this is not how I'll be waking up this morning. I have to get up for school and I was going to fall asleep by now, but personal issues have upset me awake :u
…I really wish I was crazy enough that I could go on sleeping pills.
I have to take melatonin for a sleeping disorder. Thus, mornings aren't always my best time. As a matter of fact, some mornings I've been known to go to work while still fully unconscious (asleep and sleep walking).
>.> Melatonin to me is the equivalent of a painkiller-fuelled haze, except with more paranoia. So, instead of "good morning, lamp!" it's "are you watching me? Don't look at me like that…" So, I don't take melatonin. My mornings are more: "There's a radio emanating from the purple squid why?" (Radio alarm encroaching on my dreams before I'm dragged semi-conscious and vertical.)
I lead a karma-balanced life. If I wake up on the right side of the bed, like they do in the commercials, then I'm probably also late for work, and we're out of hot water.
It would be easier for me to wake up if there were an Indiana Jones type boobytrap forcing me out of bed before being crushed by a boulder and deathttraps between the bed and the toilet.
ha ha, exactly. especially panel 3 and 4. there are school buses that whiz past the window every weekday morning, and then I don't really feel like waking up in the first place…
I saw some on your comics today and I fell in love with them. You've got a new follower =) A friend of mine posted this one on facebook and it completely reminds me of myself. I look forward to your new stuff.
I wake up like that every once in a while. Sadly, it takes a lot of discipline. Then again, it's totally worth it, especially when you realize everyone else had problems with getting up.
Perfect time. I have to wake up earlier than I usually do tomorrow. And, as I type this it's 1:09 in the morning.
Calling you out on your BS. Look at the timestamp.
Pretty sure that Jep is just in a different timezone.
Hey, baby me? You’re a smoothbrain and an asshole.
I often have hot wives deliver breakfast to me in bed after waking up from surgery
this is not how I'll be waking up this morning. I have to get up for school and I was going to fall asleep by now, but personal issues have upset me awake :u
…I really wish I was crazy enough that I could go on sleeping pills.
I am absolutely sure that my lamp told me to maintain once.
goddam it!
put up a donate button already!!
I wants to give you some monies!!
Hey, wait.
I can buy stuff from your store can't I?
oh, wait. I'm broke.
sad day.
one of these days though.
one of these days.
funny.
coulda sworn i saw a 'store' button up there.
It’s a purchase button. Directly under the comic.
I have to take melatonin for a sleeping disorder. Thus, mornings aren't always my best time. As a matter of fact, some mornings I've been known to go to work while still fully unconscious (asleep and sleep walking).
By the way, is a lamp an appliance or is it furniture?
I think it's both. Like Australia is both a continent and an island.
>.> Melatonin to me is the equivalent of a painkiller-fuelled haze, except with more paranoia. So, instead of "good morning, lamp!" it's "are you watching me? Don't look at me like that…" So, I don't take melatonin. My mornings are more: "There's a radio emanating from the purple squid why?" (Radio alarm encroaching on my dreams before I'm dragged semi-conscious and vertical.)
I think waking up like in TV commercials would be a dream come true, wouldn't you agree?
More like a dream come to an end…
Badum. Tish.
I lead a karma-balanced life. If I wake up on the right side of the bed, like they do in the commercials, then I'm probably also late for work, and we're out of hot water.
I read comics in the morning to keep me awake long enough for me to actually wake up. So thank you.
I have a coworker like panel onel. Yes, it is annoying.
Fourth panel is pretty much me, every workday.
First duty on the day I retire is to throw my alarm clock as far away as I can.
Waking up isn't all it's cracked up to be!
It would be easier for me to wake up if there were an Indiana Jones type boobytrap forcing me out of bed before being crushed by a boulder and deathttraps between the bed and the toilet.
And it's awesome that Twitter Bug is rockin the Indiana Jones hat
I once lived in an apartment with a dumpster right next to my bedroom window. It is, in fact, a terrible way to wake up every morning.
Ahh this is my life. I'm the person that needs to hit the snooze 8 times before I can peel myself out of the bed. My husband hates me every morning….
oh man! the last panel is exactly how i feel mosts mornings, like wwwhhhhyyyy do i have to be awake!? ya i like dreaming much more
Lovin' panel three!
I can almost hear that sound and hate it for waking me up …
I am panel 1…so the rest of you lazy bums be prepared to be annoyed
Yup got me a dumpster right outside, and it pretty much sucks every weekday at 6 am
ha ha, exactly. especially panel 3 and 4. there are school buses that whiz past the window every weekday morning, and then I don't really feel like waking up in the first place…
I'm pretty sure panel #4 describes every morning, no matter what time it is.
Also, the dumpster is dead-on.
good one.
I have a furry alarm clock. (Feline model.)
I feel so identified with that last panel…
My room is near a dumpster too, and it is annoying as hell. Don't they know people actually try to sleep in apartments!!!
I saw some on your comics today and I fell in love with them. You've got a new follower =) A friend of mine posted this one on facebook and it completely reminds me of myself. I look forward to your new stuff.
I wake up like that every once in a while. Sadly, it takes a lot of discipline. Then again, it's totally worth it, especially when you realize everyone else had problems with getting up.
Link’s broken. =(