Hey, I've nearly suffered death by ice cream sandwich. No, not "suffered." I meant "enjoyed."
Death by vogon poetry always works.
Nice. Always love a Hitchhikers reference.
Vogon poetry is the third worst poetry known to lifekind….. Luckily, the worst poetry was destroyed with the earth….
If I had any money I would donate it all to you.
I almost slipped into lethal coma on the last one…
Fortunately my cat jumped on my face, claws extended, saving my life.
Cake or death?
Uh, cake please
And I always love an Eddie Izzard reference.
I've lived that last method more then once, it's even worst when you have to sit through that ordeal because you paid for that privilege…
I'd love to be sentenced to death by gold fish. Thats the cutest manner of execution ever.
Actually, that last one was fairly sucessful – how else do you explain 11th grade English Lit?
THANK YOU. So true.
Death by 'I scream sandwich' could be quite a succesfull method…
That's what people used to get after the Spanish Inquisition's soft cushions and comfy chairs.
I love a Monty Python reference 😀
I died through all three of these!
Strip title made me think “death by runtime error”
the last one works! also, those goldfish can be freakin’ vicious. plus, my friend ben is so afrais/hating of ice cream he claims he once killed an ice cream man.
“Discontinued?” I feel that Voldemort disagrees with the last panel. 😛
Panel 2 is soooooo funny. >w<
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