I think my vacuum has gone sentient. Every time I try to perform surgery to remove the badly inflammed waste recepticle, the autoimmune defense kicks in – I’m assaulted by stringy hair, puffs of dust in the eye, and broken belts.
I’m always afraid to empty my vacuum. I use the hose to suck up stinkbugs/wasps, and I have the irrational fear that once I open the bag a swarm of flying insects will exact their vengeance upon me.
Ohhhh, so *that’s* the medal bug is rockin’ in the 2nd panel of: bugcomic.com/comics/mating-calls
I don’t know, man — Bug looks a little tweaked in the last panel.
Are you sure he isn’t using any performance-enhancing drugs?
I have been using my mother’s vacuum, and neither me nor my stepfather know how to open the danged thing. It usually winds up looking like hand to hand combat and I wind up throwing our hands in the air and saying, “I guess it’s staying there forever!” Mom will turn around and do two clicks on the same buttons I had been pressing, and the compartment pops right off. When she goes to dump it, the thing is just compacted with dirt, hair, questionable bits, gravel, and things we never realized the thing could suck in. I once pulled out a whole sock.
Bug in panel 2 makes me wonder what else he’s accidentally (or “accidentally”) vacuumed up.
I am assuming Bug has no furry pets. Then again, a furry pet would eat Bug, so that’s probably for the best.
I think my vacuum has gone sentient. Every time I try to perform surgery to remove the badly inflammed waste recepticle, the autoimmune defense kicks in – I’m assaulted by stringy hair, puffs of dust in the eye, and broken belts.
I’m always afraid to empty my vacuum. I use the hose to suck up stinkbugs/wasps, and I have the irrational fear that once I open the bag a swarm of flying insects will exact their vengeance upon me.
I haven’t even OWNED a vacuum for seven years. Bug’s got me beat.
I have two. When one is full I use the other to vacuum it.
Oooh, i’m being mentioned in the last panel. Thank you so much bug!
high five for us germans and our not-caring about appliances!
Im sure all Americans are proud to have Bug represent us in the Appliance neglect olympics!
I’ve vacuumed a magnetic ball, most annoying repair ever.
Man, either you dont vaccuum very often, or that thing must be stuffed to the point of bursting.
I’ve owned this thing long enough that it’s actually both.
“Vacuum” comics all suck.
Get it? Huh? Huh?
Awesome as always, Adam!
Ohhhh, so *that’s* the medal bug is rockin’ in the 2nd panel of: bugcomic.com/comics/mating-calls
I don’t know, man — Bug looks a little tweaked in the last panel.
Are you sure he isn’t using any performance-enhancing drugs?
I think the guy who never flushes his toilet would win that event hands down.
He would also save money on water bill costs!
Hilarious! What’s a vacuum?
A space thats empty of all matter. I never understood why you’d need to clean that.
I have never met a vacuum cleaner that would still work with the bag/canister full.
im still thinking how the heck he sucked up the instruction manual first o.O was he testing it on that or what….
I have hardwood floors. What’s a vacuum?
how the hell does it work after that long of not taking care of it? o,O
I have been using my mother’s vacuum, and neither me nor my stepfather know how to open the danged thing. It usually winds up looking like hand to hand combat and I wind up throwing our hands in the air and saying, “I guess it’s staying there forever!” Mom will turn around and do two clicks on the same buttons I had been pressing, and the compartment pops right off. When she goes to dump it, the thing is just compacted with dirt, hair, questionable bits, gravel, and things we never realized the thing could suck in. I once pulled out a whole sock.