Tragic yet effective. Nice.
more like comarexia!
Now why didn’t I think of that?
Bug thinking “Score” while in a coma is hilarious! So is “Derp-a-doo”, and the inevitability of getting hit by a car if you’re on a bike.
The first two panels literally made me lol.
Tragically, coma patients tend to *gain* weight (at least at first) due to the body retaining fluids.
Do Bugs retain fluid?
I used to be a fat guy, then I got a job as a “Package Handler.” I’m being paid to work off my excess flab AND give myself spinal injuries! Kaching!
Huh… If I were to tell my wife to handle my package as a way to lose weight, I don’t think it would go over as well.
Must try this method. I have a bike, is there anyone willing to have a new dent in the car?
I love that the comatosed bug asscually have brain activity.. very funny
With a little stubble, we could have a House bug in panel 4…
Depression induced anorexia works best for me…just get dumped and the pounds just fall off and you don’t have the uncertainty that you might not wake from the coma!
The other technique is diarrhea, less painful and coma-ish.
Only problem was that you put back weight faster.
Send me the words to “derp-a-doo”, it will help get me through my daily ten mile bike ride.
I started playing Mass Effect this week. Put in two full days of that game over the weekend. Forgot to get up and eat more than one meal a day. Lost three pounds.
Happy…but I’m not playing for a couple days. I think I better let my body have some food sometimes.
dont worry wen u get to #3 u wont be putting in many days
There’s a whole category of Bug comics that are clearly PSA’s for our benefit and well being. Thank you sir, may I please have another?
i am incorporating derp-a-doo into my every day vocabulary
When you start putting the weight back on, you repeat, right?
it would be better just to be fat than go through a pain in the ass plan like that
no offense though adam and of course its hilarious
….stop stealing my plans
As a cyclist, I’m all about defending the cyclist’s right to the road, but the illustration clearly shows that bug hit the car, and not the other way around. (I had the same kind of run-in with a deer once.)
I almost hit a deer with my moped once. I got surprised while driving just about a hundred metres from my house, even if we live out in the country the deers usually stay away from houses.
And we do actually live in a little town, up on a small hill surrounded by houses. The deer came from a backyard and ran into another one. True story.
Lol, completely psycho. 😀
Bug has never looked so svelte.
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