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What’s Up, Doc?

What’s Up, Doc?

by Adam on May 1, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. SlinkytheDrunk
    SlinkytheDrunk
    May 1, 2014, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    holy hell, your title for this one made me fall over laughing! great job there Mr. H!

  2. Rhea
    Rhea
    May 1, 2014, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Having one doctor get it all seems unfair on those who don’t share his kink. And you might want the Jon Hamm — gay guys can be donors too.

  3. Rena
    Rena
    May 1, 2014, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    “Hello, Playboy? Yes I’d like to order 100 dirty magazines…”

  4. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    May 1, 2014, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Panel 3…dude. The “gimp mask”…too much! And panel 4…naw, the girls shouldn’t have to bring any in.

  5. Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    May 1, 2014, 1:01 am | # | Reply

    Just call 1-800-BOOBIES. Put the bill on the insurance.

  6. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    May 1, 2014, 4:28 am | # | Reply

    Or give them access to the internet.

    Just make sure whatever machine they use is voice controlled or controlled by gestures to avoid donors having to share i.e. a mouse.

    No, scratch that – browser control through gestures will probably not work well with what the donors are also doing in the booth…

  7. JaylanPHNX
    JaylanPHNX
    May 1, 2014, 4:35 am | # | Reply

    OMG, bug gimp! Priceless!

    • VaguelyCreepy
      VaguelyCreepy
      May 4, 2014, 4:19 am | # | Reply

      Hey now, that’s “*Doctor* Bug Gimp,” if you don’t mind. See the lab coat? He studied long and hard (*snicker*) for that Doctorate in Sexual Deviancy.

  8. Jesse
    Jesse
    May 1, 2014, 7:52 am | # | Reply

    The gimp looks like he has bunny ears!

  9. Leslee Ann Beldotti
    Leslee Ann Beldotti
    May 1, 2014, 7:56 am | # | Reply

    Am I the only one who’s a bit curious about “Big Norwegian Booty”?

    I would think that a (good) fertility clinic would have to have a wide range of porn, since gay and bisexual men are also donors.

  10. Deen
    Deen
    May 1, 2014, 8:51 am | # | Reply

    Gimp bug. With a lab coat. I’m dying of laughter right now!

  11. wingspin
    wingspin
    May 1, 2014, 9:50 am | # | Reply

    …and I thought MCP was a Microsoft certification! Bug Martini readers sure know a lot about kinky sex… I had to google “gimp” myself. :p

    • Douglas
      Douglas
      May 2, 2014, 5:04 am | # | Reply

      It’s from a very popular movie called pulp fiction

  12. Grady Richardson
    Grady Richardson
    May 1, 2014, 10:22 am | # | Reply

    “Medically Certified Pervert” – oh yeah, that’s going in my resume!

    • Korbl
      Korbl
      May 2, 2014, 12:14 am | # | Reply

      I’m more wondering how one goes about getting that certification…

  13. Westingtown
    Westingtown
    May 1, 2014, 12:36 pm | # | Reply

    Lol. It’s the New Era. Now they just hand out an iPad and let people Tumblr away.

  14. Shannon Love
    Shannon Love
    May 1, 2014, 12:37 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve read that back in the late-40’s and early 50s when they started fertility research, they hit up the the local police vice squad for confiscated items.

    They were treated like military classified documents. For magazines, they glued manilla envelopes over the covers, then wrote serial numbers on the cover and every page. All the materials where kept in a safe and checked in and out. When they where no longer of use, every page had to be returned to police for desturction.

    They pretty much had to do that because the material was illegal for anyone to possess.

    It was either that or find volunteers for the ol’e electrode to the prostrate like they do with bulls.

    • Korbl
      Korbl
      May 2, 2014, 12:15 am | # | Reply

      Finding volunteers for prostate electrostim would not be that hard…

    • Thorbjørn
      Thorbjørn
      May 2, 2014, 2:42 am | # | Reply

      Erhm…I have had a rural upbringing, and the bulls actually have at it with a sort of luke warm fleshlight mounted on a spacious steel frame.

      Just, FYI.

  15. Frances
    Frances
    May 1, 2014, 3:03 pm | # | Reply

    Wouldn’t surprise me if they ask the first 20 or so ‘customers’ to bring in their own material and then donate it to the clinic 🙂

  16. Dr_D
    Dr_D
    May 1, 2014, 4:27 pm | # | Reply

    Make one about interventions

    • Dave Dell
      Dave Dell
      May 2, 2014, 7:38 am | # | Reply

      Porn interventions? “We’ve gotten together and ambushed you today because porn is making you a danger to yourself and others…”

  17. Thornbrier
    Thornbrier
    May 2, 2014, 8:43 am | # | Reply

    The ‘lady bug’ looks like a wonderful caricature of Dr Michio Kaku.

  18. B*ggled
    B*ggled
    May 2, 2014, 5:07 pm | # | Reply

    Hmm… I know people have been saying ‘gimp bug’ but I think Fetish Bug sounds better, and more frightening.

  19. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    May 4, 2014, 4:29 am | # | Reply

    …and then there’s the risk of any one staff member’s personal contribution to the collection driving away more donors than it attracts…

    When a sex shop has the weird stuff, people go out of curiosity. When a fertility clinic has it, people wonder if they’re really the kind of doctors they want handling anyone’s…

    …is “baby gravy” non-offensive enough for this site?

  20. TB Tabby
    TB Tabby
    June 15, 2023, 11:37 pm | # | Reply

    These days they probably just let you look up whatever you like on the internet.

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