You gotta consider too, the werewolf probably has the best sense of smell of all monsters, so on one hand they probably smell it stronger. On the other hand, their smell is their own pheromones, they’ll probably think the smell they make is great. I imagine for this reason that the only monsters that werewolves generally associate with is other werewolves.
That’s not gonna be enough. You need to be contained in a large room. Which I suppose doesn’t NECESSARILY overrule a shed depending on how it’s built, but you at least need room to lie down in and not be able to touch two walls.
First you need to shove a tall heavy item in front of the door and hammer planks over the windows (if there are any). Then you need to get a big juicy chunk of really good, properly cooked meat and hang it on the wall furthest from the door. Douse it in a herbal brew cooked in a pot over an open fire to better appeal to the beast – do not use roots, that just nourishes the monster. Then bind ropes around your limbs, and THEN bind your body to the floor with a chain. With any luck, by the time you get out of the house, you won’t have enough energy to harrass the humans.
I’ve only played the first and second ones; heard a few things about the third one that sounded way too easy to mess up on irrevocably. I’ve heard good things about the compilation, though.
I thought all monsters were stinky, considering how many of them are corpses and few of them are known for having good grooming habits. At least werewolves can bathe when they’re in human form.
“Now I have to travel with someone who smells like a wet dog.”
“Helix, you don’t even have a nose.”
“Someone who I suspect smells like a wet dog.”
You gotta consider too, the werewolf probably has the best sense of smell of all monsters, so on one hand they probably smell it stronger. On the other hand, their smell is their own pheromones, they’ll probably think the smell they make is great. I imagine for this reason that the only monsters that werewolves generally associate with is other werewolves.
Yet another reason to chain yourself in the shed during the full moon.
That’s not gonna be enough. You need to be contained in a large room. Which I suppose doesn’t NECESSARILY overrule a shed depending on how it’s built, but you at least need room to lie down in and not be able to touch two walls.
First you need to shove a tall heavy item in front of the door and hammer planks over the windows (if there are any). Then you need to get a big juicy chunk of really good, properly cooked meat and hang it on the wall furthest from the door. Douse it in a herbal brew cooked in a pot over an open fire to better appeal to the beast – do not use roots, that just nourishes the monster. Then bind ropes around your limbs, and THEN bind your body to the floor with a chain. With any luck, by the time you get out of the house, you won’t have enough energy to harrass the humans.
(Anyone recognize the reference?)
I get it… you’re referencing Don’t Escape. I liked that game, but I liked Don’t Escape 2 even better.
No idea why your response didn’t show up for two days, but it almost feels like this comment system comes with built-in spoiler-prevention.
No, but you’ve clearly had a lot of time to think about this event.
I’m just making a reference, I don’t think that counts as “a lot of time to think”. Or if it does, then it’s cheating.
I get it!
That’s a fun series. Freaky, too. I think I’ve heard there’s a fourth one out, but I haven’t played it yet.
I’ve only played the first and second ones; heard a few things about the third one that sounded way too easy to mess up on irrevocably. I’ve heard good things about the compilation, though.
Maybe even put sedatives or sleeping pills (or both!) inside that meat.
Sleeping pills only work by increasing your melatonin production; they wouldn’t counteract adrenaline. Sedatives would be the better option.
On a side note, did you just respond to Alpha-Sigma’s reference with a different reference (on purpose)? Because I recall reading that in Alex Rider.
I thought all monsters were stinky, considering how many of them are corpses and few of them are known for having good grooming habits. At least werewolves can bathe when they’re in human form.
It’s a pity bug’s lower half is covered in the third panel, missed opportunity for a great throwback reference: https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/the-soiree-sashay/