At best, either get one of those double-sleeping bags or buy two of the same type and zip them together.
This is exactly what I was going to say. Two sleeping bags zipped together is way more fun than just one.
A few years ago, I went to a sporting goods store with my father to buy a sleeping bag for my mother. I must have been eight or nine at the time. He specifically asked for one that would zip up with his. It was only a couple years ago that I recalled the incident and realized the implications…
I cannot stand the sound the nylon makes. It drives me mad. My husband and I both run extremely hot too and don’t even share blankies. We just cannot sleep if we do!
What, no Alpacalypse jokes?
I realized two things reading this.
1: Our beloved Adam wont ride the Apocalypse bandwagon
2: What seems to be a typo from your part makes for an EPIC version of Apocalypse… FOR ALPACAS!
Now someone’s GOTTA make some sort of art decipting Alpacalypse!
T’was not a typo. sir. The Alpacalypse is real. It’s like the Velocirapture. BELIEVE.
My god. I had no idea. There are even photographs of it.
I went camping with a buddy and it was pouring rain. My bag got ruined. I tried to sleep in cold wet clothes. I contemplated letting myself die of hypothermia. I finally broke down and had to jump in the same sleeping bag as my buddy. We farted together and Captain Planet cried
If you ever compile Bug into a book, “Two Bananas in the Same Damn Peel” would be a great title.
You’re right. I’ve always liked the idea of using dialogue for the titles.
This sounds like it’s coming from personal experience.
I like that you used the woman bug as the one that passed gas. Because as much as you want to deny it girls-we pass gas too! Except ours is made up of rainbows and unicorns.
They may be rainbows and unicorns but they’re damn smelly rainbows and unicorns.
You know why she’s the one with gas? Because she’s on the left.
??? I don’t get that, Adam. ‘Splain please. No, ‘splain take too long…sum up!
The text goes from left to right. So the bug on the left got stuck with the ‘gassy’ lines and the bug on the right got the reply. Adam could have changed the entire comic to give the guy the gas, but it is funnier this way.
Oh. Duh. I shoulda figured that out. Thanks, Moe.
Yep. I was curious to see if someone would understand what I meant by that.
Heh! My grandmother always used to say “snug as 2 bugs in a rug” so I am totally cracking up here!
Let’s not ignore the adhesive properties of sticky contentment.
World’s Grossest Burrito would make an awesome Band Name.
So would S’more Fart, but you didn’t exactly say that…you inferred it, I implied it. Or is that the other way around? I always get that mixed up.
Dear Jeffery, speaker implies and the hearer infers. Bonus: it’s exactly the same – not exact same. clothes are hung but people are hanged.
ha…more like “Sleeping Bug” amirite guys?
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