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Marriage Carriage

Marriage Carriage

by Adam on April 25, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. NeverSerious
    NeverSerious
    April 24, 2011, 6:03 pm | # | Reply

    I'm 12 years old and what is "#@** yeah"?

    • lythera
      lythera
      April 25, 2011, 5:23 am | # | Reply

      adam not cussing.

    • ThatGirlFromRussia
      ThatGirlFromRussia
      April 25, 2011, 5:55 am | # | Reply

      Are you serious or are you never serious?

    • MrSnow
      MrSnow
      April 25, 2011, 8:48 am | # | Reply

      its a sensor for a cuss word neverS

    • Alex
      Alex
      April 26, 2011, 5:52 am | # | Reply

      It means FUCK. xD

    • Tehe.
      Tehe.
      April 27, 2011, 11:18 am | # | Reply

      Trollolol.

      • DougM
        DougM
        May 13, 2012, 9:21 pm | # | Reply

        He’s obviously saying: “Pound Spiral Star Explosion, Yeah!”

    • Korbl
      Korbl
      November 20, 2012, 11:24 am | # | Reply

      It’ a super cussword. We adults have those, along with a toggle on your guys’ brains so you can’t read them properly until you’re 25.

      • NumberOnett
        NumberOnett
        May 7, 2016, 6:48 am | # | Reply

        I’m 12 years old. I guess I spend enough time on the internet to read through the filter.

  2. EponaTheHorseyOfDoom
    EponaTheHorseyOfDoom
    April 24, 2011, 6:03 pm | # | Reply

    Hilarious, as usual. Definitely one of the best web comics out there.

    • MrSnow
      MrSnow
      April 25, 2011, 8:48 am | # | Reply

      agreed

  3. jehosavet
    jehosavet
    April 24, 2011, 6:05 pm | # | Reply

    Is the last one feasible? If so i need to find a way to dildo-proof my car

    • Caitlyn
      Caitlyn
      April 25, 2011, 2:27 pm | # | Reply

      depends on your definition of feasible. a lot of cheap dildos are made of soft rubber material that could be impaled on the wiper arm pretty easily. (I used to work for a sex toy store. good times.)

    • Caitlyn
      Caitlyn
      April 25, 2011, 2:32 pm | # | Reply

      it occurs to me that there's also dildos with a suction cup base….you may be doomed

      (why am i still thinking about this?? gah!)

      • Adro
        Adro
        April 27, 2011, 2:54 pm | # | Reply

        OH CAITLYN! You and me, we could go places with the information and connections you have.

      • Takedownthefacade
        Takedownthefacade
        August 27, 2012, 11:33 pm | # | Reply

        Why would you NOT think about this?

      • Korbl
        Korbl
        November 20, 2012, 11:25 am | # | Reply

        yeah, but turning a car into a dildo-cupine would be expensive.

        more so with the superglue.

  4. Jep
    Jep
    April 24, 2011, 6:05 pm | # | Reply

    Did you forget to draw glasses on the one in panel 3? Or, is that not Nerd-Bug?

    • Pedernalphia
      Pedernalphia
      April 24, 2011, 6:54 pm | # | Reply

      No, I think that's supposed to be "most folks".

  5. chzbrgrmachne
    chzbrgrmachne
    April 24, 2011, 6:13 pm | # | Reply

    non streak dildos. Its hard to type when you're laughing this hard.

  6. NeonF1sh
    NeonF1sh
    April 24, 2011, 6:18 pm | # | Reply

    That last panel disturbs me. In so many ways.

  7. Fuddlebob
    Fuddlebob
    April 24, 2011, 6:24 pm | # | Reply

    The first panel = win.

  8. David
    David
    April 24, 2011, 6:56 pm | # | Reply

    1st panel: never knew marriage could be so hardcore

  9. MMM
    MMM
    April 24, 2011, 7:03 pm | # | Reply

    One more reason to not do that again.

  10. NeverSerious
    NeverSerious
    April 24, 2011, 7:39 pm | # | Reply

    http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/love-the-one-youre…
    Is there a theme here?

