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Bug Of The Cloth

Bug Of The Cloth

by Adam on March 7, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. MMM
    MMM
    March 6, 2011, 6:04 pm | # | Reply

    The reason why I…

  2. josh
    josh
    March 6, 2011, 6:05 pm | # | Reply

    And urine for a webcomic award. Bless you!

  3. Bozo
    Bozo
    March 6, 2011, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

    It's 2 AM, I'm working on a last-minute essay due tomorrow… and I'm laughing my head off at panel 3.

  4. Postblue
    Postblue
    March 6, 2011, 6:44 pm | # | Reply

    Dear lord, the second panel cracked me up so hard. Perfect.

  5. dr_Jadran
    dr_Jadran
    March 6, 2011, 7:57 pm | # | Reply

    Last panel – "Who?"… Epic!!!

  6. Liro Raeriyo
    Liro Raeriyo
    March 6, 2011, 9:11 pm | # | Reply

    Man if bug gets any more funny i'm gonna have to kidnap Adam so i can make myself funny, but seriously, great panels this week, everyone is funny as always

    • Tom
      Tom
      March 6, 2011, 11:38 pm | # | Reply

      Don't! What if you end up like Kathy Bates?

  7. Fuddlebob
    Fuddlebob
    March 6, 2011, 11:07 pm | # | Reply

    If you don't become a priest soon, I'm gonna be forced into starting my own religion so you can be a priest in that.

  8. hb6x8
    hb6x8
    March 7, 2011, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    Argh, I know some good jokes for the last panel but out of respect to others I shan’t put them here. (Which is a shame because one of them would work well with the 2nd and 4th panel…hint: do unto others) Also for the third panel: Forgive me father for I have sinned, I slept with someone who wasn’t my wife and she has been giving me *sunglasses* the cold shoulder. YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH! (He actually has sunglasses!)

  9. Formerly dead
    Formerly dead
    March 7, 2011, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Bwahaha.

    And you could baptize children in Kool-Aid 😀

  10. seloa
    seloa
    March 7, 2011, 1:07 am | # | Reply

    three words. Universal Life Church. anyone can become a priest in that. or at least marry people. and do funerals!

  11. Raven
    Raven
    March 7, 2011, 1:16 am | # | Reply

    There are other things that would be fun as a priest…. they’re all sins and I’d go to hell for them, but it’d be worth it.

    (By the way, is using the Seven Deadly Sins as a checklist of things to do wrong?)

  12. DisturbingEcho
    DisturbingEcho
    March 7, 2011, 1:32 am | # | Reply

    Take that Anti-Inanimate Objects Rights people! *looks at leg lamp like one from Christmas story* Soon my darling, soon.

  13. Brendan
    Brendan
    March 7, 2011, 1:45 am | # | Reply

    nerd bug was really in for it this time.

  14. Some guy
    Some guy
    March 7, 2011, 1:57 am | # | Reply

    Heh. Vampire bugs would be musquitos, right? That's funny because I like to piss them out of the sky aswell.

  15. Terence
    Terence
    March 7, 2011, 2:11 am | # | Reply

    Last panel is genius. If only priests were great speakers, then I'll be able to sleep less in church.

  16. Larry W
    Larry W
    March 7, 2011, 3:03 am | # | Reply

    Second panel = ULTRA WIN!!! I love it!

  17. Malikisfunny
    Malikisfunny
    March 7, 2011, 3:53 am | # | Reply

    I love how he forgot about jesus, LOL

  18. MADDOG
    MADDOG
    March 7, 2011, 5:31 am | # | Reply

    So a rabbi ,a priest and, a monk walk into a bar and the bar tender says " is this some kind of joke?"

  19. I. Nailo
    I. Nailo
    March 7, 2011, 5:38 am | # | Reply

    "The power of Chris compels you!"

    "… whadda ya mean I'm not saying it right?"

  20. Hierro
    Hierro
    March 7, 2011, 6:44 am | # | Reply

    The religious comics are my favorite 😀

  21. Katie
    Katie
    March 7, 2011, 7:32 am | # | Reply

    Urine for some trouble.. bwahaha! It's so punny! *badumcha*

  22. Flopside
    Flopside
    March 7, 2011, 7:37 am | # | Reply

    Second panel best wordplay I've ever seen. Bug some how gets better and better !

  23. Fornicater
    Fornicater
    March 7, 2011, 7:49 am | # | Reply

    What do airline food and Jesus have in common? They both taste terrible.

    • Turbo Sloth
      Turbo Sloth
      March 7, 2011, 8:47 am | # | Reply

      hahahahahahahahahaha

    • lythera
      lythera
      March 7, 2011, 9:20 am | # | Reply

      u just crushed many canibal's hopes and dreams. XD

  24. NeonF1sh
    NeonF1sh
    March 7, 2011, 8:59 am | # | Reply

    That third panel is full of win.

