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I’m All Out of Love

I’m All Out of Love

by Adam on October 3, 2013 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (33) ¬

    • I’m All Out of Love | Bydio
      December 25, 2014, 3:49 am | #
  1. Thomas
    Thomas
    October 3, 2013, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    The horrible things I do is the stuff I really like about myself.

    • Satherian
      Satherian
      October 3, 2013, 1:12 am | # | Reply

      And we would like to ask that you not do that..incident…in public.

      • SRSteue
        SRSteue
        October 3, 2013, 1:43 am | # | Reply

        Those poor, poor sheep…

        • Pinkie D. Pyrite
          Pinkie D. Pyrite
          October 3, 2013, 9:47 am | # | Reply

          We’re still cleaning up the glue.

          • Majdan
            Majdan
            October 3, 2013, 9:53 am | #

            And the glitter… my god… SO much glitter…

          • Chug
            Chug
            October 3, 2013, 8:32 pm | #

            We haven’t found the last three piano keys yet

          • Izzie
            Izzie
            March 6, 2014, 9:28 pm | #

            Neither have we found all those youtubers. Where did they go…?

  2. SRSteue
    SRSteue
    October 3, 2013, 1:46 am | # | Reply

    I think for myself I’ve come to terms with my depravity, and in a twisted way enjoy it. My wife on the other hand doesn’t seem to think it’s as funny as I do when I fart upon the cat’s head…

    • Azh
      Azh
      October 3, 2013, 6:41 am | # | Reply

      But what does the cat think?

      • Ian Osmond
        Ian Osmond
        October 4, 2013, 7:42 am | # | Reply

        I don’t know about SRSteue, but as far as I’m concerned, my cat lost the right to complain about me farting on her head when she farted on mine.

  3. Saeed
    Saeed
    October 3, 2013, 2:40 am | # | Reply

    It’s like you’re inside my head with this one!

  4. Robin
    Robin
    October 3, 2013, 3:17 am | # | Reply

    But I’m the complete opposite. I’m too much in love with myself to really love someone!

  5. Bob in Nashville
    Bob in Nashville
    October 3, 2013, 6:50 am | # | Reply

    I can’t be too late to say that I was so wrong.

    • Ben in Columbus
      Ben in Columbus
      October 3, 2013, 7:02 am | # | Reply

      So, Bob…. Where are ya from?

      • Bob in Nashville
        Bob in Nashville
        October 3, 2013, 4:48 pm | # | Reply

        There’s the rub. I’m half from Oklahoma and half from Texas. Sometimes I just can’t get along with myself.

  6. pancake disco
    pancake disco
    October 3, 2013, 7:44 am | # | Reply

    That about sums up my stance on myself. I’m almost afraid to tell me any secrets for fear that I’ll narc on myself.

  7. Leslee Ann Beldotti
    Leslee Ann Beldotti
    October 3, 2013, 10:04 am | # | Reply

    ARGH! Thanks, Bug! Now I’ve got Air Supply stuck in my head.

    There should be a law against that.

  8. J-L
    J-L
    October 3, 2013, 10:19 am | # | Reply

    This is yet another example of Adam excelling at putting difficult-to-put-in-words thoughts to pape… I mean, pixels.

    • Kriszick
      Kriszick
      October 3, 2013, 6:35 pm | # | Reply

      Since I own a couple originals, I can safely say that “paper” was correct. 🙂

  9. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    October 3, 2013, 11:25 am | # | Reply

    I hope to find love by following the maxim, “Never marry anyone crazier than yourself.”

    That leaves the field wide open!

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      October 3, 2013, 11:29 am | # | Reply

      Well, I blew that one.

    • Dave Dell
      Dave Dell
      October 3, 2013, 12:18 pm | # | Reply

      I always advise women not to marry (or even date) a man who spends more time on his hair than they do. I always advise men to avoid women that spend more money on their nails than they do on car maintenence.

      • Deen
        Deen
        October 3, 2013, 1:14 pm | # | Reply

        Sound advice!

    • JXJ
      JXJ
      October 3, 2013, 1:45 pm | # | Reply

      50% of the population is doing it wrong

      • Random
        Random
        October 3, 2013, 3:18 pm | # | Reply

        Except those with equal level of craziness!

        • LanceThruster
          LanceThruster
          October 3, 2013, 6:04 pm | # | Reply

          Touché

    • Ian Osmond
      Ian Osmond
      October 4, 2013, 7:46 am | # | Reply

      I think the real trick is to go through the DSM-IV with your partner and make sure that you have COMPLIMENTARY mental illnesses. (Note: I’m writing this comment while taking a break from writing a speech about love to deliver at my cousin’s wedding this Saturday.)

    • Bob in Nashville
      Bob in Nashville
      October 4, 2013, 6:17 pm | # | Reply

      If she wasn’t even crazier than I am, what would she be doing with me?

  10. J-L
    J-L
    October 3, 2013, 3:18 pm | # | Reply

    This cartoon reminds me of something I read on failbook.com once:

    “Many of my friends have had success with dating websites, but I’m still skeptical. My main complaint is that they match people based on shared hobbies and interests. I don’t want to date a weirdo.”

    • renlefae
      renlefae
      October 3, 2013, 8:31 pm | # | Reply

      That is brilliant XD. I married someone who is the same level of crazy as me and just some of my interests. We take turns on which interest is the weirder one.

  11. Blubber
    Blubber
    October 6, 2013, 5:46 am | # | Reply

    The problem is with weirdness, because its hard to tell who is weirder too
    many forms and individualities.
    Crazy is easy you can tell by the piles of corpses (some metaphorical some not so much…)

  12. Izzie
    Izzie
    February 22, 2014, 8:39 pm | # | Reply

    OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!!

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