I’m sick as a dog (whatever that means – why are dogs our benchmark for illness?) and rather than scribble a crappy strip fueled by Benadryl and snot, I decided to take the day off. Probably no strip for Friday, unless I make a huge recovery and am racked with guilt over missing an update.
Just wanted to let everyone know before TMZ busts down my door, assuming one missed strip means I’ve ODed on horse tranquilizers. TMZ cares about low-level webcartoonists, right?