I just stumbled on this comic tonight and I have to post! i'm so loving this!
I've always wanted to have my body animated so that when the morners step near my casket I would sit up, turn to look at them and say, "Thank you so much for coming to see me!" then lay back down.
The instant before I die, I want my consciousness to be transferred to a supercomputer. Then I'll probably assume control of the world's economy under the guise of a megaworld corporation. Unfortunately, I won't feel any joy at my successful takeover, because computers don't have emotions.
Nor do objects. However, you (an object) think you do have emotions. Why would you think that emotions (or the delusion of having emotions) would not transfer with your consciousness?
after whatching foamy the squirrel on youtube… i decided that if i ever was cremated i'd do what he did. Have ppl stuff me with corn kernals so that it'lll make exploding noises and scare the shit out of every one! XD
i'd even go through the trouble of haveing ppl invite high school enimes lolz perfect revenge! >=D
When I die, I wanna be cremated so people can make s'mores over my burning corpse. Then, I want them to put my ashes in a bucket of chocolate milk powdered mix
I'd like to be burned on a funeral pyre that burns for 9 straight days. During this time all my friends and loved ones have to get drunk, party, and make sure the fire does not go out.
I mentioned this in another comment but I want to undergo a domestic sugery to make me look like some kind of monster put in air tight coffin that is see through have a temple built in the middle of the sahara dessert underground and have bodies donated to this cause and have them put in worship poses around my coffin. I want this for one reason to screw with future archeologists.
I’m going to have part of my body turned into charcoal and the rest used as fertilizer to grow a tree. Then the tree will be made into paper and my portrait will be drawn on it with the charcoal. The completed portrait will be hung in a frame carved from my bones in a poorly-lit room with faulty wiring. My will shall specifically state that my portrait is made to be of the eyes-follow-you-around-the-room variety. A spooky record playing on constant repeat will be optional.
You've put me off Hot Pockets forever. I thank you for that.
You should have been put off by Hot Pockets before that.
Indeed.
Hey, at least he skipped the obvious spam joke.
I’m from Spamtown (Austin) Minnesota, if you wanna say something I’m all ears, we don’t like it here
What are you talking about? Everyone hates Spam. You should too!
I live near the Westboro Baptist Church but I don’t believe that God hates fags.
I think Carter was saying that they hate spam there too. That’s why he’s all ears.
he put me off of dumpster diving
Hey Adam,
Nice plug for the strip here… http://www.paperlesscomics.com/paperlesscomics/wo…
-Peska
Yeah, I saw that one and the that guy linked to. Pretty cool, huh?
Panel 4, lol, thats my motto
Yes! Soylent Green! Whoooooooot!
AAAHHH!! Soylent Green, best line EVER!
I want my eternal skeleton to be bronzed. Hopefully in some horrific army of the dead kind of way.
Death: I want to be blown up.
Funeral: Everyone must wear clown costumes. If anyone, even my own mother wears black, they are not getting in.
Body: It will be, to all the clowns surprise: blown up a second time.
I would like to be cremated and then used in a micro brew. I could be Ash Blond Ale.
Brain in a jar.
Abby someone. Abby who?
Abby… Normal.
I have a friend who wants to be stuffed with dynamite, confetti, and gummi worms. I get to push the Looney Tunes-esque plunger.
I just stumbled on this comic tonight and I have to post! i'm so loving this!
I've always wanted to have my body animated so that when the morners step near my casket I would sit up, turn to look at them and say, "Thank you so much for coming to see me!" then lay back down.
I want my corpse to stiffen in a pose so that I'm giving anyone who looks at it the finger. Then I want it to be thrown at people.
Of course this is my fave strip now forever!! :p
Maxwell House Coffee Can…
The instant before I die, I want my consciousness to be transferred to a supercomputer. Then I'll probably assume control of the world's economy under the guise of a megaworld corporation. Unfortunately, I won't feel any joy at my successful takeover, because computers don't have emotions.
Nor do objects. However, you (an object) think you do have emotions. Why would you think that emotions (or the delusion of having emotions) would not transfer with your consciousness?
Aww, now I'm hungry!
I would just like to say in response to the first 2 comments. Hot Pockets are awesome.
Recycle me into the ground, then I can make the next generation of Genetically Modified Organisms with my GMO body! AHAHHAHHA!!!
Seriously though, I wanna be the first projectile to be sent at the sun from earth.
calls NASA
"hey i have a new guinea pig for you guys. And he even wrote in his will what he whants to do."
NASA "We'll be right over!! =D"
after whatching foamy the squirrel on youtube… i decided that if i ever was cremated i'd do what he did. Have ppl stuff me with corn kernals so that it'lll make exploding noises and scare the shit out of every one! XD
i'd even go through the trouble of haveing ppl invite high school enimes lolz perfect revenge! >=D
How about having someone stuff your corpse with popcorn kernels, and shoot it it off to the sun while the results are filmed for posterity?
When I die, I wanna be cremated so people can make s'mores over my burning corpse. Then, I want them to put my ashes in a bucket of chocolate milk powdered mix
Mmmmm… Yummy
I actually have a tattoo on my arm that gives corpse directions (but artistically!)
it says "atlantic" upon one side. and in italian; "Bury at sea" on the other. bam, corpse issue solved!
I'd like to be burned on a funeral pyre that burns for 9 straight days. During this time all my friends and loved ones have to get drunk, party, and make sure the fire does not go out.
Actually panel 2 is my fav
lol i loved the movie soylent green
I mentioned this in another comment but I want to undergo a domestic sugery to make me look like some kind of monster put in air tight coffin that is see through have a temple built in the middle of the sahara dessert underground and have bodies donated to this cause and have them put in worship poses around my coffin. I want this for one reason to screw with future archeologists.
Goth Pinata made my day….thank you very much.
they are all good Ideas.
Well, I always went with let the doctors take the remaining usable stuff and feed the rest to the pigs.
I’m going to have part of my body turned into charcoal and the rest used as fertilizer to grow a tree. Then the tree will be made into paper and my portrait will be drawn on it with the charcoal. The completed portrait will be hung in a frame carved from my bones in a poorly-lit room with faulty wiring. My will shall specifically state that my portrait is made to be of the eyes-follow-you-around-the-room variety. A spooky record playing on constant repeat will be optional.
I would like to donate my organs like an organs feast, and have them cremate the rest. Then bury me like anybody else.
Dumpster…totally. Although the animated pop-up corpse in a casket has it’s appeal too!
What did Charleton Heston say when he discovered that his dirt sculpture of John Green as a tree was actually made out of people.
Soil-ent Green is made out of people!
Cremate ony the butt, donate the rest.