Up Spit Creek Without a Paddle
on January 31, 2018
at 2:12 am
Can’t take credit for “Great Expectorations.” That came from Brad Guigar (creator of the webcomic Evil Inc) on a podcast called Webcomics Weekly.
Bug Martini
Random nonsense three days a week
Dribblerz.
“Dribblerz Drool Extra Wet”,
“Dribblerz Drool Premium”,
“Dribblerz & Droolerz”?
“Hork & Slobby”
When they least expect it, expectorate.
I think you’ll have to find uses for it… like FBD axle grease or FBD all natural eye drops… or maybe just go at it from the flavor angle… FBD Teething Cookie Drool, FBD Pumpkin Spice, or FBD – Snot fortified! 😉
You can’t sell it because you haven’t added the magic words “gluten free” to your marketing.
Although, to truly score in that market, it would have to come from a free-range baby.
So does that mean you can use gates on the stairs but no playpen?
Put it next to the “raw water”. People will comment on how “fresh” and “natural” it tastes, and won’t be getting dysentery!
Well, it did serve as the title of a comic already (https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/great-expectorations/), so that Dickensian chewing tobacco company either doesn’t know your webcomic or doesn’t care ;).
“The Slippery Slope”
(Think about it, it gets creepier)
Is your daughter especially good at expectorating?
From the intro to a Bobby McFerrin & YoYo Ma song: “A hush falls over the expectorant audience.”
“Great Expectorations” is one of those jokes that will get reinvented time and time again. Dr. Rob Buckman came up with it some time during the 1980s, IIRC, in a joke using tuberculosis as the launch-point.