You’ve managed to get people in the past that can relate to your work because they’ve done whatever you were talking about. I wonder if that’ll happen here.
The last panel is golden.
I guess you couldn’t get rid of them in a regular confessional because it would be for getting slapped, not getting a high five!
Nah, Satanic ministers sometimes do wear them, albeit with a much spiffier colour scheme. Any Satanic services are done to mock Christian ones so the costumes are often brought out for it.
I used to be really fixated on Satanists. I was sure they were everywhere. They scared the hell out of me. In Middle School, there was this big rumor that Satanists had said they would blow up our school if they principle didn’t give up seven blonde-haired, blue-eyed kids for them to sacrifice on Halloween. Man did that all freak me out.
I assume they already tried selling their souls for some pole wax for the strippers?
Phhht. I can think of WAY better things to sell my soul for…
…Like some awesome Bug merchandise.
Try Klondike Bars. He’ll fall for those, more likely than not.
What would Satan do-o-o… for a Klondike bar?
Now I have that damn jingle stuck in my head! You BASTARD!
See, O Lord and Dark Master, how I do Thy bidding!
Needy strippers? Bah, more like greedy strippers.
@Ijon Tichy
Is that a space-monolith icon I spot?
Mebbeh >.>
You’ve managed to get people in the past that can relate to your work because they’ve done whatever you were talking about. I wonder if that’ll happen here.
sure it does
Mmm wheat thins, wonder what happens if you play that cd backwards?
The last panel is golden.
I guess you couldn’t get rid of them in a regular confessional because it would be for getting slapped, not getting a high five!
You do know that Satanists don’t wear albs, which are symbols of purity, right?
Oh wait, crap. I’m just making shit up now. I have no idea what Satanists wear.
Or do you?
Maybe they are the symbols of pure sin for bug satanists
Nah, Satanic ministers sometimes do wear them, albeit with a much spiffier colour scheme. Any Satanic services are done to mock Christian ones so the costumes are often brought out for it.
Helluva lot more fun, too.
Omg… last panel = AWESOME lol
The baptismal is instead called the “Grotto”
Thou shall not have sex with your spouse’s brother or sister on your kid’s bed. Any other place is fine, though…
Or the dog bed…
Nerd Preacher Bug’s crazed expression in the third panel is excellent.
Third commandment of the Satanic Church:
“Thou shalt never stop reading Bug comics under penalty of One thousand paper cuts administered upon thy rectum.”
That’s quite a confession.
Well look on the bright side. At least you didn’t have sex with your sister’s kid on your wife’s bed.
Or sex with your wife’s kid on your sister’s bed
I used to be really fixated on Satanists. I was sure they were everywhere. They scared the hell out of me. In Middle School, there was this big rumor that Satanists had said they would blow up our school if they principle didn’t give up seven blonde-haired, blue-eyed kids for them to sacrifice on Halloween. Man did that all freak me out.
God is cruel, long live Satan
Hey, Satan didn’t make humans unendingly curious, then say ‘don’t eat that thing’ and not give a reason.
he also didn’t bait them with being like God, which was implied to be a good thing. he also did give a reason ” you’ll die” pretty valid from here
Only if they’d known what death was.
Plus, human curiosity gets people killed all the time. God should’ve known that.
1) funny strip!
2) I LOVE “Cherry Pie”!