Yo mama’s so fat, her and your daddy ain’t a couple.
They’re a few.
As long as they’re not a baker’s dozen.
Yo momma so fat, I hear NASA’s gonna launch a rover to her backside.
Bug in panel 1 doesn’t even care that he’s about to faceplant into concrete.
No way, I saw a spoon today!
You’re not stalking me, are you?
I have to say it and I’m so sorry…
There is no spoon
Speaking – well writing – about momma I have to ask, “Where’s her Christmas present of the Bug book?” I have a long list of Bug book recipients. If it comes out in time gift buying will be easy this year.
Don’t fret. Working on book one.
This one is chock fulla odd anecdotes. LIKE YO’ MOMMA!!!
Yo mamma’s so fat she got type 2 diabetes and requires medical attention.
Yo Mamma is so manly… in fact, ..she doesn’t even look like a woman. ..she looks like a man!
cant wait till nex mothers day, ima go both ways on the yo momma jokes
There is just so much to love about this comic. Adam, you’re awesome.
I wouldn’t count on kids being kinder just because it’s mother’s day . . . altho I guess it would depend upon how old they are.
Thank you for making me go “Oh Crap is it mother’s day this weekend?!?!?!?” Then I realized it’s August. Thanks a lot.
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