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A Medicinal Cold War

A Medicinal Cold War

by Adam on January 3, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Jep
    Jep
    January 2, 2011, 6:17 pm | # | Reply

    …Yeah, but the robot legs would probably have to be recharged.

    • Mike
      Mike
      January 2, 2011, 6:27 pm | # | Reply

      "Sorry, guys, I can't go out tonight. I did too much today, and they need to recharge for the next 8 hours."

    • airlie
      airlie
      January 21, 2011, 1:49 am | # | Reply

      i reckon by the we'd have nuclear batteries, which would take a long long time to run down, talking years here dues and dudettes! either that or we will have anti-matter power! XD

      • Picklejuice the Omni
        Picklejuice the Omni
        February 7, 2011, 9:13 am | # | Reply

        i believe the proper feminine version of dude is dudine not dudette… look her up

        • VeryPeeved
          VeryPeeved
          August 16, 2017, 11:13 pm | # | Reply

          no, the feminine version of dude is dude

          • Yes
            Yes
            March 19, 2019, 4:32 am | #

            wdym, dudess?

  2. themisfitjoe
    themisfitjoe
    January 2, 2011, 6:55 pm | # | Reply

    No the robot legs would prolly be made by microsoft, and you'd have to pay extra for each ligament, and only be able to walk backwards unless you pay a monthly subscription fee

    • alykorn
      alykorn
      January 2, 2011, 7:07 pm | # | Reply

      And every 6 months they come out with a newer and better version, which can be hacked because they haven't worked out all the "Bugs" yet. I can just see little tiny Nerd Bugs taking over people's limbs to make them do all kinds of evil things. LOL

      Yup. This is just Nerd Bug's way of taking over the world.

      • JasonMaggini
        JasonMaggini
        January 3, 2011, 3:37 am | # | Reply

        Somebody would figure out how to run the legs on Linux within a week.

        • alykorn
          alykorn
          January 3, 2011, 12:58 pm | # | Reply

          LMAO!!! I had three friends point that out too!

  3. Letje
    Letje
    January 2, 2011, 7:05 pm | # | Reply

    It won't be long before people will start throwing themselves in front of cars, just to get these desired robolegs!

  4. Elric
    Elric
    January 2, 2011, 8:11 pm | # | Reply

    I'd still stick to my floating hovercraft! 😀

    I'd be the guy running over the people that want those robolegs.

    • Mushroom
      Mushroom
      February 19, 2011, 12:57 pm | # | Reply

      But… how do you run people over if it floats?

      You'd kinda just knock them over and then float over them harmlessly.

      Unless of course you cut the power and land on them. But that's justcruel.

  5. Raven
    Raven
    January 2, 2011, 8:34 pm | # | Reply

    Apple designs the new "I-Legs"

    • jake
      jake
      January 4, 2011, 9:21 am | # | Reply

      They quickly climb to the top, Steve Jobs 2.0 gets too cocky, adds a dumb feature like a microphone (but its too far away to use!) and they fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, falllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll………………………………………………………………………………………………and die

    • nobody important
      nobody important
      January 4, 2011, 1:37 pm | # | Reply

      The "I-Walk" perhaps?

      • nom
        nom
        July 7, 2013, 4:02 pm | # | Reply

        exactly!

  6. Angelo
    Angelo
    January 2, 2011, 8:58 pm | # | Reply

    Maybe the robotic legs would feed on your soul and won't need recharging.

  7. Isabel
    Isabel
    January 2, 2011, 10:09 pm | # | Reply

    Definitely sounds like an Apple product

    • Michael2561
      Michael2561
      January 3, 2011, 3:00 am | # | Reply

      Boy, are we screwed over then… Hello, new overpriced replacement every other month.

      • ⬡
        ⬡
        January 3, 2011, 7:02 am | # | Reply

        But they're so shiny!

      • Sonic
        Sonic
        January 4, 2011, 10:53 pm | # | Reply

        And the'll won't walk for the first few days of every new year.

        • jared the dreamer
          jared the dreamer
          July 5, 2011, 11:12 pm | # | Reply

          Wait, if the feed off your soul does that mean gingers can’t use them?

  8. Darzen
    Darzen
    January 3, 2011, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Would the music then come out of your ass if you didn't plug in headphones?

  9. harry
    harry
    January 3, 2011, 2:26 am | # | Reply

    wouldn't that be cool B-)

  10. seattleseth
    seattleseth
    January 3, 2011, 2:41 am | # | Reply

    Robotic legs are already all the rage…! I gotta get me some of these lol..

    http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20010850-1.ht…

  11. Turbo Sloth
    Turbo Sloth
    January 3, 2011, 6:46 am | # | Reply

    I know some zealots with some sick leg upgrades

    • Jesse
      Jesse
      January 31, 2011, 4:57 pm | # | Reply

      SC2 reference = epic win

  12. theo001
    theo001
    January 3, 2011, 9:28 am | # | Reply

    "hmm, it would be nice to store music in my thighs…" is the best line ever.

  13. mortii
    mortii
    January 3, 2011, 10:52 am | # | Reply

    two women meet at a party

    "oh hi…wow! you look great. something…?"

    "ah yes, i put on my longer legs for tonight."

    "but…but…that's not fair!"

    true story. the future is now!

    also, Oscar Pistorius ( double amputation from knees down)

    In 2007 Pistorius took part in his first international competitions for

    able-bodied athletes. However, his artificial lower legs,

    while enabling him to compete, generated claims that he has an unfair

    advantage over able-bodied runners. (!!)

  14. alykorn
    alykorn
    January 3, 2011, 1:15 pm | # | Reply

    wait… barnstorming?

  15. Marco
    Marco
    March 9, 2011, 5:38 am | # | Reply

    THERE ARE TWO NERDBUGS?!?!?! Damn, are we screwed when they join up togheter…

  16. Josh
    Josh
    April 16, 2011, 4:28 pm | # | Reply

    Wow, am I the first person to point out that I loved the H.G. Wells reference? Excellent comic By the way!

  17. Sassy
    Sassy
    November 24, 2011, 8:56 pm | # | Reply

    Lol, love the Dr. Moreau reference. :p

  18. Some Random Loser
    Some Random Loser
    January 16, 2012, 4:13 pm | # | Reply

    I’m gonna go with the suction feet. Useful applications, and I already have enough storage space from the arm I broke last year.

  19. Dreamer
    Dreamer
    January 25, 2012, 3:58 pm | # | Reply

    i hope the robolegs won’t be microsoft owned….. VIRUS PLEASE RESTART YOUR LEGS… NEW UPDATE RESTART YOUR LEGS… Your Legs are out of date you must buy another 200,000 dollar pair or they will break within 3 moths of the new release

  20. Col Klink
    Col Klink
    March 28, 2013, 11:29 pm | # | Reply

    New product: Microsoft Legs! Will occasionally need rebooting.

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