eeeeeeeek I love 40's gangster bug!!
omg that's hillarious! I love the new Ganster Bug, rofl and you even gave him a tommygun! Kudos!
Cowboy hat and a martini – YES. I just figured out what I'm doing this weekend.
Also, what you're NOT doing this weekend. Laying low and speaking in first person, that is. 😉
Hey, you never know where a cowboy hat and martini will take you!
I got a feeling that it'll take you to 40's Gangsta Bug, and then to the Witness Relocation Program!
what are you crazy? obviously he's already been there if he's drinkin a martini and wearing a cowboy hat!
Last panel FTW!! "Funky don't lay low." Quite possibly the best line in comics. ever. lol
Does the Witness Relocation Program have a slogan? Something catchy and memorable…
"Wanna get away?" (Already taken by Southwest Airlines, but I think the trademark battle and inevitable buy off might be worth it…)
"Don't fear–we'll make you disappear."
"Turning Chicks into Hicks since 1996!"
"Snitches get stitches unless their life switches."
And my personal favorite:
"Alienation–no different than your current situation."
A good catch phrase could really bump up business… Just sayin'. 😉
are you in the advertising business?? if not you should definitely look into it
I don't know about that… you wouldn't be able to draw Bug anymore!
easily made my week. haha
Funky's betting on his catch phrase appearing in some sort of rap record before the end of the month… "Funky don't lay low – Funky loves his snow – Funky gettin' down – Funky all around" or something to that effect…
I loved FBI bug. He's adorable. Or is he a Men in Black bug? They kind of look the same.
no it has to be a fbi bug if it was mib bug then he would be holding one of those crazy looking guns
I guess that's what they get for giving him the name Funky….nice strip.
i love how gangster bug has a tommy gun.
funky bug nows how to have a good time ;D
Gangster bug has alien-ish eyes. Alien Gangster bug!
There needs to be a Bug video game.
"Funky" be getn his game on!
Oh…how awesome was this comic…WAY awesome. Why? Because funky and gangsta bug are brilliant!
I caught the Bloom County reference. Nice one!
Oh yeah, first time commenter, definitely lovin' the Bug. Brilliant.
I’d go with the last name Bond because it manages to both sound awesome and like a name someone would have in real life.
I mean if I had to go under witness protection and got to choose my name, of course.
I think the name “Funky Winkerbean” is hilarious because it sounds both so awesome and yet so stupid at the same time.
I think he’s actually thinking of the witless protection program.
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