That's IT! We'll send la-z-boys to all the evil types in the world. They'll be so comfy they'll never bother us again!
No, we won't. Still would have to say thanks for the comfy chair, though.
Noo! not Canada! we are so friendly!
and what about all the maple syrup? we'd only have Vermont and Maine left for maple syrup, if those were destroyed too I might die. (I can't stand the fake stuff)
"Sir, a massive army is coming to destroy your castle!"
"Oh. I hope they don't take my La-Z-Boy."
Maybe something like this?
A new fan of yours, btw. Found your site through Stumble and have been reading through your archives ever since! I'm STILL not done!
Yay I also found thru stumble and can't stop reading!!
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same! im addicted
You need one of those uncomfortable chrome futuristic chairs.
Wait…what have I DONE?!
Make it a portable chair, with projectile weapons to keep all those pesky assassins away from you
Hahaha I would like to see you try to destroy us >:D test have been done by other countries that Canadian soliders are the stongest. Germany’s study showed that one Canadian was 10 times tougher then a German soldier and a German soldier is 10 times tougher then an american solider. We may not have many weapons I’ll admit to that but our soldiers are kick ass. You may have 5000 apache helicopters and we only have a tugboat with a shotgun lol but our soliders are respected and feared by every one else in the world but america won’t admit it. And as for the chair problem I say good old fashioned evil throne with lava running down the
Sides with fire mixed with copper powder to make it blue and green spewing from the eyes of your fallen victumes skulls adorned apon you throne. (but not Canadian victims) o and can me and my buddy are evil geniuses. He has invented a bullet that can destroy a tank in a single shot and I jave schematicts for a working Plasma gun and many more. I’m not kidding we really do have these weapon ideas. Fear Canada lol
God I’m such a since nerd
Science…but apparently not the science of spelling…
Make a chair out of pieces of you’re victims’ corpses. Your opponents will rank you by how big your chair is.
Or maybe just get a big, black, leather chair.
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