What about Jamie Hyneman?
Probably the second kind.
Bug is clearly more nerdy than I. He’s played pokemon more recently. His last time was Thursday; but for me, it was Tuesday.
I’ll be the guy: OF COURSE!
HA! Tuned to the key of fern.
*cough* Non-artistic, non-military, eccentric as heck everyday beret-wearer here
Teehee I haven’t played pokemon or broke necks lately!
Well then you are hardly living life, sir.
A beret is the only hat a woman can wear to increase her sex appeal. All other hats are, at best, neutral in that regard. See Rule 34.
I’m sorry to be the one to say it, but you’re provably – mathematically, even – wrong. Hats of ALL sorts + women = win.
I don’t think that counts as being mathematically proven wrong. xP
He’s probably had mathematical ‘assistance’ like the bug in the previous strip.
What about fedoras?
Still can hang no beer on Fedoras.
Just for that, I WILL be wearing a beret during the Super Bowl this Sunday! Okay, maybe not a beret, but one of those English Flat-Cap type hats. that’s about the same thing, right? Okay, maybe not one of them, either. I’ll be wearing a baseball cap. But I’ll turn it around sideways so I’ll LOOK like I’m wearing a beret.
Okay, I’ll be wearing my usual baseball cap, and I’ll be wearing it backwards…but I’ll be THINKING about this comic. I promise.
We’ll all be thinking about Bug and wishing there were one on Sundays. And Saturdays.
You forgot french person. French people are allowed to wear berets.
Nah, the French just fit into category 1.
He’s type 2.
Clearly bug doesn’t pay attention to the marching band. Tubaists ALWAYS wear their berets whilst watching fb games.
was’nt baret wearers a subject of one of your first strips
As a musician, I must say- I’m not sure what tuning would be appropriate for a song about ferns. EADF♯BE is often used for Renaissance music, so…
I always wondered what Brit back in WWII, said, “We’re trying theses guys to drop into Nazi Occupied Europe but nothing but a knife an can of spam and take out Tiger Tanks! We need a moral building uniform hat that says tough! I got it! That pansy little french hat!”
Must have been some meeting.
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