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How to be an Artist

How to be an Artist

by Adam on July 11, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. eMayhem
    eMayhem
    July 11, 2011, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Wonderful ^^ Teach us oh great one.

  2. Echofon
    Echofon
    July 11, 2011, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Whew! I was worried I couldn’t be an artist for a second.

    • Strandvasker
      Strandvasker
      July 11, 2011, 1:40 am | # | Reply

      No worries, if you fail as an artist you can always be the fart guy. In fact I’m aiming straight for that, being an artist sounds like way too much work for me, putting on wigs and all. I hope Adam does a 101 on how to find my lighter.

  3. ChefMike
    ChefMike
    July 11, 2011, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    sure, you CAN mold clay into things other than boobs, but WHY?

    • Zakuformer
      Zakuformer
      July 11, 2011, 2:30 pm | # | Reply

      That was my question, too!

  4. dreamweaver13
    dreamweaver13
    July 11, 2011, 12:48 am | # | Reply

    Alright! I have my wig ready, now give me the rest of that lecture!

  5. Ace
    Ace
    July 11, 2011, 12:48 am | # | Reply

    Can’t wait for this week!

    ps: love your work.

  6. lythera
    lythera
    July 11, 2011, 1:00 am | # | Reply

    Poor guy… having to hold it in… *pffffffft* XD

  7. mitha
    mitha
    July 11, 2011, 1:00 am | # | Reply

    what, you mean that wig isn’t the solution to all my art-problems?

  8. LoveTheBadGuy
    LoveTheBadGuy
    July 11, 2011, 1:07 am | # | Reply

    You know Nerd Bug means business when he wears his lil’ bow-tie. 😉

  9. Tom
    Tom
    July 11, 2011, 1:15 am | # | Reply

    Teehee imma be an artist

  10. Croc
    Croc
    July 11, 2011, 1:53 am | # | Reply

    yey 🙂 gonna go grab my brushes, hat and pretentious a-hole attitude and be an artist too! 😀

  11. Blaise
    Blaise
    July 11, 2011, 2:09 am | # | Reply

    Man, the one time I can’t find my wig and cigarette holder.
    Oh well, I guess I can fall back on the fancy hat.

  12. pushpak
    pushpak
    July 11, 2011, 2:14 am | # | Reply

    whoo artist, i can hardly draw a pic…….

  13. Frankie D.
    Frankie D.
    July 11, 2011, 4:08 am | # | Reply

    I’ve only got a tina turna wig. Will that do?

  14. Dean
    Dean
    July 11, 2011, 4:08 am | # | Reply

    i better get my riches!!

  15. Joe
    Joe
    July 11, 2011, 5:51 am | # | Reply

    I already got long hair so I won’t need a wig!

  16. NinjaBlackLlamaClan
    NinjaBlackLlamaClan
    July 11, 2011, 7:28 am | # | Reply

    I’m totally excited to become an arteest. I’m already working on my own play-doh boobs. Teach us master!

  17. Skar
    Skar
    July 11, 2011, 7:43 am | # | Reply

    Finally! Reveal us the truth, oh great one!

  18. DOBs
    DOBs
    July 11, 2011, 7:45 am | # | Reply

    Yoiur webcomic really bugs me.

    I bet you’ve never heard that one before 😛

  19. Deivis
    Deivis
    July 11, 2011, 7:46 am | # | Reply

    can’t wait for more “ar-teest” strips!
    Please don’t forget to mention Damien Hirst, Tracey Emin, Jeff Koons and others! 🙂

  20. thecheckeredman
    thecheckeredman
    July 11, 2011, 8:37 am | # | Reply

    I await thy wisdom!

  21. Splox5
    Splox5
    July 11, 2011, 8:54 am | # | Reply

    I see someone sprang for the fancy garbage bags.

  22. Rhea
    Rhea
    July 11, 2011, 11:00 am | # | Reply

    I hear Step One is getting dressed in the dark. I’m there.

  23. Jeff
    Jeff
    July 11, 2011, 11:50 am | # | Reply

    Whaddaya mean riches aren’t guaranteed? If I’m not gonna get rich, I’ma go back to sculpting boobs. That is it’s own reward, obviously.

  24. Ijon Tichy
    Ijon Tichy
    July 11, 2011, 2:05 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t need a frickin’ wig – I got long hair already! That said, I don’t need to be an artist – I mod games, how much more depressing can you get? 😛

  25. tudza
    tudza
    July 11, 2011, 5:40 pm | # | Reply

    Too late, I’m a slam poet from way back. You don’t need to teach me how to be an arteest or that there is no money in it. Good thing I wasn’t in it for the money.

  26. Paige
    Paige
    July 11, 2011, 5:46 pm | # | Reply

    Lol I looked at that and was like “it’s like adam is in my clay class…”

  27. Batman
    Batman
    July 11, 2011, 7:12 pm | # | Reply

    pffft, you think i can learn stuff?

    you’ll see the error of your ways, adam

    challenge accepted -.-

  28. andy
    andy
    July 11, 2011, 8:11 pm | # | Reply

    Best comic online imo, found your comic on inkoutbreak been a fan ever since.

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