The eyes, man. The eyes killed me.
I will never understand anyone’s fascination with their poop. Once it’s outta me…I couldn’t give a crap less (pun intended)!
And yes, this includes whether or not corn was involved. Eeewwww!
And also yes…the eyes were killer in the last panel!
Pooping on the altar…rookie mistake.
Then you have kids, and the focus changes to discussing infant poop.
“When did she last poop? Should we be worried?” followed by “Look at the colour of it this time! What do you think we fed her to make it fluoresce like that?”
It all comes out alright in the end.
I think a guy should be bragging about butt cargo by saying, “Needed a big dump truck to haul that butt cargo.”
I want to thank my mom for that potty training thing. She has no idea how many times it’s come in handy.
And this strip is another prime example of why BUG will never appear in a daily newspaper. Thank you for that.
Haha! I am totally using that “Butt Cargo” line next time I have to..umm…ship out some sh*t!
I had a GF who would inform me she had to make “tummy bread” or “drop some kids off at the pool.”
Tummy Bread? O mah LORD!
Sounds adorable and annoying at the same time!
My ex-wife was too adorable to be cute. It was like dating an 8 year old…
..oh. That’s not why we’re divorced.
She’s in prison for stabbing a guy… out of the blue.
Oh! I hate it when women do that! Total turn off.
I was wondering when ponytail bug would make another appearance.
Judging by this interaction she’s having, it may be a long while until the next one.
“That one will be a danger to shipping!” is my personal fave.
Oh, so it’s a natural part of the relationship evolution! Why’s she stomping off? The TMI is a good sign.
Honestly, women are always after us to share, share, share but when we do…
Now do that do-do that you do so well!
This comic doesn’t apply to me. My wife is the one that reports how big her turds are.
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