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Scheduling Conflict

Scheduling Conflict

by Adam on September 7, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Scriptura
    Scriptura
    September 7, 2011, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Awesome.

  2. Equinox
    Equinox
    September 7, 2011, 12:32 am | # | Reply

    yup. So glad I’m done with that crap. COLLEGE IS AWESOME! now I get to take “dead guys who did stuff” by choice!

    • Deamon
      Deamon
      September 7, 2011, 11:00 am | # | Reply

      Meh, I get to do nasty stuf with blood and urine.

    • Andy
      Andy
      April 18, 2012, 8:02 pm | # | Reply

      Same here. I’m having so much fun with college right now.
      The only thing I miss from high school is my youth, but that’s the way life is.

      • Col Klink
        Col Klink
        March 31, 2013, 8:38 pm | # | Reply

        Wait until you cross 50. That “youth” isn’t even going to be visible in the rear-view mirror

  3. Karl Tatom (TheMusiKid)
    Karl Tatom (TheMusiKid)
    September 7, 2011, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    I hate to be a downer for this because it’s a cute comic, but you’re thinking of schedules.

    A syllabus is usually something each teacher gives out on the first school day, detailing what will be done in that class and how behavior will be handled; so, I suppose if you’re character only has one teacher you would be correct.

    Not derailing the comic because Bug is my favorite webcomic in the world, I am simply giving knowledge to the artist.

    • Adam
      Adam
      September 7, 2011, 10:54 am | # | Reply

      Oops. You’re right. Got the two mixed up in my head. Good catch. Will fix.

    • PeteZahut
      PeteZahut
      September 7, 2011, 11:34 am | # | Reply

      About corrections: “I suppose if you’re character only has one teacher” should be “I suppose if your character has only one teacher” => You’re = You are.

      I am simply giving knowledge to the commenter =)

  4. Karl Tatom (TheMusiKid)
    Karl Tatom (TheMusiKid)
    September 7, 2011, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    Oops.

    your*

    • anyone
      anyone
      September 7, 2011, 6:25 pm | # | Reply

      Actually he was right.

    • Loki
      Loki
      October 6, 2011, 8:38 pm | # | Reply

      Yes, Adam was correct.

      You’re = You Are

      Your = Possessive (your car)

  5. LoveTheBadGuy
    LoveTheBadGuy
    September 7, 2011, 1:30 am | # | Reply

    I LOVE learning and then forgetting how to use semicolons! I do that by choice at university. 😉

  6. Maoman
    Maoman
    September 7, 2011, 2:31 am | # | Reply

    This is the most hilarious depiction of a semicolon i’ve ever read in my life.
    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon

  7. dr_Jadran
    dr_Jadran
    September 7, 2011, 2:44 am | # | Reply

    so true. every word.

  8. Some guy
    Some guy
    September 7, 2011, 3:28 am | # | Reply

    12:00 Throw food at others
    01:00 Throw balls at others

  9. Nah, I'm good.
    Nah, I'm good.
    September 7, 2011, 5:05 am | # | Reply

    I’m liking the alt-text now. Nice little addition there.

  10. ⬡
    ⬡
    September 7, 2011, 5:06 am | # | Reply

    So true. I would actually make up my own schedule sheets with my own names for the classes. Instead of math, English, history, computers I had drawing circles, catching up on homework, napping, and surfing the internet. 😀

  11. mongoose998
    mongoose998
    September 7, 2011, 6:03 am | # | Reply

    I do believe its: A^2+B^2=Crap^2

  12. jaymz42
    jaymz42
    September 7, 2011, 6:53 am | # | Reply

    Unbelievably true. So true, it’s hilarious.

  13. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    September 7, 2011, 9:04 am | # | Reply

    This has to be the largest amount of text in any bug comic, evar!
    Who do you think you are, Shaenon Garrity??

  14. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    September 7, 2011, 9:45 am | # | Reply

    So very odd to see panels without bugs.

  15. novascottch
    novascottch
    September 7, 2011, 9:57 am | # | Reply

    Never had study hall, but the rest of the third syllabus pretty much says it all.

    • The Dukenator
      The Dukenator
      September 7, 2011, 8:01 pm | # | Reply

      When I was in high school, my school could give you an open instead of study hall if you had a C average or better.

