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Star Wars

Star Wars

by Adam on December 10, 2009 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (17) ¬

  1. Gruhn
    Gruhn
    December 10, 2009, 4:36 am | # | Reply

    HILARIOUS!! More bugs please!

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      April 8, 2010, 11:30 am | # | Reply

      Things you'll never hear a computer programmer say.

      • Itsamee
        Itsamee
        April 28, 2010, 3:53 am | # | Reply

        Ba-dum-psh

        • Chris
          Chris
          November 30, 2011, 11:16 am | # | Reply

          ^this 😀

  2. Pajolero
    Pajolero
    January 26, 2011, 5:05 am | # | Reply

    Don't give our lunatic politicians any ideas, man. They might just flat out do it.

    • Golnor
      Golnor
      June 24, 2018, 11:18 pm | # | Reply

      Too late.

  3. AMRD
    AMRD
    January 29, 2011, 8:59 am | # | Reply

    Sorry for dissapointing you – I am russian and we do not have any space-armor(

    честно-честно!

  4. lythera
    lythera
    January 30, 2011, 10:28 pm | # | Reply

    i like the fact that the russians wrote 'love' on there letter XD

  5. sidehack
    sidehack
    February 1, 2011, 6:59 am | # | Reply

    He he… from Russia with love.

    • Kanwaljit Singh
      Kanwaljit Singh
      February 11, 2011, 8:46 am | # | Reply

      Next thing on the checklist – HD Telescope

  6. piggy
    piggy
    December 22, 2012, 9:23 am | # | Reply

    I love bug

  7. tookye
    tookye
    February 21, 2013, 10:25 am | # | Reply

    Haw – Haw!

  8. MikeyZ
    MikeyZ
    January 21, 2014, 1:28 am | # | Reply

    Just found the comic today, and I’m hooked. LOVE IT! 8D

  9. enchantedbrick
    enchantedbrick
    July 15, 2014, 5:18 pm | # | Reply

    I am from the future and live in the U.S. our stupid politicians canceled our space program. It is up to the Chinese to go to Mars. I miss NASA, but the shuttle was stupid, because Rockets are better and cooler.

  10. TB Tabby
    TB Tabby
    March 5, 2016, 2:15 pm | # | Reply

    Just so you know, a real space battle won’t look anything like Star Wars. Gizmodo has a rundown of what it would look like.

    http://gizmodo.com/5426453/the-physics-of-space-battles

  11. James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    May 15, 2016, 4:13 pm | # | Reply

    I would post a joke here, but the poster formerly known as ⬡ and currently known as Rena beat me to the punch.

    I suggest you “humour” them instead.

  12. Zinob
    Zinob
    June 21, 2017, 2:43 pm | # | Reply

    Dear Russian space program,

    We got start fighters now and we’ll blow up anything you slimy pinkos launch »into space.

    Love, NASA.
    —
    Mailbox: Mail
    —
    Dear NASA,

    Our new space armada is preparing to destroy all of your satellites. Just try and stop us you Yankee scumbags.
    Love, Russian space program
    —
    Bug: Sorry about this, folks. But I really want to see a space battle in my
    lifetime.
    Mailbox: Mail

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