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Eyes Buggin’ Out

Eyes Buggin’ Out

by Adam on April 26, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Jep
    Jep
    April 25, 2011, 6:04 pm | # | Reply

    Not gonna lie, this made literally laugh out loud a few times. Especially panel 2.

  2. Raven
    Raven
    April 25, 2011, 6:45 pm | # | Reply

    Apparently pug dogs have a problem with their eyeballs popping out. That's why a collar is not recommended. One tug and… POP!

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      April 25, 2011, 8:43 pm | # | Reply

      Eep. I am never getting a pug. x.x

      (Not that I wanted one to begin with…)

  3. Chaucer
    Chaucer
    April 25, 2011, 7:12 pm | # | Reply

    What's a little lint and Cheerios? They both rinse off. Five second rule indeed.

    • Frostcore300
      Frostcore300
      April 25, 2011, 8:23 pm | # | Reply

      I thought it was 3 second rule…

      anyway, great as always, bug, great as always 😉

    • Bugette
      Bugette
      April 27, 2011, 6:32 am | # | Reply

      I always heard it was the 10 seconds rule. Not that it would keep me from picking up things from the floor after those 10 seconds have passed…

      Eyeballs popping out are one of my worst nightmares, but once again Adam shows his genius and makes me laugh at it. I swear, those eyeball-popping movie scenes will never scare me the same way again…

  4. Margaret
    Margaret
    April 25, 2011, 8:40 pm | # | Reply

    Lint and cheerios… having a 2 year old this describes most of my house most of the time. I don't think it being on my eyes would phase me at all.

  5. ⬡
    ⬡
    April 25, 2011, 8:42 pm | # | Reply

    Woah, for a sec I thought eyeless bug was slapping his wife in the last panel.

    • fudgy
      fudgy
      April 25, 2011, 8:55 pm | # | Reply

      no, see, he missed, what with no eyes and that.

    • NeverSerious
      NeverSerious
      April 26, 2011, 11:23 am | # | Reply

      take the words out + give him some eyes = domestic disturbance

  6. eMayhem
    eMayhem
    April 25, 2011, 8:51 pm | # | Reply

    Hillariously gory Adam, keep up the good work.

  7. Ame
    Ame
    April 25, 2011, 8:53 pm | # | Reply

    At the third panel, I had to sit back and laugh it out patiently.

  8. Afrodactyl
    Afrodactyl
    April 25, 2011, 8:59 pm | # | Reply

    Did anybody else think that bug was wearing two monocles the first time they saw panel 2?

  9. biokirkby
    biokirkby
    April 25, 2011, 10:25 pm | # | Reply

    panel 4- woah! who said that?

  10. Jack - eyeflare trav
    Jack - eyeflare trav
    April 25, 2011, 10:59 pm | # | Reply

    Definitely one of the best ones! Laughed pretty d*** hard, thank you.

  11. Rafaela
    Rafaela
    April 25, 2011, 11:16 pm | # | Reply

    I'd never thought about my eyes popping out before… Now I can't get this thought outta my mind…

  12. lunar_phenomenon
    lunar_phenomenon
    April 26, 2011, 2:46 am | # | Reply

    this made me literally lol several times the first time I read it through, and even harder the second time. I love the Marty Feldman reference in panel 2! Coincidentally, I happen to be watching Silent Movie right now. The man really does have abnormally buggy eyes.

  13. Mo
    Mo
    April 26, 2011, 2:52 am | # | Reply

    I love it, someone else who understand why the Marty Feldman reference is funny! I love this cartoon.

  14. zachary
    zachary
    April 26, 2011, 3:37 am | # | Reply

    Been enjoying the comic. Keep 'em coming!

  15. Patrick
    Patrick
    April 26, 2011, 7:13 am | # | Reply

    Why are there always Cheerios under the fridge?

  16. DisturbingEcho
    DisturbingEcho
    April 26, 2011, 7:37 am | # | Reply

    I am now afraid my eyes will pop out on me. Like in that one Simpsons episode. A body part just falling out of place is scary.

  17. Daret07734
    Daret07734
    April 26, 2011, 8:16 am | # | Reply

    Why is it that it's always Cheerios under the fridge?

    • trav
      trav
      April 26, 2011, 10:55 am | # | Reply

      no one in my family even eats cheerios, but there's still some of em under the fridge..

  18. Anonymoose
    Anonymoose
    April 26, 2011, 8:54 am | # | Reply

    OK, this is REALLY eerie, but a couple of nights ago I had a dream where I came down with a medical condition. This medical condition made it so my right eye's outer layer would slowly thicken over time until I couldn't see through it. So every once in a while I had to pull the eye from it's socket and PEEL it, like you would an orange or a hard boiled egg. So I'd peel it, until it was entirely raw and bloody, and then I'd jam it back into it's socket and blink away the blood and there you had it, I could see with it again. Until the next time. But that wasn't the weird part. No, the weird part was that even though I had pulled the eye out so there was just an empty socket, I could still feel the eye as I peeled it. Not the empty hole, but the eye still in my hands. I could feel the peeling AS IT OCCURRED. It quite stung.

  19. Enduriel
    Enduriel
    April 26, 2011, 9:55 am | # | Reply

    Well, here goes my first comment to Bug. First things first: It's a cool comic. I like the humor in the strips :-).

    But today's strip really emphasizes that "nonsense" in "random nonsense 5 days a week", doesn't it? 😉

  20. MidnightMadcap
    MidnightMadcap
    April 26, 2011, 2:48 pm | # | Reply

    Did you and Brainless Tales plan this? If not, that's quite a coincidence. If so, kudos. 🙂

  21. Calvin K
    Calvin K
    April 27, 2011, 3:36 am | # | Reply

    This. Is. Incredible.

  22. Shark Feldman
    Shark Feldman
    May 30, 2011, 9:07 pm | # | Reply

    MARTY FELDMAN REFERENCE FOR THE WIN!

  23. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    April 29, 2013, 12:41 pm | # | Reply

    Panel three: NOT what “irony” means! *twitch*

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