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The Sixty-Forum Thousand Dollar Question

The Sixty-Forum Thousand Dollar Question

by Adam on February 9, 2015 at 12:31 am
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    • A Bug That Bugs Many | This Is
      February 10, 2015, 1:16 am | #
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      March 7, 2015, 1:02 am | #
  1. John
    John
    February 9, 2015, 12:53 am | # | Reply

    First!

    …is also a not-very-helpful post

  2. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    February 9, 2015, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    I think it would be best if Bug went to see his physician, so he can get the proper treatment.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      February 9, 2015, 2:15 pm | # | Reply

      “Un-take one of these lodged food particles and call me in the morning – if you can…”

  3. Javi
    Javi
    February 9, 2015, 2:01 am | # | Reply

    “Why do you need to breathe at all in the first place? And by the way, this is not the right place for this, you should have choked in a hospital”

    • Adam
      Adam
      February 9, 2015, 7:39 am | # | Reply

      Ha-ha! Yes!

  4. Solace
    Solace
    February 9, 2015, 3:32 am | # | Reply

    To be honest though even if nerd bug was a fully trained paramedic he’d still probably let you croak.

  5. Bill Murphy
    Bill Murphy
    February 9, 2015, 5:01 am | # | Reply

    So who watched the Grammys last night?! 😛

    • Adam
      Adam
      February 9, 2015, 7:39 am | # | Reply

      I read this and thought “Ugh! Why is this guy talking about something completely unrelated to my—” and then I got the joke. Ha-ha! Well done!

    • Bookworm
      Bookworm
      February 9, 2015, 12:57 pm | # | Reply

      This is SO off-topic. Why don’t you go away. We don’t want you here. TROLL!

      • Bookworm
        Bookworm
        February 9, 2015, 1:27 pm | # | Reply

        I probably didn’t word this as well as some of you could have, but it wasn’t here yet, and it HAD to be included. This is the one that drives me away from a discussion, when more than 1 person goes on about how off-topic a post is. I want to post a complaint about them, but that would make me just like them.

        • YourWeirdUncle
          YourWeirdUncle
          February 9, 2015, 4:48 pm | # | Reply

          Like my page about something completely unrelated, like kitten fails or something!

          • Ian Osmond
            Ian Osmond
            February 10, 2015, 5:46 pm | #

            It’s AMAZING! I’ve made COOKIES! From home. I Couldn’t Believe it when I saw my first cookie check — you can make cookies in just THREE houRs A DAY.I made 38 Cookies In my FIRST day from home!!

            Using this 1 Weird Trick That Big Cookie Doesn’t Want You To Know!

    • Terence MacManus
      Terence MacManus
      February 10, 2015, 4:14 am | # | Reply

      THIS

  6. Rat
    Rat
    February 9, 2015, 5:56 am | # | Reply

    Normally, I really would like to help, but come on – he called this upon himself. His breathing technique is all wrong. Also, he needs to use these new and improved cough drops I’ve read about.

    • Cattus
      Cattus
      February 9, 2015, 10:00 am | # | Reply

      Don’t be silly. Those things are foisted on us by “big pharma”. What he needs is to chew on some willow bark. That will get him set right.

  7. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    February 9, 2015, 6:16 am | # | Reply

    I thought bugs didn’t breathe as we think of breathing. Shannon? Please explain.

    • AlixeTiir
      AlixeTiir
      February 9, 2015, 8:32 pm | # | Reply

      I don’t know who shannon is, but bugs don’t breathe through feeble mouths like we primates. Bugs have these like, sporacle thingies all over their bodies that kind of just absorb oxygen. I’m sure I’m oversimplifying to a horrific degree, because I only really know anything about this because I remember my brother making an offhand comment about it.

  8. p.j.
    p.j.
    February 9, 2015, 7:05 am | # | Reply

    YES! OMG, a thousand times, yes! You’re also forgetting the guy(s) who tell you, “I’m choking too, please help,” and the others who say, “why in the hell would you want to choke?”

    • Adam
      Adam
      February 9, 2015, 7:41 am | # | Reply

      Yeah. There’s always the other person who has the same problem with the “me too,” post.

      • Rena
        Rena
        February 9, 2015, 7:55 am | # | Reply

        Nevermind, fixed it. Not gonna bother explaining how.

        • Majdan
          Majdan
          February 9, 2015, 8:52 am | # | Reply

          Oh yes… THIS! I so loathe the forum visitors who do this. Nicely done! 🙂

  9. Pink Floyd
    Pink Floyd
    February 9, 2015, 8:00 am | # | Reply

    I read that the Steinbeck maneuver only works on mice and men anyways, so…there’s that. Does that help?

    • Deen
      Deen
      February 9, 2015, 9:17 am | # | Reply

      Nice!

    • Aine
      Aine
      February 13, 2022, 5:15 pm | # | Reply

      Really? I think it also works on red ponies.

  10. Majdan
    Majdan
    February 9, 2015, 8:56 am | # | Reply

    Adam, nice work on the title too!

  11. Cattus
    Cattus
    February 9, 2015, 9:58 am | # | Reply

    ‘You know you shouldn’t be breathing all that polluted air anyway. I’m going to stop doing that pretty soon and you’re already way ahead of the curve.’

  12. Paul
    Paul
    February 9, 2015, 12:13 pm | # | Reply

    You know who else choked? Hitler.

    • Adam
      Adam
      February 9, 2015, 12:23 pm | # | Reply

      Nicely done.

  13. Hawkon
    Hawkon
    February 9, 2015, 12:46 pm | # | Reply

    Ha! I remember you talked about this in the podcast

    • Nick
      Nick
      February 11, 2015, 2:53 pm | # | Reply

      Yup! the WiiU spaz 🙂

  14. WingSpin
    WingSpin
    February 9, 2015, 1:51 pm | # | Reply

    People… quit posting about an issue that’s 12 hours old… the guy has either choked by now or found another solution. The moderator needs to archive this issue.
    🙂

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      February 9, 2015, 2:19 pm | # | Reply

      *Thread Closed*

  15. Felix
    Felix
    February 9, 2015, 2:55 pm | # | Reply

    “See, that’s why you don’t use lungs. I always tell people they have to many problems. You should switch to gills, they are much better!”

  16. Rat
    Rat
    February 9, 2015, 6:00 pm | # | Reply

    Almost forgot: IBTL!

  17. AlixeTiir
    AlixeTiir
    February 9, 2015, 8:34 pm | # | Reply

    This, plus the comments is basically what happens every time I ask a question on an mmorpg.

    I stopped playing mmorpgs.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      February 10, 2015, 1:52 pm | # | Reply

      “Get out, n00b! I’ve been playing this game that came out last week for 10 years!!”

      😀

  18. EarthStone
    EarthStone
    February 10, 2015, 2:37 pm | # | Reply

    If you can’t bother to _cite_, don’t bother posting.

    I don’t have time to go into everything that’s wrong with this thread…

    Bugs breathing explained: http://insects.about.com/od/morphology/f/breathing.htm

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