Below “Clean the Attic?” Forget the flask, that assassin’s never going to get around to it.
I would love to die smelling like Capri Sun.
That’d be one nice smelling funeral as well I’m sure!
Last panel made me LoL.
Great as always
Curse my brain! In the first panel it made me read ‘ye flask’ instead of ‘a flask!’
You can’t get ye flask!
When I go, I’m gonna be rubbed down with suntan lotion, so everyone gets all nostalgic for happy Saturday afternoons at the beach when they swing by for one last peek at my rotting corpse!
Jeff, that was actually funnier than the cartoon, which is hard to do. Thank you.
I got in trouble at work for laughing at your comic. It was worth it.
Ha-ha! Sweet! I always love hearing stories like that!
You need the bullet-proof snus can. I should have purchased one when I had the chance.
The Mythbusters never tested the bullet-stopping power of a flask.
Not to be prudish but a capri sun is really just 1/3 of an actual drink. It’s barely even a shot of liquid. That being said, I now have to run to the store.
This is the perfect comic to post just before my birthday (Sunday). Thanks so much for your nearly unmatchable humor!
That’s one assassin who didn’t respect the pouch.
From now on, when my wife asks why I need something (another tool or a new phone) I’ll simply say, “I need it to foil assassins.”
you should have shown the assassin exploded as well, for disrespecting the pouch
Bug comics is the greatest comic ever in existence. I laugh so much, you are genius
Add Brazzers logo to the last panel and it takes on a whole new image… Sorry, couldn’t help myself.
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