HELL YEAH, "Surf's up, pal!" indeed!!!
Loved the 3rd panel.
Visited France… Now I just need to attack it.
My goals in life: tip over a smart car, kick a midget down a flight of stairs, and of course riding a refrigerator down a hill, off a ramp, and into a lake. IT WILL HAPPEN!!!
I wanna go sliding down a hill on a mattress…dont worry youre not alone
I just wanna get laid outdoors in a raging thunderstorm.
attack isn't even needed. show up with 20 tanks and the whole dang country surrenders, then attempts to use an underground resistance.
I'm gonna punch a shark out one of these days
That does it! What did the poor french ever do to you??
Went down to Germany in 8 days, didn’t thank the US for saving their @$$es in not one, but /two/ world wars, and still think America owes them for helping us out 236 years ago (American Revolution, 1776, for those of you who are arithmetically challenged or not Americans).
Before I die I want to learn Latin, get knighted, go down niagara falls in a barrel, sneak into the royal house and place a garden gnome in each of the rooms. Put a Woopie cushion on the presidents chair (even though I’m Canadian) eat a 14 patty big Mac without taking it apart, and most importantly if I get rich enough to do this I want to build a temple in the middle of the sahara dessert underground. Have body’s donated to the cause have them put in worship poses around the air tight coffin of another body that has gone cosmetic surgery and had bones and body parts added to it to make it look like a monster. For one reason… To screw the he’ll out of future archeologists. Here is my list of pointless goals. 😀
Last Boy Scout refrence. Awesome
why would you like to attack france?
Hm… Let’s see…
Panel #2: Well, I kind of did that in primary school. Check!
Panel #3: Same here – not in an actual quiz show, but several time in class and stuff. So I guess that counts. Check!
Panel #4: I’m from Germany. Check!
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