    • williamkattwilliams
      williamkattwilliams
      April 24, 2011, 7:58 pm | # | Reply

      I think the theme is Wang computers

  11. JIGD
    JIGD
    April 24, 2011, 8:05 pm | # | Reply

    i understand your fear man, i know what is like to have those friends… and being one of those too 🙂

  12. Raven
    Raven
    April 24, 2011, 8:54 pm | # | Reply

    Marriage is evil.

  13. MILLIPEDE
    MILLIPEDE
    April 24, 2011, 10:49 pm | # | Reply

    glasses bug: you mad?

  14. jalie
    jalie
    April 24, 2011, 11:58 pm | # | Reply

    thanks for giving us ideas!

  15. Greyman1995
    Greyman1995
    April 25, 2011, 12:00 am | # | Reply

    Do they actually make dildos like that? Make great birthday presents

  16. Turbo Sloth
    Turbo Sloth
    April 25, 2011, 2:21 am | # | Reply

    This is dildos 😛

  17. LrD
    LrD
    April 25, 2011, 3:12 am | # | Reply

    do we have the same friends?

  18. Karine76
    Karine76
    April 25, 2011, 4:09 am | # | Reply

    "/%&* Yeah! That first panel got me!

  19. Blincoe
    Blincoe
    April 25, 2011, 4:43 am | # | Reply

    I am definitely going to say "*@!# Yeah!" at my wedding instead of "I do"

    • MrSnow
      MrSnow
      April 25, 2011, 8:48 am | # | Reply

      good choice ;D

    • Garrett Williams
      Garrett Williams
      April 26, 2011, 7:28 am | # | Reply

      A FINE choice

  20. Goeber
    Goeber
    April 25, 2011, 6:04 am | # | Reply

    git yo matrimony on!

  21. Saumya
    Saumya
    April 25, 2011, 7:14 am | # | Reply

    Love the tux with shoulders and everything. Lady bug’s gown’s a shame though. (I love weddingy clothes. Eep.)

  22. Santu
    Santu
    April 25, 2011, 7:45 am | # | Reply

    I can't remember the last time you drew 2 standard bugs in one panel like you did in panel, if there ever was a first time.

  23. Brittany
    Brittany
    April 25, 2011, 8:26 am | # | Reply

    I must admit… I’ve never seen ‘dildo’ pluralized.

  24. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    April 25, 2011, 8:47 am | # | Reply

    wow dildo windshield wipers seems like something pornography stars would do… hmmm now they will probably start doing it o,<

  25. Rhea
    Rhea
    April 25, 2011, 9:55 am | # | Reply

    Don’t give Prince Harry any ideas this week….

  26. -PookeyG-
    -PookeyG-
    April 25, 2011, 4:49 pm | # | Reply

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    "NON-STREAK!"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

  27. wine+cheesepuffs
    wine+cheesepuffs
    April 26, 2011, 1:37 am | # | Reply

    AAAA Formal Bugs! I'd let the bugs in my shower live if they were wearing little tuxes.

  28. Garrett Williams
    Garrett Williams
    April 26, 2011, 7:30 am | # | Reply

    I need to…. not share this particular strip with my friends.

    Well…. maybe if I'm one of the pranksters. Not likely to be getting married in the next 10 years anyway.

  29. Vince
    Vince
    April 26, 2011, 3:27 pm | # | Reply

    My friends coated every possible piece of my car with condoms. Not as bad as dildo wipers, but did give me an akward moment getting it filled at a full service gas station after getting back from the honeymoon.

  30. insanitytea
    insanitytea
    April 27, 2011, 3:19 am | # | Reply

    did any one else notice that bug got a clone in the 3rd pannel?

  31. Insanitytea
    Insanitytea
    April 27, 2011, 3:20 am | # | Reply

    did any one else notice that bug got a clone in the 3rd pannel?

    I used the wrong username for my gravatar

    • Insanitytea
      Insanitytea
      April 27, 2011, 3:21 am | # | Reply

      nevermind

      • croc doc
        croc doc
        April 27, 2011, 4:01 am | # | Reply

        🙂

  32. alphabetfish
    alphabetfish
    April 30, 2011, 9:50 am | # | Reply

    Oh lord, “non-streak dildos” BAHAHAHAHA XD

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