  25. tymime
    tymime
    March 7, 2011, 11:06 am | # | Reply

    For the first time I find this unfunny- and offensive. Being Lutheran I appreciate some Christian humor, but this is crossing the line for me.

    • IITYWYBAD
      IITYWYBAD
      March 7, 2011, 11:27 am | # | Reply

      Get over yourself. If you can't have a laugh at a webcomic – where lewdness and sacrilege are values to look for – then don't read it and get back to your bible group.

      • hb6x8
        hb6x8
        March 7, 2011, 12:26 pm | # | Reply

        Now, now you two, there's no need for hostility. Some might view this as offensive but you've GOT to admit it's pretty funny. We all have lines that we don't want crossed and I'm sure Adam doesn't want anyone to be offended but Jesus preached turning the other cheek, so tymime let people have a laugh at what you hold dear and IITYWYBAD never respond angrily to someone who is offended, it's not like he said bug is a bad comic merely that this one upset him.

    • Brian
      Brian
      March 7, 2011, 12:22 pm | # | Reply

      What's the offensive part? The fact that Bug would be such a lousy priest that he'd be unaware of Jesus? That a fictional character would bless pee to fight other fictional monsters? Explain why that's offensive, please.

    • Some guy
      Some guy
      March 7, 2011, 12:44 pm | # | Reply

      I love how a lot of Christians laugh at jokes that others might find offensive, but even an innocent joke about Christianity is "crossing the line". Not speaking of you in particular, tymime, since you said you like some Christian humor, but you just reminded me of those people.

      • tymime
        tymime
        March 7, 2011, 9:27 pm | # | Reply

        I'll have you know that I've been laughing at all the other Christian jokes in this comic, so I'm not one of those touchy uptight Christian stereotypes you all automatically assumed I was. I've admired Adam's ability to create humor out of Christian topics- they show a good knowledge of the actual beliefs, which has led me to believe that he's an actual church-goer (I apologize if I'm wrong).

        I didn't like this joke because the concept of holy urine and raunchy behavior from a priest (as unfortunately real as the latter can be) blemishes things I have great respect for- that, and jokes about pee are grosser than other things I've seen here, and Bug seems out of character. There hasn't been jokes that I would consider sacrilegious before…

        You know what I love? How so many people assume that all Christians are the most godawful people on earth. I LOVE this comic, and just because I voiced a negative opinion of it for the very first time doesn't mean I should get a whole lot of tomatoes thrown at me for it.

        I'm not sure why turning the other cheek has been brought up- it's not as though I had received any harm…

        • Matt
          Matt
          March 9, 2011, 4:03 am | # | Reply

          I dunno. I think the concept of pee actually being able to be made to be holy is a pretty darn good one. I don't see it as being disrespectful, I'm just curious as to whether anyone has tried it. What would the results be? Can pee be turned full-on holy? Or does it just become less acidic?

    • Fran
      Fran
      March 10, 2011, 11:06 pm | # | Reply

      I'm Christian and this comic is hilarious and not offensive in any way.

      • Josh
        Josh
        April 16, 2011, 5:16 pm | # | Reply

        I'm in the same boat.

        • Tom
          Tom
          May 1, 2011, 10:23 am | # | Reply

          Me three

  26. Dan Bielinski
    Dan Bielinski
    March 7, 2011, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

    Adam- you crack me up all the time, but today's comic is hilarious.

  27. Greyman1995
    Greyman1995
    March 7, 2011, 3:35 pm | # | Reply

    Hey Adam, you have probably noticed but I have yet to see one negitive comment for any of your strips. Nice work, and yes I have read all of them to my saddest being. *Sob*

  28. Greyman1995
    Greyman1995
    March 7, 2011, 3:38 pm | # | Reply

    Dang I typed to soon sorry Adam

  29. Matt
    Matt
    March 9, 2011, 3:58 am | # | Reply

    Too good. This is just too good.

  30. Nick
    Nick
    March 13, 2011, 5:41 pm | # | Reply

    Does anyone remember that other religious bug comic were everyone kept posting extremely long comments?…

    …

    …

  31. MILLIPEDE
    MILLIPEDE
    May 4, 2011, 4:52 am | # | Reply

    That thermostat is pretty hot. Get it? …uhhh

  32. iamninzen
    iamninzen
    June 14, 2011, 9:40 am | # | Reply

    If any Christians are taking offense to this then they need to loosen up. Not having a sense of humor is a sure sign you’re taking yourself or your beliefs far too seriously.

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