Be Mein Valentine by Adam | Feb 14, 2013 | 36 comments Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) 36 Comments Xenatan Blade on February 14, 2013 at 12:01 am I think this is the strangest comic I’ve ever read. Reply Love The Bad Guy on February 14, 2013 at 12:04 am YES. Just so much yes. Reply MaxOfFewTrades on February 14, 2013 at 1:02 am Could not have said it better. Reply Thorbjørn on February 14, 2013 at 1:26 am Wir brauchen herzen raum! Reply verTigO on February 14, 2013 at 1:46 am I’m German and I have no idea what you’re trying to say. Reply BugFanNo1Million on February 14, 2013 at 1:54 am I believe he’s making a play on “Lebensraum”. A Norwegian expression for love is “heart room.” Judging by his name, Thorbjørn is Norwegian. Reply Mahnarch on February 15, 2013 at 10:43 pm I’m German and I have no idea what [i]YOUR[/i] saying!! Tee hee,,,, realizing that I responded to what I, supposedly, didn’t understand… 😀 Reply Wylf on February 18, 2013 at 11:55 am Actually, ‘you’re’ is completely valid in that situation, since it’s just the short form of “you are”. Reply RAAAH on February 14, 2013 at 2:31 am Valantines day would be way more awesome if it had tanks in it….just saying. Reply SoWhy on February 14, 2013 at 2:53 am What wouldn’t? 😉 Reply KJ on February 14, 2013 at 2:41 am “You swept me off my jews faster than a blitzkrieg You sure got me head over heils Do you nazi how macht I luftwaffe you? So aryan gonna be mein valentine? Or will you just break mein hearth into two?” Reply Joreal on February 14, 2013 at 4:39 am “Swept me off my jews”? Reply KJ on February 14, 2013 at 5:16 am Jews was supposed to be “shoes”, somewhat a replacement for “feet”. Eh I guess it didn’t fit that much. Reply Anononom on February 15, 2013 at 7:47 am I thought “swept me off my Jews” was inspired. Or maybe it’s just the fact that the word “Jew” makes everything funny. Reply Cybertramon 001 on February 14, 2013 at 4:35 am I just loved it it when Bug noticed he lost track of his metaphor. Reply Jimmy on February 14, 2013 at 5:25 am Now that’s a comparison I never thought I’d see. You never cease to amaze me Adam! Reply Gadzinisko on February 14, 2013 at 5:35 am Army of Hiter-heart’s tanks is planning to invade my country? We better set up defences. Something heartbreaking… Reply Adam on February 14, 2013 at 12:41 pm I guess you could play Edward Scissorhands on a bunch of big outdoor screens. Reply Anon A. Mus on February 14, 2013 at 7:17 am Did you break the metaphor? I know a few women who love to have their Poland invaded. Of course, not by Hitler. They prefer someone … Pole-ish. Reply majdan on February 14, 2013 at 8:37 am Ay, Caramba! Reply ADHadh on February 14, 2013 at 7:41 am I’m from Poland and I feel I need to inform you that Valentinewaffe has already invaded. Reply Codric on February 14, 2013 at 9:30 am Ja, wollt ihr die totale Liebe? Hach, solche Comics sorgen immer für einen Gefühlsparteitag. Nur weiter so: Liebe macht frei! Reply Adam on February 14, 2013 at 12:23 pm Danke! Reply verTigO on February 15, 2013 at 1:19 am Stellt sich mir nun die Frage: Kannst du tatsächlich deutsch oder hast du “Danke” nur gegoogelt? 😀 Reply Adam on February 15, 2013 at 7:42 am Ha-ha! Ich täusche es mit google translate. Reply verTigO on February 15, 2013 at 12:09 pm Pretty fly. Jeff Clough on February 14, 2013 at 9:31 am A heart with a Hitler mustache is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Dude…only YOU could make Hitlerizing a beloved (by some, anyway) holiday funny! I’m gonna buy you a beer if we ever meet* * No, I’m not stalking you, I have no idea where you live and we’ll probably never meet. But, if you ever run into a fat guy named Jeff…just ask for a beer. Reply LanceThruster on February 14, 2013 at 11:05 am Your metaphor is intact. You cannot have a proper VD snuggle unless the poles land. Reply Ol' Gui on February 14, 2013 at 11:24 am Stuff like a broken metaphor usually happen when you let it go off track. Reply Music-chan on February 14, 2013 at 1:36 pm ha! My husband is from Poland. I asked them if they celebrated Valentine’s and he said “not really.” Maybe it’s true though! MAYBE VALENTINE’S IS GOING TO INVADE POLAND! Reply GeekGirl on February 14, 2013 at 8:55 pm 3rd panel got me. Laughing uproariously. People are staring. I will probably continue to burst into laughter at random moments for the next several days every time I think of this, and attempt to use “Done broke my metaphor” as often as possible in ordinary conversation. Thanks Adam! Reply Den on February 15, 2013 at 11:10 am good one. BTW, am I missing it or do you not have a Bug facebook page? Reply VaguelyCreepy on June 7, 2013 at 7:25 am Broken metaphors are the best kind! Please, make some sort of merchant out of the last panel – I BEG you! Reply That Sick Bastard Around The Corner Store on September 8, 2013 at 7:59 pm Did you know valentines day is also national condom day? Maybe The Hitler heart is having plans of invading and destroying all contraceptive companies. Reply Jesse on September 17, 2013 at 11:15 pm But they do often want to go to France… Reply Diller on November 7, 2013 at 7:58 am Am I the only one that is worried about the “master rece” in panel 3? If so, I’m probably not getting the joke. Reply Trackbacks/Pingbacks Comic for the day… | House of the Dread - [...] Happy Valentine’s Day [...] Submit a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.