply

    Yes! Soylent Green! Whoooooooot!

  5. Rachael
    Rachael
    April 10, 2010, 5:14 pm | # | Reply

    AAAHHH!! Soylent Green, best line EVER!

  6. John
    John
    April 13, 2010, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    I want my eternal skeleton to be bronzed. Hopefully in some horrific army of the dead kind of way.

  7. This is not my name
    This is not my name
    April 18, 2010, 1:59 pm | # | Reply

    Death: I want to be blown up.

    Funeral: Everyone must wear clown costumes. If anyone, even my own mother wears black, they are not getting in.

    Body: It will be, to all the clowns surprise: blown up a second time.

  8. Sky
    Sky
    April 20, 2010, 3:54 pm | # | Reply

    I would like to be cremated and then used in a micro brew. I could be Ash Blond Ale.

  9. Mitch
    Mitch
    April 26, 2010, 5:26 am | # | Reply

    Brain in a jar.

    • Beti
      Beti
      December 30, 2011, 3:19 pm | # | Reply

      Abby someone. Abby who?

      Abby… Normal.

  10. Ragdoll_Riot
    Ragdoll_Riot
    April 28, 2010, 9:20 am | # | Reply

    I have a friend who wants to be stuffed with dynamite, confetti, and gummi worms. I get to push the Looney Tunes-esque plunger.

  11. BastetLXIX
    BastetLXIX
    May 28, 2010, 6:31 pm | # | Reply

    I just stumbled on this comic tonight and I have to post! i'm so loving this!

    I've always wanted to have my body animated so that when the morners step near my casket I would sit up, turn to look at them and say, "Thank you so much for coming to see me!" then lay back down.

  12. Generic_Guy
    Generic_Guy
    June 11, 2010, 1:55 am | # | Reply

    I want my corpse to stiffen in a pose so that I'm giving anyone who looks at it the finger. Then I want it to be thrown at people.

  13. soylentgreenhouse
    soylentgreenhouse
    June 15, 2010, 6:57 am | # | Reply

    Of course this is my fave strip now forever!! :p

  14. Bryan
    Bryan
    July 23, 2010, 10:28 am | # | Reply

    Maxwell House Coffee Can…

  15. Mitch
    Mitch
    August 13, 2010, 1:08 pm | # | Reply

    The instant before I die, I want my consciousness to be transferred to a supercomputer. Then I'll probably assume control of the world's economy under the guise of a megaworld corporation. Unfortunately, I won't feel any joy at my successful takeover, because computers don't have emotions.

    • dcon930
      dcon930
      November 24, 2015, 3:10 pm | # | Reply

      Nor do objects. However, you (an object) think you do have emotions. Why would you think that emotions (or the delusion of having emotions) would not transfer with your consciousness?

  16. GuesssWho
    GuesssWho
    October 10, 2010, 11:51 am | # | Reply

    Aww, now I'm hungry!

  17. InvaderZim
    InvaderZim
    November 20, 2010, 11:49 am | # | Reply

    I would just like to say in response to the first 2 comments. Hot Pockets are awesome.

  18. Eric P
    Eric P
    January 12, 2011, 4:21 pm | # | Reply

    Recycle me into the ground, then I can make the next generation of Genetically Modified Organisms with my GMO body! AHAHHAHHA!!!

    Seriously though, I wanna be the first projectile to be sent at the sun from earth. 😀

    • lythera
      lythera
      January 30, 2011, 10:53 pm | # | Reply

      calls NASA

      "hey i have a new guinea pig for you guys. And he even wrote in his will what he whants to do."

      NASA "We'll be right over!! =D"

  19. lythera
    lythera
    January 30, 2011, 10:51 pm | # | Reply

    after whatching foamy the squirrel on youtube… i decided that if i ever was cremated i'd do what he did. Have ppl stuff me with corn kernals so that it'lll make exploding noises and scare the shit out of every one! XD

    i'd even go through the trouble of haveing ppl invite high school enimes lolz perfect revenge! >=D

    • Crystal L.
      Crystal L.
      November 18, 2011, 9:58 am | # | Reply

      How about having someone stuff your corpse with popcorn kernels, and shoot it it off to the sun while the results are filmed for posterity?

  20. Nick
    Nick
    February 7, 2011, 3:40 pm | # | Reply

    When I die, I wanna be cremated so people can make s'mores over my burning corpse. Then, I want them to put my ashes in a bucket of chocolate milk powdered mix

    Mmmmm… Yummy

  21. killjoy
    killjoy
    February 13, 2011, 4:47 pm | # | Reply

    I actually have a tattoo on my arm that gives corpse directions (but artistically!)

    it says "atlantic" upon one side. and in italian; "Bury at sea" on the other. bam, corpse issue solved!

  22. Jesse
    Jesse
    March 2, 2011, 6:45 pm | # | Reply

    I'd like to be burned on a funeral pyre that burns for 9 straight days. During this time all my friends and loved ones have to get drunk, party, and make sure the fire does not go out.

  23. jared the dreamer
    jared the dreamer
    April 14, 2011, 10:27 am | # | Reply

    Actually panel 2 is my fav

  24. specter
    specter
    July 20, 2011, 12:04 pm | # | Reply

    lol i loved the movie soylent green

  25. Little Ghostee
    Little Ghostee
    July 26, 2011, 3:33 am | # | Reply

    I mentioned this in another comment but I want to undergo a domestic sugery to make me look like some kind of monster put in air tight coffin that is see through have a temple built in the middle of the sahara dessert underground and have bodies donated to this cause and have them put in worship poses around my coffin. I want this for one reason to screw with future archeologists.

  26. Tim
    Tim
    April 5, 2012, 8:00 am | # | Reply

    Goth Pinata made my day….thank you very much.

  27. Boar
    Boar
    September 25, 2012, 7:04 pm | # | Reply

    they are all good Ideas.
    Well, I always went with let the doctors take the remaining usable stuff and feed the rest to the pigs.

  28. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    April 22, 2013, 9:57 am | # | Reply

    I’m going to have part of my body turned into charcoal and the rest used as fertilizer to grow a tree. Then the tree will be made into paper and my portrait will be drawn on it with the charcoal. The completed portrait will be hung in a frame carved from my bones in a poorly-lit room with faulty wiring. My will shall specifically state that my portrait is made to be of the eyes-follow-you-around-the-room variety. A spooky record playing on constant repeat will be optional.

  29. Izzie
    Izzie
    June 12, 2013, 7:28 pm | # | Reply

    I would like to donate my organs like an organs feast, and have them cremate the rest. Then bury me like anybody else.

  30. Pink Floyd
    Pink Floyd
    March 4, 2015, 3:48 pm | # | Reply

    Dumpster…totally. Although the animated pop-up corpse in a casket has it’s appeal too!

  31. James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    August 30, 2016, 7:39 am | # | Reply

    What did Charleton Heston say when he discovered that his dirt sculpture of John Green as a tree was actually made out of people.

    Soil-ent Green is made out of people!

  32. Anne Onymous
    Anne Onymous
    July 25, 2020, 2:53 pm | # | Reply

    Cremate ony the butt, donate the rest.

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