Gas, Grass, or Crash
on December 5, 2016
at 12:00 am
The trick with Uber is to never look out the driver’s windshield. Just look out the passenger windows and you’ll have fewer heart attacks.
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Clothes Bake the Man
on December 2, 2016
at 12:00 am
Par for the Force
on November 30, 2016
at 12:00 am
I would happily give in to the Dark Side of the Force if it meant I could levitate my remote control off the coffee table instead of leaning forward to pick it up like some scruffy nerf herder.
Lazy Like a Fox
on November 28, 2016
at 12:32 am
That’s Music to My Fears
on November 25, 2016
at 1:43 am
Heard a horrible sound a few days ago while driving. I immediately began to speculate how much this noise was gonna cost me. Got so annoyed that I turned the radio up so I couldn’t hear it. When I got […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A Hair-Weather Friend
on November 23, 2016
at 12:17 am
I like the comic-logic that my bug’s hair is the antennae and that cutting them off suddenly reveals a lumpy scalp.
A Button for Punishment
on November 21, 2016
at 12:53 am
Who’s Gonna Chide Your Child’s Courses
on November 18, 2016
at 12:00 am
Up Ship Creek Without a Missile
on November 16, 2016
at 12:00 am
They should also learn to chuck broken gas grills at enemy ships. Feel like I seem them on roadsides all the time. Grills I mean — not enemy ships.
You Might Take It with You
on November 14, 2016
at 12:19 am
At the very least I’m gettin’ buried with my old Super Nintendo. No idea if they still have them up there.