Witness Relocation Program by Adam | Sep 3, 2010 | 26 comments Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) 26 Comments A on September 2, 2010 at 7:53 pm eeeeeeeek I love 40's gangster bug!! Reply Raquel on September 2, 2010 at 8:15 pm omg that's hillarious! I love the new Ganster Bug, rofl and you even gave him a tommygun! Kudos! Reply Irma on September 2, 2010 at 7:58 pm Cowboy hat and a martini – YES. I just figured out what I'm doing this weekend. Reply Drazen on September 2, 2010 at 9:11 pm Also, what you're NOT doing this weekend. Laying low and speaking in first person, that is. 😉 Reply Irma on September 2, 2010 at 9:27 pm Hey, you never know where a cowboy hat and martini will take you! Reply MufinMcFlufin on September 3, 2010 at 5:32 am I got a feeling that it'll take you to 40's Gangsta Bug, and then to the Witness Relocation Program! Reply blibbityblibbityboo on February 14, 2011 at 3:00 pm what are you crazy? obviously he's already been there if he's drinkin a martini and wearing a cowboy hat! Dreamweaver on September 2, 2010 at 8:18 pm Last panel FTW!! "Funky don't lay low." Quite possibly the best line in comics. ever. lol Reply Chrsnthmm on September 2, 2010 at 8:54 pm Does the Witness Relocation Program have a slogan? Something catchy and memorable… "Wanna get away?" (Already taken by Southwest Airlines, but I think the trademark battle and inevitable buy off might be worth it…) "Don't fear–we'll make you disappear." "Turning Chicks into Hicks since 1996!" "Snitches get stitches unless their life switches." And my personal favorite: "Alienation–no different than your current situation." A good catch phrase could really bump up business… Just sayin'. 😉 Reply blibbityblibbityboo on February 14, 2011 at 3:01 pm are you in the advertising business?? if not you should definitely look into it Reply Blindy on September 2, 2010 at 10:14 pm I don't know about that… you wouldn't be able to draw Bug anymore! Reply WAFFLES?!?!?!?! on September 3, 2010 at 12:37 am easily made my week. haha Reply Don on September 3, 2010 at 2:05 am Funky's betting on his catch phrase appearing in some sort of rap record before the end of the month… "Funky don't lay low – Funky loves his snow – Funky gettin' down – Funky all around" or something to that effect… Reply Raven on September 3, 2010 at 3:41 am I loved FBI bug. He's adorable. Or is he a Men in Black bug? They kind of look the same. Reply ThaAlphacroc on September 3, 2010 at 7:13 am no it has to be a fbi bug if it was mib bug then he would be holding one of those crazy looking guns Reply Kodiak on September 3, 2010 at 3:48 am I guess that's what they get for giving him the name Funky….nice strip. Reply Jep on September 3, 2010 at 5:16 am i love how gangster bug has a tommy gun. Reply ThaAlphacroc on September 3, 2010 at 7:12 am funky bug nows how to have a good time ;D Reply xduzie on September 3, 2010 at 10:24 am Gangster bug has alien-ish eyes. Alien Gangster bug! Reply Orphanelf on September 3, 2010 at 2:52 pm There needs to be a Bug video game. Reply Ms.notme on September 3, 2010 at 5:50 pm "Funky" be getn his game on! Reply Awol on September 4, 2010 at 5:18 am Oh…how awesome was this comic…WAY awesome. Why? Because funky and gangsta bug are brilliant! Reply astew on November 17, 2010 at 2:34 pm I caught the Bloom County reference. Nice one! Oh yeah, first time commenter, definitely lovin' the Bug. Brilliant. Reply TheLaziestUsername on August 10, 2014 at 10:29 pm I’d go with the last name Bond because it manages to both sound awesome and like a name someone would have in real life. Reply TheLaziestUsername on August 10, 2014 at 10:30 pm I mean if I had to go under witness protection and got to choose my name, of course. Reply TheLaziestUsername on August 10, 2014 at 10:35 pm I think the name “Funky Winkerbean” is hilarious because it sounds both so awesome and yet so stupid at the same time. Reply Submit a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.