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Heaven Help Us

Heaven Help Us

by Adam on July 8, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. jonnyb
    jonnyb
    July 8, 2011, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Hey, here’s a fun little debate; in the bible, jesus says that religions that came before him were false and their followers were not in heaven. Does that include Jews who died before jesus showed up? Because its hard to worship someone as your savior when he doesn’t exist yet.

    • Noslo
      Noslo
      July 8, 2011, 2:15 am | # | Reply

      Well, Jesus was Jewish, so the ancient Jews are probibly well off.

    • Dragon
      Dragon
      September 19, 2012, 3:23 am | # | Reply

      Hey, here’s a fun little debate: WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE

      • r0b3rt
        r0b3rt
        November 9, 2012, 8:33 am | # | Reply

        Awwww, someone’s mad.

        • Swagner
          Swagner
          October 4, 2013, 8:05 pm | # | Reply

          Yeah, I’ve noticed him commenting angrily elsewhere too, he must be an elderly atheist. (like bigfoot and the lock ness monster, people claim to have seen them but I don’t believe they exist)

    • Michael
      Michael
      November 8, 2012, 5:00 pm | # | Reply

      Other religions, not all.

  2. The Dukenator
    The Dukenator
    July 8, 2011, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    4th panel reminds me of those days with the NES carts.

  3. 432
    432
    July 8, 2011, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    OMG!!! Did WOW go to hell or what?

  4. ninelen
    ninelen
    July 8, 2011, 12:27 am | # | Reply

    I have to do that NOW with my N64 game cartridges, should I feel the urge to play them (since nothing beats Pokemon Stadium, or Super Smash Bros). The old game systems were all kind of moody.

    • LoveTheBadGuy
      LoveTheBadGuy
      July 8, 2011, 2:25 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, I have to blow on my N64 cartridges, but it’s okay, cos I still maintain that N64 games have always been, and will forever remain, the most awesome games of all time.

      (YES! Super Smash Brothers FTW! I loved playing Samus…)

      • Charlotte
        Charlotte
        July 8, 2011, 9:35 am | # | Reply

        My N64 seems to have stayed pretty reliable, but I agree the N64 games are the best (I’ve always liked Mario Kart 64 and Super Mario 64 more than the later games in their series)

        • LoveTheBadGuy
          LoveTheBadGuy
          July 9, 2011, 1:29 am | # | Reply

          Definitely agree! As a child, FINALLY completing the Super Mario 64 game seemed like the greatest triumph in the world.

  5. Chaucer
    Chaucer
    July 8, 2011, 1:05 am | # | Reply

    Ah well, at least we can rest assured in the knowledge that heaven has a Starbucks.

    • O'Connor
      O'Connor
      July 8, 2011, 11:20 am | # | Reply

      I’ve never actually SEEN a Starbucks before, outside of the internet or stuff on TV. I’m use to Dunkin Donuts and Honeydew’s.

    • Ivan
      Ivan
      July 9, 2011, 10:32 pm | # | Reply

      Most of us baristas that go to hell get transferred to the heaven starbucks, hell is preferable.

  6. Elkins
    Elkins
    July 8, 2011, 1:58 am | # | Reply

    jonnyb:
    The bible was pretty clear that Jesus brought a new covenant with slightly different standards for savation. Before Christ died, the Jews’ accurate method of salvation was through animal sacrifice. (Hence the symbolism of Jesus’ death being the ultimate sacrifice.)

    • BoB
      BoB
      July 8, 2011, 1:03 pm | # | Reply

      You know there is a reply button? Also, why are you talking about religion on a hilarious webcomic?

  7. odinatas
    odinatas
    July 8, 2011, 2:14 am | # | Reply

    why does hitlerbug try to get in since it’s not that great up there

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      July 8, 2011, 3:20 am | # | Reply

      Gotta be better than hell. Seems like it just needs a bit bigger budget. But I guess money is sinful…

      • Nick
        Nick
        July 9, 2011, 2:31 am | # | Reply

        Hell did have an Xbox360, but it “overheated”!

        • telepaper
          telepaper
          September 6, 2011, 10:14 pm | # | Reply

          Problem is that, in hell, your trapped with a bad pop singer for eternity, wich can be painful after a couple millions of years

  8. Captain Scratchy
    Captain Scratchy
    July 8, 2011, 2:21 am | # | Reply

    Kind of bummed that my prayer to have Devo play in my gazebo will go unanswered.

  9. Ananarmous
    Ananarmous
    July 8, 2011, 2:47 am | # | Reply

    What Atari System(s)? If there would be an Atari 520ST/1040ST available, that would be eternal bliss to me!

  10. dreamweaver13
    dreamweaver13
    July 8, 2011, 3:29 am | # | Reply

    LOL. Blowing on the cartridge. That brings me back.

  11. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    July 8, 2011, 3:36 am | # | Reply

    Some of the nicer aspects of hell:

    1 Hazing n00bs.
    2 Best. Sauna. Ever.
    3 Casey will be there.

  12. J-J
    J-J
    July 8, 2011, 7:59 am | # | Reply

    Whoa! Brave step there, Adam, someone might take that last panel as a vote in the great war raging between Xbox and PlayStation (not that I believe it to be one)

    I love how Hitler-bug has tied (or taped?) the fakewings to his back 😀

    • williamkattwilliams
      williamkattwilliams
      July 8, 2011, 9:18 am | # | Reply

      Can God Bug create a gaming system that He Himself can’t win?

      • Bethluvsbooks
        Bethluvsbooks
        July 10, 2011, 12:05 am | # | Reply

        Yes, but then he would beat it anyways. And his won’t lose your info to satanic hackers.

    • Maoman
      Maoman
      August 26, 2011, 8:53 pm | # | Reply

      Everyone knows hell is better, so heaven gets the 360, and hell gets the ps3.

  13. shouryou
    shouryou
    July 8, 2011, 8:18 am | # | Reply

    i tough it was zombie bug in panel 2 with straped wings and a fake halo at first then looked into the archive and saw it was not.

  14. Some guy
    Some guy
    July 8, 2011, 9:34 am | # | Reply

    You should be consistant in letting Hitler-Bug talk with an accent or not. Great comic otherwise.

  15. Cheryl
    Cheryl
    July 8, 2011, 2:55 pm | # | Reply

    Aw, I loved Atari games! Where’s your sense of nostalgia? 😀

  16. skipbug
    skipbug
    July 8, 2011, 5:45 pm | # | Reply

    I’d comment but I want to be far away from this when the lightning strikes for saying they only have atari in heaven – everyone knows it all “ipads infinity” all the time.

  17. ARandomGuy
    ARandomGuy
    November 9, 2021, 1:29 am | # | Reply

    I feel like ‘something about a devo or a gazebo’ is a reference, but I can’t put my finger on it.

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