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You Say You Want a Resolution

You Say You Want a Resolution

by Adam on December 31, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. dr_Jadran
    dr_Jadran
    December 30, 2010, 7:31 pm | # | Reply

    Har har har!!! After seeing this I will reimagine every Star Trek NG episode with Geordi Laforge swearing like Richard Pryor on stage!!! ("Daaayyymn, capt'n!!! The $%&# dylithium crystals are draayned agaaayn, $h#t!!!")

    • Dragon
      Dragon
      September 18, 2012, 6:46 pm | # | Reply

      You misspelled “dilithium”

  2. Skar
    Skar
    December 30, 2010, 7:36 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah. My new years resolutions also never work. The only resolution I was able to keep, was starting on my webcomic and keeping it going.

    I wish you a happy new year, mate!

    • I want a Gravatar!
      I want a Gravatar!
      March 4, 2011, 11:07 am | # | Reply

      What is your webcomic?

      • Skar
        Skar
        July 11, 2011, 5:31 pm | # | Reply

        http://www.mojocomic.com 😀

  3. Sheena
    Sheena
    December 30, 2010, 7:50 pm | # | Reply

    Love me some !@#!#$ poptarts, and bug ;op

  4. Elric
    Elric
    December 30, 2010, 7:50 pm | # | Reply

    I quit making one… It's more fun to let what happens happen! In my life, I've found that there's no better way to have fun.

  5. Jep
    Jep
    December 30, 2010, 8:19 pm | # | Reply

    It's the return of the mask/helmet from ''Geekdom''!

  6. Strandvasker
    Strandvasker
    December 30, 2010, 8:57 pm | # | Reply

    Luckily I don't need any resolutions as I'm already perfect..cough..

    • slxpluvs
      slxpluvs
      December 31, 2010, 4:29 am | # | Reply

      And your prostate appears to be fine, too.

      • Framtonm
        Framtonm
        December 31, 2010, 9:06 am | # | Reply

        *ouch!

  7. Raven
    Raven
    December 30, 2010, 9:24 pm | # | Reply

    You do realize Pop Tarts taste like drywall, right? This explains your food issues.

    • Liz
      Liz
      January 4, 2011, 3:19 pm | # | Reply

      pop tarts are the shiz

  8. Hanussen
    Hanussen
    December 30, 2010, 10:27 pm | # | Reply

    Ha Ha! When I first saw the "visor" I thought it's bug's teeth! 😀

  9. Jamey
    Jamey
    December 30, 2010, 10:44 pm | # | Reply

    My New Year's resolution is to not make a New Year's resolution.

    • WAFFLES?!?!?!?!
      WAFFLES?!?!?!?!
      January 1, 2011, 3:50 am | # | Reply

      Then you already messed up, didn't you?

  10. JayKayHaze
    JayKayHaze
    December 30, 2010, 11:07 pm | # | Reply

    ha ha beware in the future pop tarts have 12000 calories, Or in layman terms if you eat one, you will get fat in the next panel 😮

  11. Brian
    Brian
    December 31, 2010, 3:03 am | # | Reply

    I resolve to swear like a wounded pirate and gorge myself on Pop-Tarts at every opportunity.

  12. Garrett Williams
    Garrett Williams
    December 31, 2010, 3:53 am | # | Reply

    Nice use of the callback.

  13. BrittishIce
    BrittishIce
    December 31, 2010, 4:21 am | # | Reply

    Your comics are awesome!

    I remember when I first found it, and I traveled back through the archives – man, I was in tears and my side hurt!

    Things still have not changed. Love the Bug!

  14. Justfew
    Justfew
    December 31, 2010, 11:07 am | # | Reply

    Good comics man…keep the good post coming and I will return

  15. Insanitytea
    Insanitytea
    January 1, 2011, 5:42 am | # | Reply

    why does future you look like Geordi La Forge? (FYI: star trek)

    and you don't NEED a reason to wear a cape, CAPES FTW!

    capes are ominous with a wind blowing through them.

    Perfect for bad guys or good guys like BATMAN!!!

    • Sakilaris
      Sakilaris
      January 1, 2011, 6:57 am | # | Reply

      batman uses his cape both for gliding, as a semi parachute and in physiological warfare i.e to spread fear amongst the criminal scum, oh and he also uses it as a semi gas mask, of all the people in comic books with a cape batman is if not the only one who uses it, then the one who uses it the most.

      • alykorn
        alykorn
        January 2, 2011, 7:15 pm | # | Reply

        Will you marry me?

  16. Insanitytea
    Insanitytea
    January 1, 2011, 5:44 am | # | Reply

    My PG gravatar of Frank-N-Furter, Columbia, and Magenta doesn't show on this site! :*(

  17. Twiggles
    Twiggles
    January 2, 2011, 1:29 pm | # | Reply

    Funny how you have your future self let you down. I always blame my past self for procrastinating or signing me up to impossible deadlines :).

  18. jillie
    jillie
    January 3, 2011, 3:39 am | # | Reply

    I think "future me" kinda looks like a duck with teeth

  19. Maccashy
    Maccashy
    March 13, 2012, 11:35 am | # | Reply

    You got the title from that Beatles song, didn’t you? DIDN’T YOU?!

  20. DainTrinity
    DainTrinity
    August 24, 2012, 10:14 pm | # | Reply

    Heh heh heh… Civilization reference.

  21. enchantedbrick
    enchantedbrick
    July 21, 2014, 2:01 am | # | Reply

    Bill Cosby cusses on all of his comedy albums. It was only for the Cosby Show that he did not curse. Profanity is not a bad thing, but too many people overreact and believe no one in history has ever cursed.

  22. Cactus Defender
    Cactus Defender
    November 5, 2015, 12:47 am | # | Reply

    ‘Swhy I don’t make resolutions, brah.
    (Too chill?)

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