  16. rushmc
    rushmc
    September 7, 2011, 10:14 am | # | Reply

    I came to say that that’s not a syllabus, it’s a schedule, but I see someone beat me to it.

  17. Gene Grim
    Gene Grim
    September 7, 2011, 11:13 am | # | Reply

    Sent link of this to everyone else on the faculty at my HS…
    You are right on, except that we don’t have Art anymore. 🙁

  18. Jeff
    Jeff
    September 7, 2011, 11:17 am | # | Reply

    Lots of words up there. Not a lot of bugs. Still funny though, whether it’s a schedule or a silly bus! Rock on, Bug-drawin’-man!

  19. Dhusk
    Dhusk
    September 7, 2011, 1:54 pm | # | Reply

    Aw man, you got gym after lunch? Gonna be someone pukin’ at least once a week in that class.

  20. tcmve
    tcmve
    September 7, 2011, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t know about you, but an hour lunch would be great. All I ever remember having is a measly 1/2 hour. And why do people act like it’s so difficult to use semicolons? Gods forbid we learn to use punctuation that’s faster and easier than a comma+conjunction or period+capital letter.

    • Beti
      Beti
      December 29, 2011, 7:39 pm | # | Reply

      I can see you truly care for semicolons; you should probably have worked one into your comment.

      (I hope that’s properly used there. I’ve never really understood them. 🙂

  21. Brass Monkey
    Brass Monkey
    September 7, 2011, 3:38 pm | # | Reply

    This is hysterically funny..loved every panel, except the 3rd one!

  22. Sea Sick
    Sea Sick
    September 7, 2011, 8:36 pm | # | Reply

    so true on every level. bravo!!!!

  23. Adam
    Adam
    September 7, 2011, 9:13 pm | # | Reply

    Good old fashioned pen and paper.

  24. NonAnonymous
    NonAnonymous
    September 7, 2011, 9:39 pm | # | Reply

    So true!

  25. soniccat
    soniccat
    September 7, 2011, 9:53 pm | # | Reply

    I wish gym did consist of Tron Light cycles… *sigh*

  26. Jay
    Jay
    September 7, 2011, 10:23 pm | # | Reply

    First bug comic I seen with only one bug :0 But one bug tis all it needs, funny as heck

  27. acowburn
    acowburn
    September 9, 2011, 11:59 am | # | Reply

    Well the may let you express a slight amount of creativity in art class but they still judge, disagree with and “correct” the outcome.
    Our art teacher was kicked out for throwing a table at a girl who said “No.” to drawing fruit…
    Keep up the great work; you make my day, every weekday.

  28. Kaliganforever412
    Kaliganforever412
    September 11, 2011, 2:13 pm | # | Reply

    Pfff. Art in MY school was never an outlet for our personalities. We did what they told us to do, exactly how they told us to do it. We were never allowed to do anything actually creative. -.-‘

  29. Martel
    Martel
    October 20, 2011, 6:39 pm | # | Reply

    So accurate. And this coming from someone who actually liked school.

  30. Mr.Random
    Mr.Random
    April 9, 2012, 5:41 am | # | Reply

    Adam, you have an f where an e should be on the first panel.(Nfw) Love your comic!

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 9, 2012, 7:51 am | # | Reply

      Ah. I replaced the word “syllabus” with “schedule” and it looks like I accidentally nicked the word “new.” Good catch.

      • BugWikiGuy
        BugWikiGuy
        May 2, 2017, 12:17 pm | # | Reply

        hi

      • BugWikiGuy
        BugWikiGuy
        May 2, 2017, 12:18 pm | # | Reply

        Sorry about that. My little brother got into my account and he started typing random stuff.

        • BugWikiGuy
          BugWikiGuy
          May 2, 2017, 12:18 pm | # | Reply

          I am not his little brother

        • BugWikiGuy
          BugWikiGuy
          May 2, 2017, 12:18 pm | # | Reply

          I am not his little brother also i like eating poopy butts

  31. JP
    JP
    May 26, 2012, 3:35 pm | # | Reply

    Wait, your English teacher actually taught you what semicolons were for? I had to look that up myself to learn it!

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